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West Brom Incident | Evans, Barry, Livermore and Myhill steal a taxi

Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by TheReligion, Feb 16, 2018.

  1. Feb 16, 2018
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    TheReligion Abusive

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    Something's gone on with four players breaking a curfew and potentially getting locked up in Spain at a warm weather training camp.

    What's happened and who do we think was involved?
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    Hephaestus Full Member

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    Apparently the four of them nicked a taxi to go get some food.
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    Ian Reus Ended 14 years of Grand National sweepstakes

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    That might as well be in Spanish.
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    TheReligion Abusive

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    I'm going to smash my phone up. Brb.
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    Ian Reus Ended 14 years of Grand National sweepstakes

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    :lol:
    I think I got the gist of it after typing west Brom Spain into Google. Taxi thieves
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    Nickosaur Full Member

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    Hmm probably will be a while before the details emerge but I wouldn't be surprised if the incident was some kind of protest against Pardew's dance moves.
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    TheReligion Abusive

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    Sturridge v Pardew dance off?

    Get both the cnuts behind bars.
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    groovyalbert Full Member

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    Most entertaining thing they've offered the footballing world in years.
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    haram Banned

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    Was going to blame Berahino but he's wasting away at Stoke now.
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    Minkaro Full Member

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    They've probably heard "taxi for Nyom" so much that they decided to take it literally.

    (The genuine highlight for me of West Brom's entire season was when Bouffal made Nyom and Dawson crash into each other).
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    OnlyTwoDaSilvas Gullible

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    All four players are James McLean.
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    Kostur Full Member

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    Maybe they tried to escape the relegation zone.
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    Richard Cranium Banned

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    As long as it didn't involve honouring the fallen soldiers of the county he has become prosperous in, then I am sure it isn't against his morals.
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    Minkaro Full Member

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    Turns out it was Evans, Barry, Livermore and Myhill.
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    Nick7 Full Member

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    Try again.
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    Cheesy Bread with dipping sauce Scout

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    Probably the most attacking move West Brom have made in decades.
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    dannyrhinos89 OMG socks and sandals lol!

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    Livermore been on the coke again maybe.

    The other 3 god knows.
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    Buchan has whacked the hammer to Roswell

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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    To be fair to Evans most of us would have done the exact same thing if we were heavily linked to Arsenal.
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    AlwaysRed66 Full Member

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    Interesting what the taxi driver was doing & how they got his keys. Unless they wired it.
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    OnlyTwoDaSilvas Gullible

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    Gareth Barry is literally the last person in that squad I would have expected it to have been. I always imagined him to be even more boring than boring James Milner.
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    duffer Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's Scout

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    Won't they go to prison for stealing a car?
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    I'd just let them off they managed to wire it
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    Anustart89 Full Member

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    Damn foreigners, stealing and misbehaving.
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    This is hilarious, hope there's some cctv footage
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    LawCharltonBest Obsessive dog poo sniffer & anal about tweets

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    Still only me who's noticed how much of a cnut Livermore is?

    Or are we still letting him get away with everything because of a bereavement? Every few months he's doing something wrong
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    Welsh Wonder A dribbling mess on the sauce

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    What else has he done? Genuine question.
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    duffer Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's Scout

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    Playing for Spurs is the only thing he's really done that's actually a stain on someones character.
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    Doesnt top Gazza stealing the Boro coach when the driver went for a piss.
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    Cutch Shit stirrer (Literally)

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    Surely drink driving involved here too. Can’t imagine stealing a taxi outside a fast food restaurant at 5:30am whilst sober
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    duffer Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's Scout

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    Strange thing about this is that none of them are particularly young. Give me hope as an old bastard that we can be as dumb as a 20 year old.
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    "Comedians" in car getting iffy.
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    Classical Mechanic Full Member

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    United started well then Chelsea scored against run of play. After that Chelsea controlled the game until the last 10 minutes of the half when United came back into it. I'd say Reece James was Chelsea's best player and Chong ours. Not a game of massive quality.
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    Welsh Wonder A dribbling mess on the sauce

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    I'd argue that the determination and resolve they showed to get some food is exactly what they need to exhibit on the pitch in order to recover their season.
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    Welsh Wonder A dribbling mess on the sauce

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    :lol:
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    Jesus wept :lol:


    Evans was one of those players Ferguson fined before that match against Blackburn around 2010/11-ish wasn't he?
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    duffer Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's Scout

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    :lol:

    I meant to post something along the lines of 'you knew it would be the British lads involved in this' in here.