What do your friends/family/bloke at the pub think of the current players in your team/situation at your club? For example, I've got a passionate United supporter (he's in his 50s) who lives next door to me. He goes to loads of games and doesn't touch a computer let alone internet forums so I'm always interested in his opinion. He always bangs on about how Anderson needs to go and that he'll never make it as a successful United player. He also thinks that Nani tries too hard to be like Ronaldo rather than concentrating on his own game. I've got a mate who is a Gooner, he also doesn't post on any internet forums. He was a huge Wenger fan back in the day but wants changes now. He isn't happy with the "top 4 finish trophy" as he calls it. So yeah - tell us a story about your friend's views on any team. The more deluded, the better. I'm bored.