Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Sebinator II, Jun 28, 2011.
Someone should create a Twitter like your's but for everything that goes on on here.
I'm following that right now.
I don't think the internet can handle that much spasticity concentrated in one place.
I don't know why im bothering to refresh the football forum tonight!
He's probably tanged in a web right now desperately trying to reach the keyboard, just as he edges close the spider climbs up onto the top of the laptop and shuts it.
Have you not seen the football forum matchday threads? I think I'd rather be locked in sebs bedroom with him and the verminator.
No, scratch that. I'd rather be in the FF.
But if you take the match day threads then add on top stuff like this thread. It's like pissing into a vat of nitroglycerin.
rofl just read though a couple pages
It's nearly 3am, I want to go to bed. I also want to know if he's got this spider yet.
Has that bastard just gone to bed and left the rest of us here waiting to hear from him?
Genius get back my the verm
Would he have gone to bed?
Bet he got his dad and his dad came in, got the spider and screamed at him to goto fucking bed so he just shut the laptop and is now sleeping.
Oh J S Park, the genius.
Hes not replyed for awhile maybe he got wrapped up and eaten
If only you could change 'rat' to 'spider'
Im so tired, I might have to call this a night.. Unless someone wants to do something funny?
I'm pissed off. I'm going for an angry wank and then off to bed.
Serbinator deserves negative rep points for leaving us hanging.
RIP Sebinator II
No, "he might be dead" or "do you think he's died?" Just, RIP.
Imagine he never posted again and tomorrow night Sky News started reporting the death of a young girl, suffocated by the web of a household spider.
Poor lad(ette), he seemed relatively normal before tonight.
Assuming he was just a 13 year old, where we all the mental at his age?
I know I wasn't this bad.
fuck, im puzzled. who would think of throwing a confectinary at a spider
wont ants get behind his bed now that there is a sweet source there?
Seb was commited to the cause and was successful in his attempts to prolong his sleep by harming the spider which had been very harmful. When asking for an interview noone was available to speak, all that was heard was the sound of a physical beating and then this picture was sneakily taken.we dont know how but this somehow tells that Nasri will infact be joining Accrington stanley. full story to be followed shortly
edit: fuck, this was my 500th post. was it worth it? Maybe
I would reveal sources but unfortunately my source might errm, err get err SACKED!
Yes, thats it. He might get sacked sorry. but i assure you it is reliable, that bloke is seb and that spider was the one who was eating aero's
edit: this thread reminds me of these raw pics of spiders
You're no better than those Sun journalists.
Only a spider?
I have to check the bedroom for these every night.
Poisonous little gits, too. When it gets hot, they hunt for the 4 inch cockroaches we sometimes have. When it gets over about 34 degrees the cockroaches can fly.
That is a rather large spider for the UK, if that's where the Sebinator is.
I think I'd definitely be using the hoover technique, with every extension I could use, I wouldn't be getting too near that one, I've done the glass/paper thing with smaller ones, but not that size. I doubt those bits would've been Aero's either.
I've just read through this thread. My experience was 10% laughter at some of the comments, 80% scrolling down the page so slowly so I don't get the shit scared out of me by scary spider pictures, and 10% getting the shit scared out of me by scary spider pictures.
Looks like a house spider, with spiders that big I usually get a heavy book and drop it on them, then stand on the book. The spider should then have a flat appearance, clean book before placing back on shelf.
This is like Aliens, Ripley is getting weaponed up.
Exactly what I thought, the torch on the broom is genius!
Bloody hell, Seb went into major meltdown last night. Can't believe I missed this.
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