Feck, just tear the whole stadium down and replace it with a brewery. United can play in the field next to the parking lot. But seriously, a microbrewery would be pretty sweet. And yeah, I'd expect the naming rights to a potential new stadium to cost an absolute fortune. I wonder if they'd be worth more than the naming rights to Old Trafford? I mean, people would just refer to it as Old Trafford regardless, so I'd expect that to affect the value somewhat. Luckily for me, there are no hard-and-fast rules for what constitutes a joke, and humour in general tends to be subjective. Is being hostile and abrasive your natural state? Or are you just very easily triggered?