Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Sebinator II, Jun 28, 2011.
meh, it's only a spider, every night i have to check if there's a moses hiding under my bed.
Morning Moses, it looks the case, can't believe this thread has doubled since then!
you sure he is always under the bed or rather under you
I can't believe you threw aero bubbles under the bed. This is going to attract more insects, and in general, is beyond retarded.
I can't believe you have a circle bed. That's odd. Are you Ben Affleck? This story seems like several plots he's been in, at some point a maid, preferabbly Jennifer Lopez will walk in, and change your entire life.
I can't believe your dad let's you have a circle bed. Are you a product? Do you sometimes find yourself flicking through the newspaper, only to see your face pop-up on a dirty advert?
I can't believe your broom is in the colour of a zebra. When have the two, ever crossed paths before, in history? Do you make animal noises when you clean, does your dad accept this as behavior of someone who would own a circular bed?
I can't believe you leave the house, confident in your sexuality, and personal choice, when you have that bed at home. Do you find yourself going through prolonged periods of sexual inactivity?
The biggest crime in all this is the fact he wasted the Aero Bubbles. What was he thinking?
If I was going to throw food at an insect, which I wouldn't do due to realising that food will attract more insects, I would at least be sure to throw something I hate, maybe something like sprouts and coffee.
I would have killed myself a long time ago. Or relocated I suppose.
both. it's hard to be under moses when he's on the floor.
Spiders aren't insects.
Like I could give a fuck. I would smash a stupid insects spiders head in, I'd cave it's miniscule brain in with a coconut, and then dump it's lifeless bitch ass body on a toothpick, that I'd walk around and parade across my room, as a warning for other spastic insects that want to challenge my staying power. Sometimes I dress up as a giant spider, with fangs, and sit in the corner, for hours on end until one pops up, at which point I pounce, with my whole body, and crush the shit out of that stupid insect. Sometimes I spray myself in insect spray, and eboue across the room.
Can you add the adjective to bed in the title?
Not a great fan of spiders then?
That much power is unreal hectic how do you manage to appear mortal yo us all?
Or insects it seems.
I can appreciate them at times.
Well, it's quite simple really. What I've been doing is staying inside, and not betraying my unlimited, collosal power to others, who might realize what I'm doing to spiders, and insects (one and the same), and try to harness those powers for something else. I work out a lot, sometimes I pump like a 100 bricks on each arm. I have a spider bin too, which now weighs 15 stones, as you can imagine, there are a lot of dead insect spiders in there. I train with a bullet proof vest as well, I've seen all that nonsense about using a medicine ball on your chest, to firm it up, well I'll tell you, a 9mm round to your chest every night will work wonders.
The one time I get an early night and I miss all the fun
So the Sebinator is a big massive girl and he has a round bed, I don't which piece of information I'm more surprised by
Can the Mods give him a Spider as an avatar, make him conquer his inner most fear and become it, batman style
if you are scared of a spider that small you wont want to come across a Camel Spider...dont have a pic...anyone else?
Things I have learnt from (finally) catching up with last nights Caf action...
1. Sebinator's a big fruity girl...
... And that's about it.
my step dad was in Iraq and he told us that there was a camel spider in one of his boots, he threw his other boot at it, the camel spider came out, hissed at him and the other blokes and proceeded to chase them round their camp...until their commanding officer came over and asked what was wrong and shot the spider 3 times before it stopped dead...
My girlfriend has a circle bed, it's quite comfy.
This has properly has to be one of the best threads I have read in my time on here and we have established Seb is a pussy with a round bed.....and presumed dead
Exactly, absolute classic, and that fact that he hasn't responded in hours just adds to the fun.
Has anyone sent him a PM by the way?
Not only does he have a round bed, lilac walls and a fireplace in his room he also has a zebra patterned broom after looking at his room i have had to smash 11 mugs.
So is there going to be a r.i.p seb thread soon? My prediction is he has fallen asleep holding a torch and a broomstick on the floor, or was eaten alive by that spider.
I'm not dead, I'm fine, completely forgot about this thread
So what happened to the spider?
Your conversational partner has left the conversation.
Did you kill it, or did it kill you and take your body as host?
all spider infected human posters will be banned.
Well I tried to put the broom down the back of the bed but that didn't work so I threw the broom at the spider but I missed, I found another broom however and attached a metal rod to it which was long enough to reach him, I tried poking hin but he just ran around so I stood up. Bitch ran out from under the bed onto my sock so I screamed and fell over a bit which woke my dad. We spent most of the night looking for clues of It's whereabouts and eventually we caught him and let him out the door.
I love how after hours of doing everything but wake your dad, you ended up waking him by falling over
To actually scream though
You see that Dewey?!?
In your face!!!
My dad was annoyed and said "why didn't you just wake me when you saw it?" And it didnt die which is good
This is comedy gold!!!! I think we should make a legends thread of all the funniest threads going and add this one in!!!! the word legend/ legendary gets thrown around to often but this is a legendary thread - i was actually laughing at my desk at work BRILLIANT
Glad your alive Sep we were all worried
It's just going to find other ways of getting back. Especially after laying it's eggs under your bed.
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