Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Sebinator II, Jun 28, 2011.
Yeah, crushing it's probably out of the equation, glass, paper, window.
Put on some boxing gloves and go a couple rounds with the fecker.
Fuck it moved
No mercy! Kick it to death!
Be a man, wake up your dad and get him to kill it. Thats what i'd do and i'm not ashamed of it.
You need to put a tin hat on, built a fort of pillows and barricade yourself in over night until reinforcements arrive.
Your last option is to try and outlast it and hope it leaves the room, then close the door and jam a towel under the door to make sure it doesn't ambush you in your sleep.
I've done that before.
is that it!!
ah jeez. Jippy, if you have anymore time this thread would make a classic oscar winner
You gave him rep for that?!
OMG I have 21 rep pts!! When the fuck did that happen?! You guuyyyys
The thought of waking your dad to say, 'please can you get this spider for me?' is humourous to say the least.
Fucking Fuck Fuck its gone! you bastards why did you make ne make a picture
I did two years microbiology research and I know about the different types of spiders. If you want me to identify I need to know how big it is so get something near it I compare like your foot or something.
You're fucked now mate, he's showing you the door. It's his room now, leave him to eat his aero bubbles before he fucks you up.
Fucking hell. Run. Just run to wales or something.
funny that. you would think with 8 legs that moving would be hard for the little blighter
I'm stopping the war on spiders one poster at a time.
Did it walk out of the room? If it did then that means you outlasted it which is what I said so Dr. Dwayne you can give those rep pts to me.
Looks like something has been clawing at your door at night...
Cheers Doc. Minimum hassle with that method, and there's no risk that the massive poisonous scary spider will touch the hand of the warrior brave enough to attempt to catch the beast.
You want to put masking tape down the edge of the door next time you paint your door frames. Amateur DIY there.
Sorry Dewey, I don't subscribe to your technique.
Why do you have lilac painted walls?
You did spiders with microbiology? Spiders are more zoology/entomology. Either way I can't help as I don't study insects until next year
Rounds beds and purple walls. This guy is definitely a PIMP.
It's giving the spider freedom though, I generally give it control of the room after about an hour, that's nicer than trapping it in a glass and lifting it out of the room. Think about how high that is to a spider! It'd be like us floating above clouds. Poor thing
It might of gone under the bed again (please god no), out the door or under the wardrobe.
Nah I do Physics, just want a picture of his foot next to it.
But yeah just let it live and go to sleep.
Edit - What you studying again Urban? I thought you said you goto uni next year?
So like, being in an aeroplane?
it was like that when we got there
So the spider came out, got you to take a picture and then ran off?
You've become it's bitch.
Really having trouble believing this guy does not own a cat or two or at least a small yippy dog.
I say concede defeat and sleep on the sofa tonight. Go back tomorrow morning when you're rested and it's daylight and get someone brave to take the bastard out.
The glass and paper teqnuichue isn't as reliable as us being in a plane.
Serbinator, why would you take your eyes off that thing!? It's your own fault now.
I have a dog but its fat
With all do respect
Fat dog > a spider > you
Is probably the food chain...
Yes but the glass and paper technique isn't used to transport us to destinations that are far away.
To a spider it is very far away.
I think the spider has the worst of it in this scenario.
Who would want to be locked in a lilac painted room with a clammy handed nonce, whose spent the better part of the night so far whelping, asking for advise from an online community and tossing chocolate coated biscuits in self-defence from the safety of several pillows, on a circular bed?
We should be giving the spider the advice.
Not sure sure I have enough xpoints left to document the epicness of this thread
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