World Cup Video Diary / 10 Things

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    Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year

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    Enjoy tubetards...



    Hopefully, it's passably interesting.

    * it isn't 10 things btw, it was....but I had to edit it down to get it in at under 10 minutes, so my 8 minute rant about the vuvuzela will have to be left for another time.
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    Jinn Full Member

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    Good stuff Mockney. Apart from the vuvuzela's (which i know you hate), what do you think of the country and the atmosphere outside of the stadiums?
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    hungrywing Full Member

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    I'm not even watching any of the matches. Just waiting for these.
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    MikeUpNorth Wobbles like a massive pair of tits

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    'Stevie G'? feck off.
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    Boss Melodramatic, attention seeking space-attacker

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    :lol: Everybody has said the same thing "I knew Heskey wasn't going to score"

    It might become a catchphrase during this tournament, and the clip of Gerrard taking note of Rooney firing up the players was great, keep 'em coming Mockers, quality stuff.

    Great soundtrack too!
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    MikeUpNorth Wobbles like a massive pair of tits

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    I won't be happy until you get footage of some genuine African lions. Preferably with you holding up a cub in a 'Lion King' style scene.
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    esmufc14 9 Pages of infractions

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    Good stuff Mockney, well put together. I enjoyed the analysis of Heskey :lol:

    Oh, and Stevie G?!?!?
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    Rodney? Stevie G? Frankie Lamps?
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    esmufc14 9 Pages of infractions

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    Rodney from Only Fools and Horses. Except his name was Dave.

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    Lester Freamon Aka Caveman

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    Yeah you might want to drop the Stevie G...

    Otherwise, good stuff. Looking forward to more of them, are you only doing them for England matches?
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    Well, if anything the post serves as Proof of Life after all those who were somewhat concerned post Green-gate.
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    Laphroaig Full Member

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    The Rooney-Gerrard thing is spot on, I hadn't seen it. How embarrassing!
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    Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year

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    When he plays for England, I can call him Stevie G. It doesn't bother me in the slightest....It's also not made for Redcaf, so, you know, meh...It's aimed at your average pub going football monkey...I'm also a chav at heart. I did a baboon/Henize segway for United fans though...nobody probably caught that.

    I saw a baboon today...no lions though Mike "Man U" Up North, I'm not in the fecking outback...they aren't just wandering around the cities you know..

    Everyone's really nice...but I'm staying in what is basically a Casino, so I haven't really been out and about in SA yet...I will do for the next game though since it's in Cape Town. It's quite hot.

    And yeah, only England games for analysis (if you could call it that...and you'd be generous) with maybe a passing reference to the other bigger ones...it's a fair bit of palava trying to film them, edit them and then ramble on at camera for a bit all within a day without adding in more stuff about the other games...Though I was hoping to watch some games with fans who couldn't get tickets, but my only attempt so far was that argentina one in an empty cinema....I'm basically making it up as I go along.

    The Rodney thing is a private joke I forgot wasn't actually a public joke....my favorite bit is almost unnoticeable unfortunately...a sign on the way to the stadium directing people to the Phokeng Trauma Center...damn
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    i think you make a good point about crouchie born and bred with the belief that he's good at heading given how tall he is. he probably never bothered about it, and the upshot is Heskey being more useful than him as a target man.

    i like the first post match analysis, the one that's in the heat of the moment, really insightful
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    Do the Vuvuzelas get any mention at all in the video, Mockney? Either way, what's your first-hand impression of the horns?
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    Grinner Fat gutted, hairy shouldered, stinky Arse.

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    I liked it but do you have a MikeUpNorth type to play off...there must be some other opinionated wanker staying in your casino who'll go on camera.
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    Good work man, keep it up
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    Let's go feckin Mental
    Let's go feckin Mental

    We're going to South Africa
    and We're going to bring the Cup back That's for SHAAAA
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    'It is like the bouncy castle has been pulled from underneath you, and you have fallen on nettles'


    classic stuff, keep them coming (are you watching the other matches by the way or are you just editing these?).



    And am I the only one who on first glance mistook Mockney for Clint Dempsey?
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    I always forget most of you blokes have an English accent. I always read the posts in an Americanized way.
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    Team Brian GB Baby Cameron loves X-Factor

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    And also the stadium reminds me a lot of Wembley, as in the utter horrid old one.
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    Twisted_Woody Full Member

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    Nicely done.

    A chav at heart eh?

    I was in Newcastle recently and I learned that the term Chav is actually meant to describe someone in a tracksuit with a bad haircut who lives in a council house. I always thought Chav just meant Chelsea supporter. No wonder I kept offending people.
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    Hot bird about 2.30 in during the national anthem. Other then that, top Effort mockers.
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    Sojiro Formerly MST3K

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    very nice mockney.

    i also noticed the trauma center and chuckled.
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    Megacoach!
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    Snow Somewhere down the lane, a licky boom boom down

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    Great stuff. Enjoy more this kinda journalism than the regular pundit. They're always the same. A football fan who doesn't talk shit is always the best one.

    Good point about Rodney(?). He can't head for shit. And he does worse when left alone. It's like he needs to point his hands on someone's shoulder for balance.
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    Chavs in their natural habitat - sitting on a fence outside an offy.

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    MikeUpNorth Wobbles like a massive pair of tits

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    I cannot be replaced by any old opinionated wanker.
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    Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year

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    ...yes

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    ...your point is?
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    When that heskey chance happened I was halfway through saying "even heskey can't miss that" I rapidly had to add "of course he can, it's heskey" :lol:
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    Burndogg Magic Meat

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    brilliant video, moscar, how are you getting them made over there?
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    Good watch that. Have you seen any Baboons from the window yet? If possible could you capture one alive for me? I'll pay you handsomely.
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    Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year

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    iMovie on my Mac....it's handy as feck.

    I have, then it started to climb up the walls so I shut the window quickly and ran away. I really want to get some footage of one though...I might leave an apple on my balcony and play the waiting game (safely behind the window...which will be locked, because apparently they've been known to open them and get in)
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    Loving the megacoach! :lol:

    I had that very problem on Safari in Botswana. The toilet and the room were separate and I strolled out to have a shit when I reallised the door was wide open and there was a fecking baboon in there. Fright of my life.
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    Xander45 Know-It-All Champion May 2009

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    Nice stuff Mockney, good editing as well. Couldn't hear any Vuvu's when the anthem played on that vid yet you could hear some through the tele, so i can kinda see why some say they're not as bad when you're in the ground.

    Looking forward to your next one.
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    Good work Mockney, decent analysis of the game, and yeh if you've editted that top job! And if someone else did it, feck it I don't know who they are (not that I 'know' who you are either really but meh) so you might as well take all the credit

    Hopefully the next time you're in Manchester, someone will smash your kneecaps for the Stevie G bollocks. Have a word
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    Have you tried Firefox?
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    Can't say I've heard that black grape/mondays tune. What's it offa ?

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