Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Biscuit1871, Feb 7, 2012.
Son does have conjunctivitis...night in and a movie on the cards for Tuesday
Just told my other half that Valentine's Day is gay, and an insult to mankind.
She did not really make any fuss about this.
So am I clear or what?
You ain't going to get any action anytime soon Marjen! You really had to go and say that, didn't you?
I knew something wasn't quite right when she threw my Xbox out the window.
You will have to be patient and wait for her to slowly go mental at you...she will bide her time until you think you are safe...then it will happen
Actually, I take back what I said before...what crazy arse throws an xbox out of the window lol
Getting grumpier I see. You are rubbing off on Randall a little too much.
Both me and my gf are working on Valentines, so no romantic evening for us! Now I need to make sure I work overtime on our 'aniversary' aswell..
...woah, that's not right...valentines day is made up crap...your anniversary is special as its a day chosen by one of you...so not happy with you right now
I'm not back till the Thursday so will make something of it then, taking advantage of post-Valentines day cut-price deals. It's a win-win.
Shouldn't that be the other way round? I'm not grumpy, I just haven't fully acknowledged you as a human being yet.
She didn't throw the Xbox out of the window. I'm excaggerating for dramatic effect.
Also, I will probably bow to the pressure and come up with something really romantic. I'm really a bit of a sucker for these things. She's probably spoiled as it is, but when you think about it, what wouldn't a guy do for a thankful and happy girl everyday bar about 4 days a month?
I know you were being dramatic...but no woman should damage an xbox...
On our anniversary, I took my girlfriend back to the place where we had our first date, ordered the same thing that we had the first time we were there - and proposed.
She said yes.
Do I get any credit in your book for this?
She didn't touch my Xbox.
We're not even staying at home. We're at her parents house, as they're away for the extended weekend, and we have people fixing a wall at our place.
Oh my god that's so sweet love it
Low blow there.
God, I'm such a poof.
Kidding obviously. We decided to do something special on our anniversary as we didnt get to do anything on Tuesday. Not really sure what to do yet, but I'm sure it'll be amazing
Glad to hear it K my anniversary isn't until May so i have ages to plan
Got mine in March, so still got some time. Still have no idea what to do though, but I'm sure it'll be amazing!
I'm a guy, and I'm the one who keep track of things like our anniversary, and when it's time to go to bed. This isn't right.
That's also about everything in my life I keep track of.
If you dont want to spend any money on your partners on Valentines Day but DO love them, then revert to old fashioned ways of celebrating St Valentines day. ie cutting a heart out of a paper doily and write some meaningful words to go with it such as...
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you.
Make your own verse up obviously.
If your other half loves you then they'll be thrilled with the effort you've made if they're not thrilled then it's time to find a nice girl who does appreciate it.
I'm gonna steal that poem from you, MUM!
I will be pming you my wifes e-mail address, MUM. Have a word. It's the thought that counts, right?
Ok me dear.
I think I'm actually gonna have to throw up afterwards, if that's a part of my Valentine's celebration.
I can do that! Should I leave it on the patio, though? It gets wet over here.
Too late. I threw up instantly on reading of your anniversary shenanigans. Soppy bastard.
Make one of these then if you don't like hearts...
...and put.."I'm nuts about you"
Put it in a plastic bag...it'll be ok.
Got it. Plastic bag, nice touch. I'm on it. I'll let you know how it goes.
Try to use a see through plastic bag though or she wont see the heart through the Tesco logo.
The missus is conveniently making it back from her rotation up in fecking Cumbria the day before Valentines. A bit indifferent when it comes to the day (usual glorified nonsense, but like spending time with her valentines day or not)..more importantly looking forward to some of the sex I've been deprived of for the past 2 and a half weeks.
You think of everything, MUM.
I try to.
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