I had no one on Skype or around to vent too. And I'm not gonna bother with a review so this is a good a place as any to vent. It was a real shitty movie. Imagine a whole Star Wars movie based on midichlorians. It was such a stupid movie and the actors were so useless in it. If you've seen it name a part in this movie and I'll tell you why it was so stupid. I'm all for stupid movies that have entertainment value but this was the finish to a weekend with lots of football where non if it were Manchester United and it was pure annoyance. Had this been a monkey news from Karl Pilkington first and then it was made into a movie it might be brilliant because it was supposed to be this stupid. But this is supposed to be the reason for why Planet of the Apes happened? When Draco Malfoy said "get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape" I lost a piece of faith in Hollywood. I mean what the fuck. Yea, lets not check on the scientist who got exposed to A VIRUS. Let's skip protocol all together whilst developing A VIRUS. Never mind that a ape broke into the facilities and stole it on his own. It's real shitty science fiction with no humor in it at all.