What’s with James Garner’s hair and how should he style it to make him more believable as a football

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    arthurka Full Member

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    Can´t go wrong with this..

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    TheHeya Full Member

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    Someone send him a picture of Vidal
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    Tomuś Nani is crap, I tell you!

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    I love how messy it gets everytime there's some wind on. Proper teenager.;)
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    Igor Drefljak Definitely Russian

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    Jesus, he looks about 7st at best...
    and he's the answer to our DM position? Ozil would manage to blow him over :lol:
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    No Idea For Nickname Full Member

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    His power is in his hair, do not touch it!
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    redshaw Full Member

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    Garner's hair looks very reasonable.

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    ivaldo Mediocre Horse Whisperer, s'up wid chew?

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    Maybe if Garner spent less time on his football and more time on his hair he wouldn’t be such an embarrassment.
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    sebsheep New Member

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    I think it's pretty clear he'll never make it as a pro-footballer unless he gets a perm. It's the haircut of choice for the extremely determined and classy individual.
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    MUFC OK Full Member

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    Will have to wait until his first £80k/pw contract, then he can afford a haircut in central Manchester.
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    He is the next Carrick and a Scouser.
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    Dwazza Gunnar Solskjær Lutefisk is it!

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    FFS I look at this photo and all I hear in my head is the tune from Deliverance.

    Messi saying "you got a real purty mouth". Nightmarish.
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    poleglass red Full Member

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    looks like he uses the same barber as Gary Nev. I just hope that he doesn't go all big time next season if he breaks into the 1st team and goes man bun.
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    TwoSheds More sheds (and tiles) than you, probably

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    :lol:
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    vidic blood & sand Full Member

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    This is the proper James Garner hairstyle
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