Chelsea fans won't like that referenceStraight Outta Paris, crazy motherfecker named Luiz.
Straight Outta Paris, crazy motherfecker named Luiz.
SCREAMINGChelsea fans won't like that reference
And World Cup Semi-final 2014MVP of UCL finals 2012
What did his hat say?Why have they edited out his hat?
'I was too shit for PSG so I came back'What did his hat say?
I think it was a jokeWhat did his hat say?
This would be more like us buying back Nani or Chicharito.No way would United pay a shit load of money for a former player... oh, wait.
In fairness, Luiz is shit compared to Pogba. I can't see how he's a Conte type player. Might be another Abramovic signing, which can only be a good sign for the rest of the league. The more the owner meddles, the worse Chelsea does.
More like buying back EvansThis would be more like us buying back Nani or Chicharito.
I was very suspicious of this transfer too.I think it was a joke
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Evans is better at defending, incidentally.I'd rather have Evans. Really.
... There's a reason Evans is playing for West Brom and David Luiz went for 80m in the past 3 seasons.I'd rather have Evans. Really.
World XI has become a pure popularity contest recently. Him being in a ton of commercials probably got him on the team more than his actual play.He's better than all their CBs and is one of the biggest defenders in football. Anyone who says he did shit at PSG clearly didn't watch him. He got himself into the FIFpro World XI two years ago and was in the Team of the Season in Ligue 1 this year.
He's quality. Kinda wish Mourinho hijacked the deal to be honest.
What reason? Evans is better at defending, and no amount of juvenile smilies will counter that.... There's a reason Evans is playing for West Brom and David Luiz went for 80m in the past 3 seasons.
Evans isn't better at defending Let me guess... you came to this conclusion cause Luiz is a decent attacker and therefore, the guy who ONLY knows how to defend must be better?What reason? Evans is better at defending, and no amount of juvenile smilies will counter that.
Luiz is an eccentric athlete that is good on the ball in an era dominated by smart arse coaches that look to have forgotten what a half decent defender is.
Thankfully our manager isn't one of them.
Keep telling yourself that. By your logic, Henderson and Joe Hart would be in it.World XI has become a pure popularity contest recently. Him being in a ton of commercials probably got him on the team more than his actual play.
He is not always the calamity that people often paint him as but, he is definitely not a great defender either. If he was I do not think he would be kept on the bench by a 33 year old John Terry and Gary Cahill like he did during his last season during first run at Chelsea. Or that PSG were perfectly content with letting him go on deadline day this summer. Or that Chelsea went after him after exhausting every other possible option.Evans isn't better at defending Let me guess... you came to this conclusion cause Luiz is a decent attacker and therefore, the guy who ONLY knows how to defend must be better?
And Mourinho only sold Luiz cause the offer was too good. He said so himself.
Keep telling yourself that. By your logic, Henderson and Joe Hart would be in it.
He is better at defending. He's less of a halfwit, more composed, better with both feet and better at positioning himself.Evans isn't better at defending Let me guess... you came to this conclusion cause Luiz is a decent attacker and therefore, the guy who ONLY knows how to defend must be better? .
"This is the most embarrassing footballer I've ever worn."What did his hat say?