Weird feelings of football

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    Red Stone Full Member

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    In addition, Luka Milivojevic is their all-time top scorer and their top scorer every season, yet he only ever scores penalties.
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    Devil81 Full Member

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    Every goalkeeper has the game of their lives against United yet play as if they are wearing gloves laced with butter against City.
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    duffer Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's Scout

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    Chelsea have a tricky away game every weekend while the other teams at the top are always at home to Huddersfield.
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    steve zizou It's bigger than that, honest!

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    Reminds me one time when Ghana football team had 7 left footers on the pitch.
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    paulscholes18 Full Member

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    :lol: Not too far off, he is there leading scorer since joining them
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    billybee99 New Member

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    No, he's sharing an apartment with Antonio Valencia and Marcus Rojo.
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    T00lsh3d Full Member

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    That is unbelievably true
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    Catt The least positive person in match threads ever

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    Erik Lamela uses eyeliner.
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    abdo99 Full Member

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    It probably has something to do with the finishing. City players shooting opportunities are well worked and never prone to panicking. they stopped being wasteful a couple of years ago. We miss one chance and the crowd gets anxious immediately which feeds to the players. it's better under Ole but needs more work. he already spoke about improving our composure in finishing.
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    VorZakone What would Kenny G do?

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    This resonates with me. :lol:
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    Definitely true
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    My thread about him only got 3 replies so yeah...
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    FireballXL5 New Member

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    Steve Bruce has managed every single team in the Championship.
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    ChaddyP Full Member

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    i had this exact thought today , its so fecking odd. swore they were like 8th or 9th. every week it feels like bournemouth are beaten , yet they are above palace!
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    Chairman Steve Full Member

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    I look at Dietmar Hamann and Phil Thompson and wonder if they’re an illegitimate son/father combination.
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    I lol'd.

    Definitely the best thread on the caf this.
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    2 man midfield Incestuous Modern Woman (Dumper!)

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    Who nose
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    If Chelsea play a team not from the top 6 on a Sunday, the game will be at 14:05
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    Frank Grimes Full Member

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    Bournemouth get 6 points for every win.
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    Paolo Di Canio "we have to realise it's a doggy dog market"

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    Rooney absolutely hated Nani and would blast him for playing a bad ball but never Valencia
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    Frank Grimes Full Member

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    That is a fact, not a weird feeling.
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    Catt The least positive person in match threads ever

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    Harry Kane's deep voice is freaking weird.
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    P0GBA New Member

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    The standard of crosses in the Championship is much higher than in the Premier League.
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    United dont win football matches on a Sunday.
    This is something which has always been my very own 'weird feelings of football' for over a decade now.
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    VorZakone What would Kenny G do?

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    PL referees are generally 40 years old with slightly overweight bodies.
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    We have never scored a free kick from the 'optimal free kick taking position', ie 20-25 yards out and slightly to the left.
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    Since Beckham. When we never didn't score from there.
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    Not matter who they are Arsenal players will always be significantly more annoying than players from other teams.
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    sugar_kane Full Member

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    Tall players never win loose headers
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    Josep Dowling Full Member

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    Whenever I’m confident of a result we invariably lose.
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    sugar_kane Full Member

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    Whenever there is a frantic penalty area scramble which lasts longer than a few seconds a free kick will always be given to the defending team regardless of what happens.
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    WR Frankie Barwell ITK

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    We've only just signed Smalling
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    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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    Like against Paris?
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    sugar_kane Full Member

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    You mean our penalty at the end? That wasn’t a scramble it was a shot from outside the box.
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    90% of Firmino's goals are open net tap-ins following lucky deflections or mistakes.
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    matherto ask me about our 50% off sale!

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    Him playing with Lampard would be impossible for the opposition.
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    Gause New Member

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    If Arsenal lose a game before playing us, they'll always beat us.
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    Robbo's Shoulder Full Member

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    Which is surprising given it's a predominantly pentacostal/protestant country ;)
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    Nr.7 New Member

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    Real Madrid is in terrible form this season and thus are in 8th place in La liga.

    AC Milan has 63 players. All are getting playing time.
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    OnlyTwoDaSilvas Gullible

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    We haven't played Arsenal on a Saturday since the days of the old Division 1.