The Communal Story Thread

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    "Want some panda shit weaste? Its fresh"
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    Yes please I said!
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    "Well if you keep changing the tense of this story Weaste you can whistle for your panda shit." advised Spin
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    At this point, Weaste decided to go back to reading his copy of "I KNOW EVERYTHING" monthly.
  5. Jul 29, 2004
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    WeasteDevil Guest

    And learned that Plech and Davo were actually the same person!
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    WeasteDevil Guest

    Then I turned the page. There was a review of this thread there, and it said......
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    .....The story is in the the third person.
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    Plechazunga Grammar partisan who sleeps with a real life Ryan

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    "Gorilla Snot Broule anyone?" Piped Spin
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    WeasteDevil Guest

    Yes please I said!
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    So Spin started whipping up a culinary feast in the kitchen, When he accidently sliced off his foreskin.
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    WeasteDevil Guest

    :eek:
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    golden_blunder mijn naam is Golden Blunder en ik hou van team LVG

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    fry that foreskin up too big boy said the others
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    But having supped too much guinness, Spin burnt the said foreskin to a frazzle and was only spared his blushes when Stan arrived on the scene.
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    With a pizza, a six pack of some crap London beer and a DVD of Cool Hand Luke
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    26 took a sip of his beer and nodded approvingly as the piss taking switched to Stanley Road.
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    I'm hard I can drink two pints of shandy with real lemonade and only get half pissed
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    Meanwhile, unbeknownst to our heroes as they relaxed in the pub, an unspeakable evil was gathering; a rich, powerful and exceedingly hairy man from Malta called Devilish.
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    " I don't think Nev and Maysie complained" explained dev, whilst pressed to explain his apparent love of bum fun.......

    "It'll be reet" said olga, " I like it up bum, remind me of when I was man"
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    Dev you could at least get it out of your pants first before you cum
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    "I will cum where I want bitch, don't you know who I am" Dev said as he slapped dirty Olga across the face with his penis.
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    "Thats it then" said Olga, "Im not pretending to be your wife anymore", Olga proceeded to take off her face mask and reveal herself as Ronny Corbett.
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    "That was a bit unushuuul" slurred 26th in a deeply uninterested tone of slur as he sat surrounded by six empty beer bottles and stared around for something else to drink, settling for sucking the soggy beer towels on the bar to keep him going until someone bought a round.
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    When suddenly there was a tap on 26 shoulder it was gaz from another watering hole over yonder called the silver birch,what you having fat boy ,26 replied err,rr I,llss zav a carling and 3 packets of cheeze nan nunion.
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    feck it make it five packs of cheeze nan nunion I've got to wait half an hour for my tea, changed my mind make it plain its cheaper and I've got plenty of knob cheese i can add to them to make my own
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    golden_blunder mijn naam is Golden Blunder en ik hou van team LVG

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    "we're out of crisps lads" said the barman "ill ring my mate G4orceskin and get him to deliver some more"
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    :lol: Good this!
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    "feck off cnut you have no mates" said the barman
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    Still waiting for G4orceskin to arrive with the crisps we decided to go on the shorts do you sell abysinth yell,s 26 in a spluttered frenzy of flying plain crisps with smeg on from his cock right into the barmans face,who is a scouser from wales with ginger hair.
    The infuriated barman wipes the smeg of his face and tells the drunken 26 ,NO we dont and then tells weastedevil to take his fat friend home .
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    It so happens that Weaste went blind at that moment. The result of many years of oggling(and a whole lot more) at Kim Wilde
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    Just as weaste and 26 were leaving the shed of a pub G4orceskin turned in a luton van 26 managed to help a blind weaste in to the back of the luton van for there long trip down south to plechazunga local .
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    meanwhile, not 3 miles away from the silver birch, a lad called Big Andy sat in the rope and anchor, suping away on a Kronenburg, discussing his weekly exploits in trying to pull with ladies in town....
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    Then the harsh reality dawned on Big Andy, he had more chins than fingers...
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    however, Van wasn't to know that Big Andy had infact lost all but one finger in a horrific camping accident the previous week, and therfore rendered his jibe ineffective..
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    or, perhaps more likely, had worn his fingers off in a marathon wanking fest.....
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    So big Andy decided to sort out his chins by leaving the rope and anchor and headed into warrington to o,malleys gym to get fit.
    But whilst on his way to warrington G4orceskin passed as they had took a wrong turning in the luton van with 26 in the passenger seat and a blind weaste in the back and seen big andy walking down from the anchor towards warrington and picked him up asked him were he was off to o,malleys replied andyto get rid of my extra chins.
    We,ll take you was the reply from an drunken 26 so andy got in next to 26 and off they drove towards warrington and past it towards the m56 throu stockton heath andy was confused until 26 broke the news he was now going to plech,s local like it or lump it .
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    Shouted 26...

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