What next for Mourinho?

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    Tiber Full Member

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    Good god. This is glorious

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    12OunceEpilogue Full Member

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    Why's he always falling over? He needs his bloody ears syringing.
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    Jib Full Member

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    :lol:
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    abdo99 Full Member

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    Adisa likes to take afvanadva wothowi doubt

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    Any takers among Chelsea fans?
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    Bastian Full Member

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    ffs :lol:
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    Gungne New Member

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    Seems like Chelsea needs a new manager soon :D
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    MDFC Manager Full Member

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    breakout67 Full Member

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    Chelsea on the cards for him, third times the charm.
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    Adisa likes to take afvanadva wothowi doubt

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    More TV work in store.

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    Minimalist Full Member

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    Hope he goes back to Chelsea. He’s finished but they deserve each other.
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    12OunceEpilogue Full Member

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    Whether it's Chelsea's or RT's, Jose can't get enough of them roubles.
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    Tiber Full Member

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    How strange! they left out this bit of his dramatic trip to an ice rink:



    Wonder why Putin TV left that out of the hype vid?
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    SirAF Ageist

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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    Given his behaviour, before long it'll be 'Banished to the stands with Jose Mourinho'.
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    " I've just heard from the producer, we have Luke Shaw sitting in the audience, please Luke don't look so nervous come on down".
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    Ish Lights on for Luke

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    SSSSnake Full Member

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    I think he'll go to Italy and I hope it's in the near future. He's pure entertainment. I do love seeming him wind up the opponent.
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    Some Scousers confident he's going to take over at Everton next season. Largely following the logic that Everton now have money; therefore, Jose will be inclined to consider such an appointment.
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    Pogue Mahone Poster of the year 2008

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    I’m genuinely curious to see how our fans will respond if he ever turns up at OT in charge of another club? We always give a great response to ex-players but it feels like the same thing won’t happen here...
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    Castia Full Member

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    That wouldn’t be a bad shout to be honest if he doesn’t get the Madrid job.

    I just can’t see that many big clubs offering him a job his reputation is at a all time low at the minute, Madrid might go for him after his history there but then again they must have reservations.
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    abdo99 Full Member

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    They will clap of course.
    They were clapping for him when he lead us through our worst start for 28 years so why would it be any different after?
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    Pogue Mahone Poster of the year 2008

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    Because results since he left confirm that he’s an arrogant bullshit artist who was dragging us down and blaming everyone but himself for what was happening.
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    André Dominguez Full Member

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    Unless he reinvents himself, his downward spiral will continue.
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    Ali Dia Full Member

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    He was so unbearable here! No other top club is going to take the risk now are they? He was very well backed until he alienated our best players, sapped the young players of their confidence and wanted to bin our flair players for workhorses he could trust. I’m so glad he’s gone. I’m guilty of not backing the players over him and they still have it all to prove. Until then- At least we are fun again!
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    He's the definition of resting on his laurels. He won't change.
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    Djemba-Djemba Full Member

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    Us beating PSG and him having to sit there and analyse it from a fecking Russian television studio is surely too perfect a thing to actually happen.

    Can you imagine that?
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    Reddy Rederson Full Member

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    There’s an obvious answer there :lol:
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    Adisa likes to take afvanadva wothowi doubt

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    He is bound to throw digs left, right and centre when next he faces us. So that would play into any reception he gets.
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    clarkydaz Full Member

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    Says a lot where he has been doing TV work, they aint sick of him yet
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    Chairman Steve Full Member

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    I bet when they mean host, they mean he'll be essentially be the sole pundit and they'll have someone else be the actual host giving him easy questions.

    "Comrade Jose, how do you rate the chances of a Barcelona vs Real Madrid Champions League final"
    "Yes I sink zat um...I mean Da...what language am I supposed to be speaking again?"
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    Antisocial Has a Sony home cinema

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    We pretty much ignored Moyes when he returned with Sunderland, so maybe something similar - it would be cruel though, being ignored would really kill Jose.
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    buchansleftleg Full Member

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    He deserves gales of laughter on his return if it ever happens. I actually think he will end up being a national coach. Maybe he will just get 90 minutes of "Ole's at the wheel" if he does return.

    Interesting to see "the translator" going to work for Putin's mouthpiece. He really does have no class at all does he.

    I feel ashamed for having supported him given how he has behaved. He will get worse and more unhinged as he seeks out more people with money and no ideas.
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    dcrompton Full Member

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    So will Molde
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    GhastlyHun Full Member

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    Great match for the mold(e)y one
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    MoskvaRed Full Member

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    There was a Marina Hyde piece in The Guardian recently pointing out that, at this stage, Mourinho could well end up going down the Sven route. I can see him following up his RT contract with a managerial role at some oil rich national team with a poor human rights record.
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    crossy1686 Full Member

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    Looks like Abramovich is still getting Jose work:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47201566