Discussion in 'General Forum' started by kps88, Dec 8, 2011.
It's a hypothetical question for Christ's sake.
this is fucking brilliant.
Exactly. Why are you finding it so hard to grasp?
I think it takes a bit more than that to win the league tbh...I'm clearly not the idiot here...
Yes, that's exactly what I think. Thank God you're here to set us all right by pointing out in your eternal wisdom that it'd only work if everyone complied.
one of my favourite threads of the year.
Cider is actually fucking hilarious when one is not on the receiving end of his anger
Watch it Cybertwat -900000000000000000000
I've got my mouse hovering over the report post button...
What, that pussy...
Colin129, the process is a bit more sophisticated. I'll explain it to you now.
Unlike what some ignorant people here think, there IS actual relation between a caf poster actions and the league winner at the end of the season. It's not limited to the premier league. Every league is affected by the actions of the posters in forums of clubs that belong to that league. So What we do here doesn't affect La Liga winners for example..
Now there is no need for EVERYBODY to comply for the trick to work. One poster IS enough. It could sound a bit strange that ONE and only ONE poster could make such a difference but it IS true. However, the selection of this poster should NOT be random, or the whole trick will not work..
This poster will have to be selected by the members of the same forum he is posting in, through a blind poll in the forum. No choices will be given in the poll, and everybody should follow his instinct to choose ONE and only one of the posters. After 1 week the poll is over, and the votes will be counted, and the person with the highest votes will be banned as a sacrifice for United to win the league..
I think Colin is on some nasty stuff. Noone can be this stupid.
Fucks sake Colin, stop, for the love of Porsche.
Easiest question on this forum for you ever, huh?
This is a universal truth founded on empirical evidence from reliable sources like Wikipedia and TransferUpdate.
Afraid we're going to have to agree to disagree here. For it to work, EVERYONE must stop posting on the Cafe. Which in turn would cause the Caf to only exist in an alternate reality.
Now why couldn't have this been made clear from the start?
Forgive their ignorance. Shall we start voting?
Truth is, if no-one used white text on the Caf, we wouldn't have worn the cursed white shirts; we'd be champions of Europe right now, and not looking forward to games with FC Stapler of the Austro-Hungarian empire, in the Europa League.
Now you're contradicting yourself mate.
Read back your posts...
No no, that's your genie. I know a genie that will do it for us for only one poster.
Go home Schteve, you old mann.
in a second.
You've f*ckin' jinxed us now, Col - we'll be in the Ryman League soon.
By the way: there was an FC Stadler in Hungary. The owner was a sheepherder who've built a 30000 capacity stadium, but he got into jail after he tried to redeem the VAT of a painting he bought: "The Last Supper".
Why would anyone want to leave when the likes of Colin are here to entertain?
I thank you...
This thread is funnier than the Mrs Brown shite I can hear on stage behind me.
If that doesn't end up as Colin's tagline the caf is truly on the slide.
It's hard to be better than the current tagline though. Maybe change his username to "Mickey Fingers"?
Jesus Col, you from the mars?
Bloody hell, Colin.
I took Colin off ignore especially just so I could put him back on it after this thread.
I don't think Colin is serious. I usually disagree with him, but this is too stupid to be serious. And if I'm right: Good WUM.
Oh, and yeah, I would, even though it would feel quite hollow. Cider is right about that, so I admit it's quite sad. But I want Giggs and Fergie to get a few more trophies before they quit, don't want newspaper articles about how Fergie has "lost it" etc.
Colin is fairly clueless, I'd say it's genuine. I hope it's not a WUM anyway, because it was hilarious. I'm just disappointed he didn't keep digging.
As I said, I usually disagree with him, so I know how he is. But I think he's either wumming from the start here, or just having some fun after discovering after one or two posts how stupid what he first said was. So I don't think it's genuine.
But as you I hope it's not a WUM, so I'll shut up now.
I win, what a bunch of losers
The WUM of the year award is mine...
So the acid's effects wore off, good to hear.
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