Discussion in 'Manchester United Forum' started by RK, Apr 25, 2012.
I'd prefer the hokey cokey
Haka - no, don't be silly
Tackety boots - definitely. The Blooos would shit their laser blue shorts
someone needs to go out and deck someone and risk the yellow. Nothing fucking mad but something enough to show this is our fucking title you blue nose fucks
Imagine Paul Scholes doing that
until this happens
gives you chills
I know he missed a penalty and cost Real a place in the final. But personally I would find it a bit extreme.
Im sure the prospect of having the likes of Evra, the twins, De Gea, Park and Chicarito doing the Haka would surely instill fear in the City side. Alternatively we can do a redcafe group. Brwned, Chief, Twigs, Gambit, Pogue, Cnut and Rowem will be lead by me (of course). That would be frightening sight.
Alternatively we could perform to the level expected of us and put them in their place?
Already been done....
What about some Morris dancing, followed by burning a Tevez shaped wicker man?
I reckon Rio, Rooney, Nani, Evra and De Gea should perform a full rendition of YMCA in the centre circle facing the City team and staring them out whilst doing so
How about we do this instead? We already have Nani to be the lead dancer.
I hope we show real emotion and aggression.
We bring Steve McManaman into the centre circle and the starting 11 proceed to kick him in the balls, repeatedly, all while wearing novelty Eric Cartman slippers* over their boots. They then do a slightly modified version of the Macarena, which for testing purposes we'll christen "The Macca-pain-a", and finish it off with a Travolta-esque sweeping disco point as they stare down City's squad and win the match before the coin toss.
Yes, I like to smoke drugs...what of it?
I'd go fucking bananas if I were ever part of a Haka.
In the very least, the fire alarms at their hotel should go off multiple times between 2am and 6am.
You could always do the wanka, which is pretty much what you did last time you played City.
got three goals out of it, too.
Yes, do the haka first. then bring out the fuel and flames and throw fire out of our mouths followed by jumping through fire loops and finish by fighting tigers to death.
light the tigers on fire and you may be onto something there.
Light them, train 3 of them to form a loop and jump through them. That ought to scare City.
The team should do "The Creep".
I imagine something similar to the ghey bloke in Glee, dancing to "All the single ladies" whilst lining up for a field goal.
Uh, not that I, um, watch Glee. My missus told me...
I've got a source in Cardiff, apparently the squad were practising the Haka in between golf and spa treatments.
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