Swap our De Gea???? Not on your nelly. Barca and Real Madrid could team up and offer us Ronaldo, Bale, Messi and Sanchez and I'd tell them to do one. No one is getting our Dave.
He's a young, fantastic keeper, with a glorious beard
, is a transfer muppet's wet dream, seems to love the club, and overcame his personal battle against pastry-related kleptomania.
Plus, Real Madrid and Barcelona would probably have to come to some kind of unprecedented agreement where the use him for alternate weeks of the year and one would hate the other if he got injured while playing for them. And who does he play for in Classicos? It'd be a mess. And that's if Fifa and Uefa even allow such deals to happen. I just don't see this imaginary scenario I created happening.