Should we do the Haka before kick-off?

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  1. Apr 26, 2012
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    VeevaVee despite the protests, wears Ugg boots

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    I'd prefer the hokey cokey
  2. Apr 26, 2012
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    Haka - no, don't be silly

    Tackety boots - definitely. The Blooos would shit their laser blue shorts

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  3. Apr 26, 2012
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    someone needs to go out and deck someone and risk the yellow. Nothing fecking mad but something enough to show this is our fecking title you blue nose fecks
  4. Apr 26, 2012
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    SharkyMcShark Horrified

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    until this happens :)

    gives you chills

  6. Apr 26, 2012
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    Marcus Couldn't buy a clue

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    I know he missed a penalty and cost Real a place in the final. But personally I would find it a bit extreme. :angel:
  7. Apr 26, 2012
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    Im sure the prospect of having the likes of Evra, the twins, De Gea, Park and Chicarito doing the Haka would surely instill fear in the City side. Alternatively we can do a redcafe group. Brwned, Chief, Twigs, Gambit, Pogue, Cnut and Rowem will be lead by me (of course). That would be frightening sight.
  8. Apr 26, 2012
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    Alternatively we could perform to the level expected of us and put them in their place?
  9. Apr 26, 2012
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    SilentWitness Everton fan

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    Already been done....



  10. Apr 26, 2012
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    What about some Morris dancing, followed by burning a Tevez shaped wicker man?
  11. Apr 26, 2012
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    I reckon Rio, Rooney, Nani, Evra and De Gea should perform a full rendition of YMCA in the centre circle facing the City team and staring them out whilst doing so
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    How about we do this instead? We already have Nani to be the lead dancer.

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    The Macca?

    We bring Steve McManaman into the centre circle and the starting 11 proceed to kick him in the balls, repeatedly, all while wearing novelty Eric Cartman slippers* over their boots. They then do a slightly modified version of the Macarena, which for testing purposes we'll christen "The Macca-pain-a", and finish it off with a Travolta-esque sweeping disco point as they stare down City's squad and win the match before the coin toss.

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    Maajid Formerly Mad

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    I'd go fecking bananas if I were ever part of a Haka.
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    In the very least, the fire alarms at their hotel should go off multiple times between 2am and 6am.
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    You could always do the wanka, which is pretty much what you did last time you played City.
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    Dwazza Van Hernandez A Special Kind of Hipster

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  19. Apr 27, 2012
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    Varun Wants the D...

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    Yes, do the haka first. then bring out the fuel and flames and throw fire out of our mouths followed by jumping through fire loops and finish by fighting tigers to death.
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    Dwazza Van Hernandez A Special Kind of Hipster

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    light the tigers on fire and you may be onto something there.
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    Varun Wants the D...

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    Light them, train 3 of them to form a loop and jump through them. That ought to scare City.
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    Obviously yes
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    Embarassing imo
  25. Apr 27, 2012
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    The team should do "The Creep".


    Huuuuuuuahh.
  26. Apr 27, 2012
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    I imagine something similar to the ghey bloke in Glee, dancing to "All the single ladies" whilst lining up for a field goal.

    Uh, not that I, um, watch Glee. My missus told me...
  27. Apr 27, 2012
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    :lol:
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    I've got a source in Cardiff, apparently the squad were practising the Haka in between golf and spa treatments.

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