Discussion in 'General Forum' started by ciderman9000000, May 17, 2012.
These are great, as are Vimto bars
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Strawberry bonbons, I'm addicted
God those were amazing! Remember these (do they still make them?)
Not really understood that chocolate doesn't constitute sweets then, no?
This. Really love these! In fact, I have a bag of them right here with me
Get fucked, chocolate hater:
I must stress, the ones with the white stuff in the middle, NOT the 'spongey' ones that look exactly the same!
but nothing beats proper Scottish tablet
Baxter, in the nicest possible way, you can go fuck yourself. I now want all of those sweets!
Chewits Xtreme: Extremely Sour Apple - Unboxed
I received my Chewits Xtreme: Extremely Sour Apple sweets today and so here's an unboxing for you.
24 packs each containing six sweets means there are 144 sweets in total, at £7.50 that makes for a generous 5.2p a sweet. The individual packets slide smoothly from their cardboard container, there's no mistaking that these are a high-end sweet.
The packets themselves are just as well made, much slimmer than your usual Chewits and fit nicely in the hand. The iconic green and black packaging looks sleek and the prominent warning, "Don't bite off more than you can chew!" Gives one a little taster for what's in store.
Released, the individual sweets are wrapped nicely in a white paper parcel which comes off the sweet with the precision we've come to expect from Chewits. The six sweets mirror the design of the overall packet in that they're longer and flatter than regular Chewits but ultimately greater in volume.
In all its glory the little green sweet is a true sight to behold, mouthwatering in its promise of watery mouth loveliness. The taste is divine, something close to the Atomic Apple Hubba-Bubba or the green sugary strip (as seen in post#86) yet with that distinctive Chewitty tang. Pure perfection in a sweet has never before been so immaculately achieved as this; one thing's for sure, MG and I are certainly going to be having one hell of a mental party munching away all night at these little cunts!
For fuck sake Cider, get a room!
That phrase is mostly used by schoolgirls of the 1990's iirc. It seems odd to hear a grown man using it, almost as if you were a little bitch.
Chocolate covered raisins.
That or the jelly Beans from the jelly Bean factory.
If that's another living in a tent reference you're fucking dead!
They look divine Cider!
Oo touchy! Don't think I've ever referenced you living in a tent, I'm not TN. It was a reference to you being so in love with your 'sweets'.
You won't be disappointed. I've just done a benchmark test by having three in one mouthful; needless to say you can really taste the extreme; every single one of my tastebuds welled-up with tears of joy as the sour-apple perfection devoured my very being.
My mouth is actually watering looking at those pictures.
Wow, that's a bit embarrassing.
This post is in reference to your wit, or lack thereof.
Well it obviously worked.
Wait until you've got your hands on them. I've had two packs now and my mouth is still watering at the thought.
Sense making no you're.
Imagine putting 2 or 3 in your mouth at the same time
Way ahead of you, dollsnatch; I refer you to post #103.
Flattering isn't it?
I wonder if Cider would be as amused if we called him sourcrotch or something similar?
Dollsnatch is a polite and endearing term.
Of course it is pet
It is, look it up on urban dictionary.
Can we turn this into a sweets world cup?
The next Sweets World Cup isn't until March 2016.
You're right, I've looked. It also gives treacle slit as an equally appealing term
The classic Barratt Sherbet Fountain. In the cardboard tube.
The Robbo of sweets! We'll never see its equal.
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