United in red shorts (yay, nay or Eboue?)

Discussion in 'Manchester United Forum' started by horsechoker, Jan 3, 2018.

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Should horsechoker be severely reprimanded for making this thread?

Poll closed Jan 10, 2018.
  1. Yes

    37.2%
  2. No

    35.6%
  3. Eboue

    18.8%
  4. Shut up, donkeyfish

    8.4%
  1. Jan 3, 2018
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    After seeing Arse play in red shorts recently, how would you feel if United wore red shorts as part of the home kit?


    Can somebody photoshop a picture of the current United kit with shorts please
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    Stobzilla Official Team Perv

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    No.
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    Raw Full Member

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    Nah, too Liverpool for my liking.
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    van der star newprawn warrior Scout

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    You might as well go support Liverpool.
    lol
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    MadMike Full Member

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    Feck no.

    Too close to Liverpool kit for my liking and I don’t see the reason. Stick with black or white and have an entirely different colour for the 3rd kit.
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    spwd likes: servals, breasts, rylan clark and zooey

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    No, no and no!
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    Organic Potatoes Full Member

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    Ban.
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    Class of 63 Full Member

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    I feel dirty just trying to imagine it.

    A nice pink maybe.
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    Infordin Full Member

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    Liverpool = all red
    United = red jersey, white shorts
    Arsenal = red jersey with white sleeves, white shorts

    That’s how I’ve always seen it
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    SalfordRed18 Full Member

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    Red jersey black shorts :drool:
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    77 urinates in helmets

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    You've got to go back to the 57-58 season for the last time we wore red shorts and back to 1971 when we last wore red socks.

    It don't look right.
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    Turkleton Full Member

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    My favourite combo. With black socks.
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    711 Full Member Scout

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    Seconded.

    Black shorts is acceptable but the first kit should be red top, white shorts and black socks.
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    Black shorts, black socks is by far the best thing. I wish those were our main colours.

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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    It would look shit but I still want to see it photoshopped.
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    MadMike Full Member

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    My favourite too looks wise but still love the tricolour for historic reasons and it’s obviously good looking as well.

    I appreciate the red-black combo more when it’s used infrequently.
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    el3mel Full Member

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    Nah. We'll look like the Scousers and I don't like that!
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    Macern SeARcHeS iMagEs oF fO0tbAlLeRs bAllSaCkS

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    Eboue
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    meamth Full Member

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    In before the scousers say we want to replicate their identity.

    How dare you suggest we look like the dippers playing in English Premier League!

    Eboue!
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    SadlerMUFC Full Member

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    Not a chance. Red shirt, white shorts, black socks. First thing I thought when I read the OP has already been reiterated by many here. Red on red is way too Liverpool. Next you're going to be asking if we should wear baby blue...lol
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    LennonNL nipple flasher and door destroyer

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    fecking awful suggestion. Get out! Out!
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    Eboue nasty little twerp with crazy bitter-man opinions Scouse Lover

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    That's great, actually. Then you can start playing home games at Wembley to be closer to the fanbase.
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    TsuWave Full Member

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    thought i was the only one that prefer to watch us with black shorts and socks. fully agree with you
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    Rockets Redglare New Member

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    White or black shorts. Nothing else.
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    VeevaVee despite the protests, wears Ugg boots

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    I'm not arsed. I'd rather see us playing good football
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    The Brown Bull Full Member

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    Is this thread for real?
    Our home kit is red shirts, white shorts and black socks.
    End of story.
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    Edgar Allan Pillow Was AFC, likes them hypoallergenic - no feathers Scouse Lover

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    Red Shorts with White Top. Like a reversal of current colours? Maybe. Intriguing
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    12OunceEpilogue Full Member

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    White or black only for me.
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    Redmurph16 New Member

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    The red shorts idea is a non starter. Red shirt, white/ black shorts, black/ white socks; White shirt, black/white shorts, white socks; All blue. That was all she wrote.
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    The Cat Full Member

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    Absolutely not. Would look hideous and very wrong.
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    André Dominguez Full Member

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    We would be learning scouse accent after that...
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    MaxiPaxi likes to shove his mum's boiled eggs up his rectum

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    You're welcome

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    Di Maria's angel Captain of Moanchester United

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    In which games did we wear these?
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    Ban Full Member

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    No. Close thread.
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    Drawfull Full Member

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    What a great idea.
    And we could get rid of any white on the kits too.
    New Balance could be the manufacturer.
    Keep taking the tablets.
  37. Jan 3, 2018
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    Skills Snitch

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    feck no. Red shirt, white shorts
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    stevoc Full Member

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    No
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    harms Way Staff

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    You can't say because it's done so brilliantly, but it's actually photoshopped.
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    Di Maria's angel Captain of Moanchester United

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    Oh, damn. Incredible work.