We need to talk about Red Rom's Christmas pants

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    FujiVice Full Member

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    Is he renowned as a festive sort of chap? How his general form around Christmas? Anyone who wears "Let It Snow" boxers in September is cool with me.
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    Jeppers7 Full Member

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    Obviously doesn't change :nervous:
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    Snowjoe Enjoys hatching eggs for people Staff

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    SirAF Ageist

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    Wtf :lol: :D
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    VP89 Pogba's biggest fan

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    Maybe it's his lucky boxers.
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    Uniquim Full Member

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    What are the chances of Elsa being printed on those?
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    MikeKing Full Member

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    He probably does what i do, stash half the christmas presents in a bag somewhere and forget all about it until the late-summer cleaning-routine. He probably felt bad about whoever gave him those boxers and didn't think much else of it than to get em into circulation.
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    sglowrider Against Oral Equality

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    I thought it was 'Let it show' which makes more sense.
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    Kapardin Full Member

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    Lucky he didn't have "Jingle Bells" written down there.
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    Welsh Wonder A dribbling mess on the sauce

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    Oh you! :D
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    OnlyTwoDaSilvas Gullible

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    I wear Christmas boxers and socks all year round too. If they're in the drawer, they're getting worn.
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    Adam-Utd Part of first caf team to complete Destiny raid

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    I hope he wears them again next match as he was on fire, lucky pants!
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    Seven Seas Sardines Full Member

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    Only difference is Lukaku probably doesn't have drawers, but does a shopping spree for new clothes every week.
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    Gopher Brown Full Member

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    It actually says “le tits now” just poorly embroidered.

    It’s a request of his female fans.
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    dwd Saturday Night Spies

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    Yes, our early form has been frightful
    More quick passing, that’s delightful
    Don’t mention that thing by his toe
    Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
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    spwd likes: servals, breasts, rylan clark and zooey

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    Very good :lol:
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    Jacko21 Full Member

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    Must've forgotten to put a wash on.
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    Red Katie The least positive person in match threads ever

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    I find it hilarious that people own stuff like this.
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    OnlyTwoDaSilvas Gullible

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    Gifts, most likely. Surely no one has ever bought their own christmas socks and undies.

    Or perhaps he's just sick of the heatwave.
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    buchansleftleg Full Member

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    Please let's not open up the hornets nest of Lukaku's trouser region for discussion once more. It's only going to go downhill from here.
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    11101 Full Member

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    I'm actually surprised a player at that level is just wearing regular boxer shorts.
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    Sterling Archer Full Member

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    Has anyone found the actual pair? I googled for a few minutes then gave up .
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    Slevs likes to play with penises

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    Pants? They're underwear/boxers!
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    12OunceEpilogue Full Member

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    It doesn't show signs of stopping
    The points we are sure to keep dropping
    The XG's way down low
    Horror show, massive blow, Jose go!
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    dwd Saturday Night Spies

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    :(
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    :lol: !
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    Can7onA Full Member

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    He strikes me as the type to wear his Friday socks on a Tuesday.

    Fecking rebel. :devil:
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    TheReligion Abusive

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    Likewise. He'll be given lots of adidas stuff too. I can only assume they are his lucky pants!
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    Dwazza Coke is it!

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    He wore Polo Ralph Lauren drawers during the World Cup so he's alright with me.
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    Ban Full Member

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    He probably grabbed the first pair available or all the others were in washing. :D
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    Pogue Mahone Poster of the year 2008

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    He went on a bit of a drought in December/January. Scored on December 13th, then didn't score again until January 15th. Was probably wearing his xmas pressie on the 15th and - footballers being insanely superstitious - has washed them specially for every match since.
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    Dwazza Coke is it!

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    He may also prefer how these ones cradle and contain his balls while playing. Nowt worse than all sorts of flapping around down there when you're trying to run.
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    Valar Morghulis Full Member

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    That's the best shout, comfort is everything. I was the same back when I used to be galloping up and down the wings. A tube sock was my garment of choice however. Let it snow:D
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    Port Vale Devil New Member

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    Deserves a sack load of goals over the xmas period for wearing them in September.