Which player pissed his pants?

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  1. Dec 26, 2006
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    heightmassive Anagram of Peter Crouch

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    “Some of the players were totally gone. One actually wet his pants and didn’t seem to know where he was.

    My moneys on Fletcher.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006590674,00.html

    Man Utd stars' £41k bar bill

    By GUY PATRICK
    December 26, 2006

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    MILLIONAIRE Manchester United stars ran up a staggering £41,000 bill at their boozy Christmas bash.

    And the drink flowed so freely that one drunken ace reportedly WET his trousers.

    One reveller at the champagne event in Manchester’s Great John Street Hotel said: “It was the party to be at this Christmas. There was booze here, there and everywhere.

    “Some people might think it’s an obscene amount of money to spend on alcohol — but United is the biggest club in the world and they don’t do things by halves.”

    International superstars Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo and Gabriele Heinze were among 100 team-mates and guests who partied into the early hours.

    The biggest individual round came in at £2,415, closely followed by another of £1,880 and one more of £1,536.

    Other eye-catching rounds totalled £1,198, £1,048 and £1,010 — while the cheapest item on the club’s bill was a pack of kettle crisps at £1.50.

    The stars also tucked into a £2,000 buffet and exclusively hired the hotel’s 30 rooms — adding an extra £4,650 to the night.

    The grand total is tipped to nudge towards £50,000 once damages from the party are assessed.

    The reveller said: “There were around 100 people at the bash in total — and at the end of the night scores of glasses had been smashed. It wasn’t bad behaviour or anything — it was just people in high spirits and a little the worse for wear.

    “An expensive painting also got ripped off the wall and there was a bit of damage to plaster and flooring.

    “Some of the players were totally gone. One actually wet his pants and didn’t seem to know where he was.
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    “The life and soul of the bash was Rio Ferdinand. He was laughing and joking and dancing behind the bar with staff.

    “Meanwhile Ronaldo was trying to get help in texting some girl he had his eye on.

    “It was a brilliant party and the wine and champagne never stopped flowing. It must work out about £400 per person — so it’s just as well these guys earn a fortune.”

    The remainder of the bill was made up in service charges and VAT.
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    The Hairdryer Crikey that stung

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    Did you see the footage of them singing?
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    Strike Full Member

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    Haha brilliant, love that picture of Heinze.
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    heightmassive Anagram of Peter Crouch

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    Yes, it was tremendous.

    There's a thread about it somewhere below.
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    The Hairdryer Crikey that stung

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    By Keith Gladdis

    BOOZY Manchester United players shocked locals when they launched into a chant calling for Scousers to be BURNED during a Christmas party in a city centre pub.


    Click play to watch our exclusive video

    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/united.shtml


    The multi-millionaire stars, including LIVEPOOL-BORN Wayne Rooney, were caught on camera by a News of the World reader as they stunned punters at the Old Grapes in Manchester.



    A group of first-team regulars led by club captain Gary Neville piled into the popular boozer at around 5pm last Monday.



    As the beer flowed the footballers, including Wes Brown, Paul Scholes, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Ryan Giggs and Alan Smith launched into a series of familiar chants from the terraces at nearby Old Trafford.


    But regulars cringed when players belted out the anti-Liverpool rant Build A Bonfire—as Wayne Rooney sat with an embarrassed grin, at the heart of the stars.
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    Shane B Not Fat, Old, Racist or Scouse

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    The bill only worked out at £400 per person... which is pretty reasonable for blokes on upto £100k a week.
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    eric le roi Full Member

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    Goldman Sachs employees spent £6,000 per head at their Chrimbo party, so £500 each is nothing.
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    eric le roi Full Member

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    Marcosdeto Moderator

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    is it heinze the guy in the midle with a white shirt with long sleeves?
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    Shane B Not Fat, Old, Racist or Scouse

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    I attended a £500 per head xmas party for Disney this year, I grant you that I wasn't directly on the guest list, and was there as a **, however I was there, so I am officially a flash cnut.
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    Elliott Likes Loan Stickies

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    Roo ate the crisps, Kieran pissed himself
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    Sounded like a good night..
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    They all pissed on richardson.
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    Fergie's Man Suffers Snails fetish

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    If its true and not just fairy stories, its the feckwits that get invited to these parties (aka The Reveller) that end up talking to The Sun that piss me right off.

    I would be so happy to go along, get absolutely bollocks'd, speak to the lads and say feck all to any scumpaper. "What goes on tour, stays on tour"!


    Details of the bill, scummy staff at the Hotel, don't use them again lads!

    Rant over!

    I agree, Fletcher pissed himself! :lol:

    Shame he didn't fall down snoozing then the lads could have sorted out his hairdo! :lol:
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    massey Full Member

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    :lol: a farewell piss,understandable.
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    Orton Ati-virus, keeps missing the n button

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    :lol: @ Heinze
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    Man-United Full Member

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    what day was it?
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    The night before the West Ham match.
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    Aporkalypse Full Member

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    :lol:

    That is the look of a man who just pissed himself!
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    Redfighter Officially gullible

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    Looks more like O'Shea came after him in the loo!
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    hope they are in shape to play Wigan...
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    UBERScholes I'd find it flattering if someone hard rubbed agai

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    :D
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    Rooney's clearly come far from his scally roots.
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    golden_blunder mijn naam is Golden Blunder en ik hou van team LVG

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    :lol: :lol: bit too subtle for some of these blind bastards
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    :lol:

    They were singing our chants... top lads.

    I wonder what would have happened if they sang the "other" chant that goes to the tune of "That boy Ronaldo" ;)
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    just saw the whole video. It is fecking class!!

    Our players singing our chants... quality.

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