Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Sebinator II, Jun 28, 2011.
Should also mention that at first reading I thought your post said "moose" and I got rather excited.
The deodorant plan seems to be the one for me. I reckon the moth would go up like a roman candle.
I fkin hate wasps with a passion, but still find myself using the glass and card trick to free those stuck on windows. Stupid creatures.
Latino's, the Irish.... take it easy Chubby brown!
I've never seen any mooses but I reckon they'd be alright.
Yeah but if you use any other method they're most likely to get pissed at you and decide to sting you. If they haven't decided to do that already for no reason, because they're always in a bad mood. I'm also allergic to their stings so I just rid of them as quickly as possible.
Ban him. Racism is not tolerated on this site.
you english prick
I've always found it ironic that a comedian who makes jokes about the subjects he does has 'Brown' as a surname.
It's literally that, run away, or quick wasp death, depending on th situation.
Jesus, Mooses are Huge!
Didn't see the white text till I quoted you
But hey, love you too Paddy
You still owe us, even if it wasn't your generation.
is it something about Reading? this guy is like Biscuit 2.0
I had a time when there was a wasps nest above my front door. It was the height of summer so we had no choice to leave a window open. I'd come in from school to be confronted by about 20 angry fuckers who got tangled in the curtains. It was at that period in my life that I perfected the 'glass and paper' technique.
Is it snowing in Canada?
I literally have no idea if that's a compliment. Withholding judgement, for now.
Well how do you expect us to repay you? You already have enough gold at the end of your rainbows!
I'll stop now.
It's such a good song!! I wouldn't have listened to it if it wasn't for the Moth aswell.
Maybe I should name it since I'm probably in it for the long hall tonight....
Biccy is alright with me.
Sorry but you made your waspy bed so you should sleep in it.
In wasp related stories, there was one in my house the other day trying to get out of the window, and when I tried to open it and shoo him out...he just took a massive kamikaze nose dive straight for me in a blatant attempt to penetrate me but I managed to dodge him, still it was a nerve racking experience. It's true what they say, it all just happens so fast.
Give us our 6 counties back!! Our Football team would be decent!
Yeah you better
The moth can be called bastard, and the mouse Gerald.
Awww, where's all the snow? I thought it always snowed and never got dark in Canada?
Such good imagery
I was thinking Bebe.
Lloyd Banks. Ferfucksakes.
He is abit shit tbf. Really ruins You don't know by Eminem.
Moses has gone a bit quiet...
I just realised, what a fucking stupid move Stuart Little was. Whoever came up with that should be shot. A mouse getting adopted, seriously???
the best weapon versus the wasp is a tennis racket.
He's a bit tied up dealing with something like this...
That first mice is definitely not the last.
Moses, for your own sake don't watch that.
You can't get to Moses that easily Dewey... he will masturbate to that shit.
I think he is asleep now anyway. Hasn't commented in ages.
I've relocated downstairs. Lying there waiting for the mouse traps to go off is no way for a man to spend his time.
wouldnt it be better to call the mouse mascherano?
I know how you feel. I should be playing Football Manager guiding Middlesborough to the Premiership but no, I am cowarding from a Moth.
Actually I need to stop giving them so much respect, from now on no capital 'M' for moth.
it's their squeals that get me. glue traps are the worst.
this has to be a pisstake.
IT'S A PHOBIA.
Someone back me up here...
You're cowarding from a moth? The one that attacked me is still here somewhere... have you ever swatted a moth with your hand from the air? It crumbles to dust instantly.
No and I will never have the guts to do that, I'll be the one running away. I know they turn to dust but it doesn't help my fear
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