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Should we sign Ibra on a free this summer ?

Poll closed Sep 2, 2016.
  1. Yes

    80.1%
  2. No

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  1. Jul 1, 2016

    Nighteyes Another Muppet

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    :lol:

    Aggro? You need to look at your post bringing up Adebayor for no apparent reason. I'm not 'worried'. Its just fecking annoying.
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    The red panther princess transfer emo

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    Will he also have an entrance into OT with fireworks and a big crowd applauding him ?
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    MancFanFromManc Full Member

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    Properly giddy. Havent spent this much time refreshing the sky sports web site for..... well ever

    I was excited when we signed Veron, Di Maria, Falcao, to name but 3, and we all know how they panned out, but this is off the scale

    I'd love to know what's going through Rashford, Lingard and co's minds right now, how excited must they be to know they'll training with Zlatan every day!!
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    Rado_N Yaaas Broncos!

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    It's clear blue sky outside here now, after hailing about an hour ago. fecking weird.
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    Amadaeus Pochettino's mother

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    So will he become our captain?

    I honestly rather have him over Rooney because Zlatan has lead so many different clubs to success, encompasses incredible mental strength and can lead by example on the pitch(much more consistent than Rooney). It will be hard to imagine a situation that we have Zlatan in the team and Rooney as the captain. It will take some time for me to adjust to that.
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    JB7 Full Member

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    No, of course he won't. Has he captained any of his clubs regularly?
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    Macern Pee pee pants

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    Don't be stupid.
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    Ramshock CAF Pilib De Brún Translator

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    Ah walk on. Im going to enjoy this.
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    Randall Flagg Worst of the best

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    I doubt it will hard to adjust to at all

    Its what is going to happen

    Rooney and Zlatan will link up quite well I think
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    Amadaeus Pochettino's mother

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    I doubt it, but we have to wait and see. Perhaps if Rooney plays in a deeper role rather than a number ten, then perhaps it will work.

    He seem to have leadership material and it is hard to doubt the influence he brings to the team wherever he goes. Which is a good trait of a captain. Perhaps that is what I want from my captain compared to what United want
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    JB7 Full Member

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    Not going to happen and nor should it.
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    MrPooni Full Member

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    :)
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    LeftyBlaster Full Member

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    The only thing Rooney links well with is money and anyone waiting for a pass on the right wing.
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    DatIrishFella Band of Brothers, Thief

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    First player in history to pass a medical on a zimmer frame. Amazing how modern medical science is improving our well being.
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    Kostur Full Member

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    Problem fixed then. Put him on right back, tell him it's actually Valencia et voila, watch all the hollywood.
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    LazyBones New Member

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    It's now called a Zlatan frame
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    spwd likes: servals, breasts, rylan clark and zooey

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    The curious case of Benzlatan Button!
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    VanGaalEra Full Member

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    I absolutely love it! Bluemoon will be vile :lol:
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    Imagine the scenes if Zlatan reveals he paid for the billboard!
    Also, I hope we put up a similar billboard just opposite Pep's house
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    Jacky Quacky made eight consecutive posts about Fellaini once

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    The comments below are fantastic 'Zlatan was not on the helicopter. The helicopter was on Zlatan.' :rolleyes:
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    MDFC Manager Full Member

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    Bloody brilliant!

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    baanke laal banned

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    Striker10 "Ronaldo and trophies > Manchester United football

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    looks like a zlatan/rio hybrid
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    Kaos Full Member

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    Has Zlatan not finished giving United a medical yet?
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    Theatre of Screams New Member

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    Jesus Sky Sports and their fecking "sources" all they've done is view the Twitter feed of United's official photographer.

    They get worse every day, take the word of Indy over them at this rate.
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    baanke laal banned

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    Probably Zlatan has not examined all the doctors present at his medical yet.
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    DomesticTadpole Doom-monger obsessed with Herrera & the M.E.N.

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    Ibra announcement tonight

    Told United in Press, slated for 6.30pm on MUTV tonight, has been cancelled. That could mean Ibrahimovic is announced in the next two hours.



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    RexHamilton Gumshoe for hire

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    Would there be anything on MUTV or is Sky Sports News the place to be for the next couple of hours?
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    Kaos Full Member

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    He's also got Mkhitaryan's medical to take care of too.
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    Cheekiey Full Member

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    Desperate to see him in a red shirt :devil:
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    Sigma Full Member

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    That's brilliant :lol:
    Yeah, I honestly thought it was Rio first.
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    Ramshock CAF Pilib De Brún Translator

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    They havent had credibility in years really.
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    baanke laal banned

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    The concept is great. They should ask Zlatan to do this himself, i am sure he would do it. :lol:
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    Fully Fledged Full Member

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    Welcome to Zlatan.:devil:


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    Man-United Full Member

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    True. They got nothing left now when everyone get quick info from twitter.
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    .Rossi ever get that feeling of déjà vu?

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    The feck?! :D

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    Lennon7 nipple flasher and door destroyer

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    :lol: lighten up mate
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    Theatre of Screams New Member

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    That's just sad - anything for them to get a bit of publicity.
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