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"Vile, inhumane and sexist" - Germaine Greer

"It allows me to divulge my darkest desires" - Max Mosley

"Redcafe is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world" - Nelson Mandela

"You’re all spastics" - Davo

"Top makes me laugh" - Sir Alex Ferguson

"Literally the best football forum I’ve ever seen. Literally" – Jaime Redknapp

"Fundamentally and institutionally racist" - Sir William Macpherson

"It was better x number of years ago" - Noodlehair

"This is shit" - Bazalini

All of the above are quotes that have been used to describe Redcafe and its inhabitants over the years. A place where fans from all around the world gather in vast numbers to discuss all things United. Some say this gathering would be large enough to fill Wembley Stadium one hundred and seventy two times over, others, only the local village hall.

[edit] History

Way back in 1995 a crack team consisting of Jesus, Mahatma Gandhi, Niall, Mother Teresa, the corpse of Hitler, Lord Lucan and the tramp who lurked outside Oddbins had a dream, a vision of a footballing utopia, a paradise where the masses could congregate and debate all things Manchester United. The internet had started to take off big time as it began to invade every home and every place of work. After only 3 days of existing the internet had already been saturated with porn, much to the delight of Mother Teresa, but a new market was ripe for the taking, the very same market that would make the dreams of the illustrious founders a reality. Many years of debating and arguing later a common consensus, a format and a goal had been reached. In 1999 the Caf was launched.

Originally consisting of just five human members, a duck and three melons, progress was initially slow. Perhaps there was more to life than just football, perhaps the plebeian lurkers of the Internet needed more topics of conversation to stimulate their primordial minds.

Jesus decided a lack of religion was to blame. Mother Teresa agreed. The Current Events Forum was born, hoping to stimulate conversation and engage the masses with high brow conversations and Religion.

The tramp and Hitler decided a dingy place of sordid squalor was in order and the General was created. Adolf’s ethnic cleansing forum idea was put on the back burner for the time being which heralded loud cries of “Nein! Nein! Scheiße!” from the moustachioed tyrant.

Lord Lucan loved his cricket and decided an other sports section would be beneficial to the Caf, it would bring in the punters. Soon the Caf reached its current format. Something to cater for everyone. A masterpiece of architectural design where people could whet their Manchester United appetite yet could debate anything and everything else too, all under one roof.

[edit] Genetic Makeup Of The Boards

Addictive and informative in equal measures the Caf caters for all and sundry. Any topic is openly available for discussion in the relevant boards of delight.

Forum Home - spiritual home of numpties, muppets, spastics, the deranged and the sometimes noble.

Man United Forum - to discuss all matters United, from the changing room to the board room.

Football Forum - to while away the day, taunting the scousers and debating all football related goings-on.

Matchday Forum – where people collect to commentate on United matches and vent their childish frustrations at the players, manager, medical staff, referee, mascot and hot dog vendors alike.

Transfer Forum – muppets gather to fap greatly and remove their penis whilst discussing the players they dream of seeing in a United shirt on those long, lonely nights in isolation.

General Chat Forum – a place where those unfit for society go to debate all manner of things, ranging from the sexy teachers you used to fantasise over, right through to God and religion.

Entertainment Forum – discussion over TV, music, films and all other matters entertaining.

Current Events Forum – hot and heated debate over all things current. Politics, war, religion, it’s all under one roof.

Other Sports Forum – does exactly what it says on the tin. Cricket, Rugby, Racing it’s all there. Distinct lack of watersports enthusiasts mind.

Classic Threads & Posts Forum – where all the threads that caused great mirth or embarrassment are archived to ensure they are never forgotten and those who have been smote are trapped forever with their shame.

Admin/Mod Forum – something’s broke or you’ve got a problem (site related of course, they don’t want to know about your embarrassing rash or why it is the girls don’t like you) this is the place to go.

Newbie Forum – upon signing up to the caf a stint in the newbie section is required. This is to try and maintain the quality and integrity of the site and stops the boards being clogged up with posters who sign up just to claim “United are shit” before never returning. Some make it out quickly, they are spotted early and saved. Others are deemed unworthy due to sins in past lives and are forever trapped down there.

To learn more about the Newbie forums click the link.

Each of the above forums is lovingly moderated by the esteemed team of Redcafe's very own answer to the B-Team, our Mods and Admins

Some claim there to be other, secret forums, hidden away from public eye and only opened to those select few with certain birth rights. Niall was unavailable for comment when pressed about this matter. Or he was never asked. One of the two.

[edit] Redcafe Phrases and Sayings

Created in 1999, a Caf culture has been long written into the folklore of the Caf and shrouds its glorious history. It’s developed its own language and its own way of life. It’s become self aware. This handy phrasebook will help you decipher the commonly used language of the primitive Caftard.

Bad AIDS - is the root cause of all problems the world over. Your PC has broken? It's got bad AIDS. Giggs' hamstring has flared up again? Bad AIDS.

Beat that, c**ts – you’ve done something amazing haven’t you? You’ve just astounded yourself and those around you? You wish to unveil your greatness to the Caf? Well upon finishing your post you sign it off with “Beat that, c**ts” Hoping that no-one else gets close to topping your story in a puerile game of one-upmanship.

Big fuck you on your face – needs no explanation. Originates from OK Enough, one time living, now very dead, Redcafe poster.

Bramble > Zidane – was the somewhat manipulated conclusion that you can't compare players who don't play the same position. Ever since it has been used against its creator. Red Indian Cheif Torn Rubber.

Caftard – an affectionate term used to describe any member of the Caf.

Cockbiscuit – has someone smote you? Have you been incensed by someone’s breathtaking impertinence? Is someone a bit of a twat? Call them a cockbiscuit. The origin of this is claimed by Plech. Evidence is yet to be provided.

Cock out – an imminent signing’s got you all worked up and enthusiastic? You like the thought of Berbatov in a United shirt? You need to display your amazement, wonder and sheer excitement of seeing such a spectacle? You can simply claim to have got your cock out. The slow unzipping of your jeans and the clumsy adolescent fumbling the follows shows you are happy with this latest development. Plech claims this to be his own.

Dine Out – a romantic act that leads to a night of sexual intercourse. The act of getting this sexing because of your actions means you’ll be “dining out”. Credit to Bazalini.

Eboue - this great word can be given as an answer to any question or as an option in any poll. Eboue.

Epic Fail – usually followed with some form of LOLCAT, the epic fail is used to describe a thread, post or poster that has failed in an epic proportion in an attempt to be humorous or original.

F.a.p. - are you happy with the latest rumblings from sources close to the club regarding a potential player purchase? F.a.p. f.a.p. f.a.p.

FM Stats? - The Sun is getting desperate and linking us to an unknown 39 year old Ukrainian wunderkind who once scored three goals in his back garden back in 1984. The muppets of the Caf are happy with this but need to know more about him. Stats from Football Manager are the best way of judging a player’s talent. Second only to Youtube. So cries of FM stats will ring out.

Go wash your legs - there is no explanation. Scholars estimate it could be a troglodyte way of informing someone to Foxtrot Oscar from your sight. Credit to OK Enough for unwittingly stumbling upon this lingual masterstroke of Shakespearean proportions.

He just got Brwned! - Wesley Browned in fact. Anyone floored by one of his seismic lunges.

Hope this helps – it won’t. If any advice is followed with “hope this helps” it generally means the above post has been created in a facetious attempt to infuriate and annoy by actually helping in no way whatsoever. Plech claims to be divine creator of this caf saying.

I would - tasty bit of crumpet got your blood pumping? That picture of Cheryl Cole causing a great rising in your trousers? Simply "I would".

I'll get my coat - it takes a big man to own up to their mistakes. A John Terry scaled big man of epic manly qualities. The type that sees you crumple under pressure. You've made a wise crack, you yourself know its shit. So you'll get your coat and add the above to the end of your post.

It’s Berbatime – this signals the introduction of our Bulgarian hitman from the bench, his presence in the starting line-up, a glorious piece of close control, anything Berbatov will result in cries of “it’s Berbatime”

Jol: - used when something isn't quite funny enough to merit a lol, but is funny enough to deserve some credit, or to show your vague amusement at a particular situation or comment. Was briefly replaced with a miniscule picture of Martin Jol's face, which was shortly thereafter removed again because Slabber started posting it in every single thread.

Kinell – shocked at something? Like abbreviations and detest swear words? Kinell is the phrase for you.

Listen cockface – someone’s got your gander well and truly up? Your cage has been rattled just too feverishly for your liking? Well the first two words of your post will probably be “Listen cockface”. Created by Robbo in a wild outburst at Plech.

Needs to bulk up a bit – a new foreign signing or youth team product isn’t 6 foot plus and built like the proverbial brick shithouse? A chorus of “Needs to bulk up a bit” will ring throughout the boards.

Newbie - used to describe a poster who is new to the site. Can be used as a derogatory term. For example, someone new disagrees with you. They’ve got a lesser post count. Whether they’re right or wrong, “Newbie” followed by the rolleyes smiley will often win you your debate against your fledgling opponent

Plovdiv - The name of some football team who ended up playing Bolton in the UEFA cup one year. Used mostly as an insult, or useful alternative to ending every post in the football forum with the word "spastic".

Probably – are you Noodlehair? Everything you know is probably a lie so every post will end with probably. Just to avoid reproach and incrimination. Originates from the Noodley one. Just like each and every fire to scar the face of the earth since the dawning of time.

Sack Fergie, sell Giggs – a one off bad performance can lead to a string virtual mass breakdowns and e-suicides. When the calls claiming Fergie to have lost it, Giggs to be past it or the players to be unfit to wear the shirt, the post “Sack Fergie, sell Giggs” is used to show just how infantile some posters can be.

Shit in her handbag or Kick her in the c**t (KHITC) – you’ve got women troubles? You’ve decided to post on the caf for advice about it? You can guarantee you’ll be informed to shit in her handbag or KHITC by way of remuneration.

Shit Thread - has a thread been created with toilet humour a forethought? Cue calls of "shit thread".

Shut up Richter - arguing with Richter or just don't like big footed Swedes? This will shut him up.

Su'agoaws – “Supergoals” in the style of Frank Lampard.

Suck my pussy – reputably Evra’s favourite insult towards chubby midfielder waddler, Frank Lampard.

That’s racist – someone has dropped a clanger and left themselves open to ridicule with a heinous double entendre of racial connotations? A chorus of “That’s racist” will follow.

This or + 1 or ... – you agree entirely with someone’s post or point of view? Why go to great lengths typing more than is necessary when someone else has already explained your feelings to a T. The use of these is lazy and slightly annoying but it has worked its way into the hearts of the Caf’s people.

This is like a Murder - defines a post so bad reading it is like a murder. The RedFlag is fond of this particular phrase and is thought to end every sentence with it.

This is our year - this is a favourite of our resident scousers. Every year it's the same. Every year it's their destiny to taste the sweet nectar of a Premier League triumph. By Christmas this normally comes back to bite them and they eat humble pie, most likely thieved humble pie. This is our year is normally followed shortly by "next year is our year" Phrase initially coined by Spammy.

This pleases me – you happy about something? Then it pleases you. To be used to express your pleasure at a timely substitution or transfer rumour.

This thread is useless without pictures – someone’s boasting about a sexual conquest? The thing that’s being described really needs to be seen to be believed? Then “this thread is useless without pictures”

Thus says the Chief – usually follows the many inane ramblings of the Chief. Creator = The Chief

Transfer Muppet - a poster who exists just to ramble on insanely about the latest transfer rumours and they likelihood of ever seeing Messi in a United shirt. Often debating all this whilst their small member sticks apologetically from their zipper. See cock out.

Veiled attempt at... – someone concealing the true meaning of their post? Are they slightly hinting and alluding to a secret fact? You can bring them up on it by starting your post “Veiled attempt at....” Created by the Baz man.

Wrong forum – if this post appears in your thread it’s more than likely you’ve been a bit of a spastic and posted it in the wrong forum.

0-1 Brown O.G. '89 – only used in the Matchday Forum, “0-1 Brown O.G. '89” signifies a score prediction whenever Wes Brown is likely to play or whenever United are locked at stalemate with Brown on the pitch.

... - a three-dot ellipsis can also denote a dramatic pause, used by the melodramatic amongst us. Oh the humanity. GiggsysGirl claims copyright ownership, but this is an obvious lie.

If anyone would like to lay a stake of claim against one of these sayings and have their name forever festooned in lights (well you'll just be credited with it above in italics if I'm honest) or can think of any other well known Caf phrases and sayings please drop rimaldo a PM or else unless otherwise stated, Plech probably came up with all of the above, unless it's shit, then it was Richter.

Caf stylistic usage-

The Two-Word Adjectival Taunt, technically known as a TWAT. As in -

The clueless, Norwegian gimp

Despite the terminology, two phrases - rather than words - are admissable:

The fat-faced, annoyingly good at football, cnut

And it's also okay to stick in some more insults if you're really feeling it:

The fat-faced, annoyingly good at football, deflection-scoring mum-worshipping Cockney fuckhead

This usually fits into the second half of the standard General Forum post, viz. Two-Or-So Sentences, Elliptically Related (TOSSER). For those unaware of this staple Caf convention, see for example here. So combining the two, you get:

It's a while since we've heard from Weaste...

The peculiar, privacy-violating Manc pervert

In this case it's known as a Bi-adjectival Evaluatively Negative Duophrastically Epithetical Rejoinder (BENDER)

[edit] Your Post Count Equals Your Penis Size

After years of ground breaking scientific research conducted by some of the finest minds known to man, it has been established that your Redcafe post count is directly proportionate to your penis size. Dr. Van Der Snatch from Belgium was at the head of this research and his report gave a whole new insight into the world of the scientific mind and the complex experiments that were undertaken to discover this information. A full copy of his report can be found in this month's edition of "Science Weekly"

“First of all we went to Spain to measure WeasteDevil's penis as he had accumulated over 60,000 posts on the Caf. It was found to be of Ron Jeremy proportions. Slightly turned on by our findings we concealed our hard genitalia and scurried over to visit Waitey, all the while red-faced, with our hands thrust deep down in our pockets, concealing our boners of shame. With only 300 odd posts Waitey was a perfect candidate to see the opposite end of the spectrum. He was found to own a tiddler. Many a guffawing later we jetted off to America to inspect Jason’s credentials. Surprisingly we discovered him to have an inadequately sized member. We decided this was the exception that proved the rule”

Einstein’s theory of relativity first hinted at this being the case in the year 1908. One of his most famous sayings states “Ze willy and ze post count go hand in hand.” He also provided us with this handy chart to show his findings.

On Trial - 0-50 posts – Gnat’s penis

Trainee - 51 - 99 posts - Jamie Theakston tiddler

Youth Team Player - 100 - 499 posts – Pre pubescent teenage schlong

Reserve Team Player - 500 - 4999 posts - Overused and slightly sore adolescent member

First Team Sub - 5000 - 9999 posts – Average sized man wang

First Team Regular - 10,000 posts - 19,999 – A member of the 8 inch club

Anyone with over 20,000 posts – Ron Jeremy sized tallywhacker.

The more you post on Redcafe the manlier and cooler you are. Oh having a big post count on here will get you the women all right. It's scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it but it is scientific fact.

[edit] Redcafe In The Press

Allison Stokke

It all started as a bit of Internet based fantasy over athletes that were considered ripe for a poking. There was the usual cries of Linford Christie or Sally Gunnell by the perturbed amongst us. Then MrMarcello, rather innocently, enquired as to just how this pretty young thing was. The pretty young thing in question, Allison Stokke. A break away thread was formed by Bazalini. A beauty like hers deserved 100% of the erections caused by the "Who is the best looking Athlete out there?" thread. Post after post of different pictures of the pole vaulting stunner were greeted with sordid comments from posters regarding their poles and her vaulting them.

Catapulted (or should that be vaulted?) to internet fame overnight, the Press latched on to this seedy internet based debauchery emanating from the Caf and other corners of the World Wide Web. Soon Redcafe was mentioned in an article on in The Times newspaper How a vaulting ambition catapulted an athlete to unwanted internet fame

Allison and her parents were complaining about her unwanted internet fame and bemoaning the sad people who were ruining her career. She was scared to go out alone and locked all the doors and windows at home. Mr. Stokke's would sit at home for hours trawling the internet for filth directed at his daughter, possibly for envious incestual related purposes, we couldn't possibly comment or speculate. An extract from the article

"Miss Stokke’s internet celebrity has spawned an unofficial fan page at www.allisonstokke.com and rival fan groups on Myspace.com and the Manchester United supporters’ network RedCafe.net. "

"But rival fan clubs are scouring the internet for more. “The first one to get one of her naked wins my permanent membership,” an internet poster called Retirantmobs wrote." Our very own Retirantmobs

Redcafe in the Press. It ruins promising young athlete's careers.

Sir Alex and the GIF

The Mirror reported that Sir Alex Ferguson was left red faced and ever so slightly aroused during a visit to a school with Foreign Secretary David Miliband after “one scallywag handed embarrassed Fergie a mobile phone displaying an animation of his rival Rafa Benitez in a rather compromising position”.

The gif in question was created by our very own Top, detailing silken footed striker Dimitar Berbatov giving a recently streamlined Benitez what can only be described as the time of his life.

Kaka To United

How to create a rumour in twelve months or less with help from our resident ITK's. Redcafe unearthed a gem of an article that showed Kaka professing love for Manchester United and his friendship with our very own Anderson. It never really caught on at the time but after a while some lazy journalists, with the help of some caftards, picked it up up and the country went wild with speculation. The article in question was picked up by several papers and tv stations and played for the world to see, all the while caftards were wetting themselves at the thought that they had made a story out of nothing. It then re-emerged after it became apparent Ronaldo was on his way. Well done redcafe.

The quote in question:

[edit] Rival Fans

Many a rival fan occupy the binary bits of the site. Some see their presence as slanderous and vile, personally I think this is one of the best things about the Caf. The likes of Davo, Marching, Spammy, Cesc's_mullet, Peterstorey et al bring a wealth of man banter and merriment to the site. Redcafe is one of the best club based sites around in my humble opinion for tolerating the presence of the hopelessly lost and unwise followers of other club religions. This tolerance creates a healthy atmosphere of debate and conjecture plus adds to the all round knowledge that can be gleaned from this site. If you don’t believe me or fail to understand just how these satanic worshippers of sin add to the site these quotes should help open your eyes to just what it is they add.

“I may have the cranial capacity of an ant and the looks of a bulldog but 18-5” - Davo

”Lolz. Arsenal for lifes” - Cesc’s_Mullet

”Shell suits provide ample storage space for Lidl based raids” - Spammy

"The warmth of a man to lay with is all I need in life" - Peterstorey

"LFC RULEZ!!!!!!ROTFLMAO" - Dumpstar

They're a good bunch really and dare I say it a credit to the Caf and part and parcel of this great institution.

[edit] The People's Caf

What better way to show just what Redcafe is or does than the testimonies from the people who post here. Here is a collection of musings by Redcafe posters when asked exactly what the Caf means to them or how they viewed it.

It's like what I imagine heroin addiction to be like - GiggsysGirl

It's a bit like the movie Alexander - homoerotic, stupid, takes time from your life that you'll never get back, full of Irish. - Wonder Pigeon

The internet's answer to the US sitcom "Cheers" - Bazalini

Broken brains spewing forth verbal diarrhoea since 1999 - Brophs

A place to discuss footie and often related humerous issues - Jopub

Internet masturbation with a vaguely United theme - Count Duckula

Spastics - Plech

It makes me feel shit and is a waste of my time. Probably - Noodlehair

The place where I hang out with all my friends - uae

What the feck does that mean? - Waitey

Who am i? What year is it? Who is the president? - Xander45

I'll do this tomorrow - for now sleep is the plan! - JGraham

I can't explain it. I just like it. A bolt hole from the wife!! - Ukbob

For me; The Caf>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Porn. Nuff said - Devil forever

Where else can a nerd call someone a 'spastic' and walk away wedgie-free? - I_live_cement

This will take alot of thought, will get back to you - Boss

It’s the best of times, it’s the worst of times. Its humour wrapped in sarcasm encased in knowledge and packaged in self analysis. It’s the syrup on life’s ice cream cone. The mustard on the world’s hot dog. It’s the place where I was reminded this week that I can openly talk about football, drinking, fucking, fighting, bestiality, pornography, being shitfaced and other general depravity with people I have never met who may live within a few minutes of me. It’s the antidote to serious. Rehab for reason and accountability - Legend16

A guilty pleasure - satisfaction and shame in equal measure - Raven_Blade

It's a good place to kill a bit of time in an evening, its having the will power to log off and not log back on two minutes later to see if anyone has replied to that post you made 3 seconds before you signed out! - Smashedhombre

I'm a turd that won't flush - Spammy

I'm here for the money - Collina

The caf is a great place to go to make me feel better about myself when I am feeling down. It is also a place where you can find a collection of perverts from all over the globe. - RandomHer0723

It's the annoying gay step brother I never had - Mockney

It's the annoying gay step brother I never wanted - mjs020294

Something to do when I'm too lazy to get up - RedKnight

Sick, yet enjoyable product of collective perverse football based gimpery - Rednev

The refresh button - Mad

One of many outlets for my homosexual tendencies - Christofaux

It provides escapism from my mundane job, Why speak to my annoying colleagues when I can type at random strangers? - bill.s.preston

A place for me to openly talk about my anus, and other people’s anus’ - Sparky19

It's all things to all men, and not a lot to a few women - jdmufc

A goodings way English learning, have long time laugh and fornicate with my team - Sunny Jim

My secret other life with the nutters who live in my computer - Crustanoid

A haven of spurious, unadulterated man love, and the spiritual home of transfer muppetry - Great Hat

Smooth on the outside, crunchy on the inside.....Armadillo! - RedSky At Night

A bunch of tard nuts with great sense of humor - Werewolf

Literally - Jaime Redknapp

Disclaimer - all views expressed here are that of the individual and in no way represent the views and options of Redcafe.net or any of its associated acronyms, abbreviations, affiliations or pet cats

[edit] What Attracts People To The Caf?

Hopefully by now you've sampled some of the delights the Caf has to offer. Our newest posters have humbly brought these reasons as to why they signed up and how they found a home here. Some may be a little slow and I hold absolutely no liability or accountability if anyone reading this suddenly develops a brain seizure or feels less intelligent as a result of reading them.

I liked the fact that you could have laugh while talking about football - MickeyOwenIsRed

There are some (in the loosest sense) funny and intelligent people on here and it's a very good way for me to fill my day at work! - Est_3485

I'd lurked here for a short while, and then when exams came around I desperately needed some form of procrastination to get me through the solitary hours, aside from the obvious - Joey Mac

Why I joined?. Because i wanted to chat about football. And i do that often. The Generals is also a pulling force though. Fun and Football - Clique

I liked that you can talk about football, whilst messing about in the general - Starwind

A year or two back i googled something or other about Manchester United or one if its players, and something from Redcafe came up, I tried to register but it wouldn’t let me because my email address was banned. Then I posted it on the Official United forum enquiring how could I get round this, my thread was deleted faster than you can say jack shit. Anyway since then my mobile phone network gave me an email address and I tried that and it worked so here I am - O Leary (being a manager that no one will touch with a bargepole probably means you have lots of free time too)

One reason for me being here, is the non-existent knowledge regarding the English Premier League here in Sweden. Everyone knows the big four and what else the paper is reporting. But that's basically it. There's only a handful of people here who actually have in-depth knowledge of lower teams and past teams and players from EPL. Then we have the bizarre yet amusing humour here - Skywarden

To get in the Wiki - nick334 The Caf makes your dreams come true

After becoming mind numbingly bored with the BBC news website and F365 I stumbled upon here, lurked around for a bit and saw it was a good laugh and decent football discussions for a Liverpool supporter like meself to join up, la - ArmandTamzarian

I joined the caf because I was recommended to by a mate, and also as I am a loner, I feel this is the one way I can communicate with people without feeling socially awkward - CallyRed

My mate from Uni introduced me to the caf...I remember being impressed with the knowledge of quite a few of the main's posters and thus my love affair with the cafe began. I joined predominantly to express my views on United and also to offer an insight into the game. The 'general' was not something I expected to have such an impact on me...but I'm addicted now and through it have met some pretty funny people - raees10

I spent large parts of last season just reading the Main forum. I instantly fell in love with it. Most of the guys knew their football and the discussions were very enjoyable. I increasingly felt the need to get involved in the discussions and as the weeks ticked away, I felt a greater urge to contribute. So I did it and came up with the most dangerously homosexual and unimaginative username possible. Wasn't one of my finest moments, but I'm glad I'm here. It certainly hasn't disappointed. - Girish II

Disclaimer - all views expressed here are that of the individual and in no way represent the views and options of Redcafe.net or any of its associated acronyms, abbreviations, affiliations or pet cats

[edit] Caf Folklore

Follow the link for Caf Folklore. Posts and people who have made it into our hearts and will forever be remembered. All the things that make the Caf what it is.

Caf Folklore

[edit] Prominent Posters Past and Present

Want to find out more about some of the posters that have shaped the history of the site? Well here you go Prominent Posters Past and Present