Tahith Chong

Discussion in 'Reserve/Youth Forum' started by KM, Mar 22, 2016.

  1. Mar 22, 2016
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    KM I’m afraid I just blue myself Staff

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    16yr old Feyenoord "Super talent"(Labelled by the Dutch newspaper VI) is on his way to United after rejecting the new Feyenoord contract. Rejects other English big clubs on the way. Plays on the wing.

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    LawCharltonBest Enjoys watching fox porn

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    I could speculate about his ability... But that hair though...
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    Seems a pretty decent player.
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    TheReligion Abusive

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    So LvG is staying...

    This guy and Fellani lining up together :lol:
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    ADJUDICATOR FULL MEMBER

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    That hair just looks like a hindrance. Would be a good sign if he plaits it or at least ties it back/down as soon as he gets here.
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    InfiniteBoredom CAF Political Statistician

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    It'd look absolutely menacing on a windy or rainy day.
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    ADJUDICATOR FULL MEMBER

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    :lol:
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    Scarecrow Having a week off

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    As menacing as a wet bichon.
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    sglowrider Against Oral Equality

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    So negative -- he would be fantastic if you stick him in the wall for freekicks.
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    Minkaro Full Member

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    We can sell Fellaini now then. We've got this guy for the silly wigs market.
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    FC Ronaldo Posts stuff that's been said before in tweet form

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    He could catch the ball and dribble it in the thickness of that Afro. Kerlon was a novice.
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    Macern SeARcHeS iMagEs oF fO0tbAlLeRs bAllSaCkS

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    The hair :drool::drool:
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    izec Full Member

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    Needs to bulk up
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    LawCharltonBest Enjoys watching fox porn

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    Isn't this thread premature by the way? We haven't even signed him yet have we?
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    SATA Full Member

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    What's a 16 year old doing with that kind of hair?
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    Awesome name. :D

    The hair is actually even more impressive.
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    villain caf sexpert

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    Love his hair, not sure why so many have such a negative opinion of afro's.

    LVG using the Dutch youth network again, hope to see this guy in our academy soon.
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    Sassy Colin Death or the gladioli!

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    DWelbz19 Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016

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    Dayo Upamecano all over again. Speaking of which, how is he doing? Anybody know?
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    Kostur Full Member

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    That fecking hair man. My new fav player if he comes.
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    Scorpy Absolutely crapping it and loving it!

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    Signed for Salzburg last summer and was immediately loaned out to some second division side in Austria.
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    God damn
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    Our very own Valderrama
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    dichinero Banned

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    Can he elbow, can he chest, can he win at least 43% of his aeriel duels?
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    SirBobbysCombover Banned

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    If this is true, then please let us sign a player who's surname is Cheech.

    What a double act we would have on our hands
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    Needs more hair.
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    Natener Full Member

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    Erm... Ruud Gullit?
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    FC Ronaldo Posts stuff that's been said before in tweet form

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    The Chong song.
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    devilish Phil Neville's #1 fan

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    He looks like Fellaini
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    I think it's because it now always reminds me of Fellaini :D

    Sounds promising though, look forward to hearing more about him.
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    Cooksen The Millennium Falcao

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    That is hair that Carlos Valderrama would be proud of
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    amolbhatia50k Sneaky bum time

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    So we've signed a super talent? It's a done deal? Nice! Make LVG Dutch talent attractor after sacking him.
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    Bestie07 Full Member

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    He went by the name of Wayne Rooney
    What happened to the last teenage Dutch winger we had? Can't recall his name but fairly sure he was highly rated when we signed him, didn't turn out to be much considering I can't even recall his name now.
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    jb8521 Full Member

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    He wasn't loaned out Liefering are Salzburg's B team who play in the 2nd division so he has still been playing for Salzburgs u19s in the Uefa Youth League and made his first team debut last weekend playing the full 90 minutes
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    Sammyjunn Banned

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    Gyliano van Velzen, that was poor scouting. He was twice as tall, big, strong as his age mates, ofcourse he'd stand out. He just has some street skills (few nutmegs, ronaldo flick and that) but he has got no intelligence, vision, passing etc besides that.
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    jb8521 Full Member

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    He was 1 of the most cumbersome and awkward looking wingers I've ever seen, looked like a centre half playing on the wing. Such a strange signing
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    Scorpy Absolutely crapping it and loving it!

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    didn't know that, cheers.
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    Bestie07 Full Member

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    He went by the name of Wayne Rooney
    That's the one. Thanks!
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    Even the Ajax youth fans on there forums were surprised we were interested in him.