You couldn't look more like a twat even if you triedIn footballing terms, Neymar is obviously incredible. In human terms, he is what can only be described as a little bitch. Dani Alves has always been a cnut. You only need to look at his face, or this outfit, to see that.
Magic Neymar
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
If we face them in the CL, would be quite happy to see Neymar get the Reyes treatment from Valencia.
Poor Messi. He seems to have turned up, not knowing it was a costume party.In footballing terms, Neymar is obviously incredible. In human terms, he is what can only be described as a little bitch. Dani Alves has always been a cnut. You only need to look at his face, or this outfit, to see that.
He dresses like a 50 year old accountant. Only stood next to that hideous bunch do you not notice what a terrible terrible dresser he is.
Not as terrible as the hideous bunch he is stood next to. What to they think they are doing?
Rafinha needs some colour variation, but he looks pretty sensible compared to the others. Of course, he could have been wearing a sack and he would still be the best dressed person there.
Neymar is thinking over his head and needs to know his place. He's nothing but a spoilt brat.
I know. Messi usually turns up to football awards in some God awful suits as well. Neymar and Alves, I don't know what to say. Maybe it is a cultural thing?
Looks like Charlton's new transgender team on a night outIn footballing terms, Neymar is obviously incredible. In human terms, he is what can only be described as a little bitch. Dani Alves has always been a cnut. You only need to look at his face, or this outfit, to see that.
It seems to happen quite a lot. All that money and not an ounce of good taste between them.
Does Cavani fancy a move to Manchester? I do not mind Cavani here for cheap if PSG want rid, he's not the most prolific but he's physcially perfect for the PL at his age
Ultimately this is for Emery to settle. Make one true definite penalty taker and if you wanna alternate with them, make sure the other respects when it's not his turn.
Honestly, if all this is true, Neymar is at the right club. No way a normal run club could cope with all this drama.
Having said that, I'm quite enjoying the little tiff, quite funny actually.
Having said that, I'm quite enjoying the little tiff, quite funny actually.
What drama?? One would think that the entire team descended into a fist fight.
Arguing over penalties and freekicks happen now and then for even big teams. Alonso and CR7 in his initial years comes to my mind. I think Henderson and Balotelli fought over one.
I said if all the reports are true.
The latest being he wants Cavani transferred out. If this is correct, you don't think that's creating 'drama'? How can you have a player dictating things? It's a recipe for disaster.
Neymar's ego is out of control now. He truly wants to receive the adulation that Messi and Ronaldo get but not sure he ever will even if he does score his expected 200 goals a game in the French League.
Let's be real, football is just an excuse for grown men to behave like drama queens without their masculinity being questioned.You guys all like drama don't you?
Us football fans with our constant pre-match / mid-match / post-match meltdowns (read any matchday thread on any forum), transfer gossip (never wanted him anyway), OUTRAGE at former player celebrating against former team (how dare he cup his ears to us after we abuse him and his whole family for 90 minutes! Classless!) etc. put theatre and reality tv nerds to shame tbh.
Well it seems to stupid to be true, too stupid to even entertain it so maybe let's leave it at that for the moment.
If all the reports about Utd were true, we are in a bigger mess with Jose hating Herrera and Pogba and liking only Fellaini and Lingard.
Neymar got his former Santos coach, Dorival Junior, fired after an argument several years ago. Just saying...
You're completely missing the point but that's ok
If you cherry pick all the reports that you like you can make them say what you want, he didn't miss anything.You're completely missing the point but that's ok
I haven't cherry picked anything.
Well you kinda have but in your defence not all your fault since the sensible reports are absent from this thread with only the most outrageous rumours posted.
If that's the true, I hope that little weasel gets what's coming to him. Absolute disgrace for a player to be demanding players to be sold and this will all get ugly for PSG.
They can forget about winning the Champions League If there's a huge divide within the camp (which by early signs that there is).
I prefaced my statement with "if the reports are true", and then gave an opinion. I did not categorically state otherwise. Therefore I'm a little puzzled, though it's likely a communication issue. No worries.
If <xyz news were true>, <rest of your post on PSG>You're completely missing the point but that's ok
If <xyz news were true>, <rest of my post on Utd>
I dont see missing any point, unless of course your point was PSG deserve all the bad things because <insert whatever reasons one has to dislike PSG here>
Edit: We have dragged the conversation too long. I ll stop from my end (Hopefully)
Dude you're really defensive about PSG and Neymar. Didn't realise you were a fan of PSG.
Not at all. Hardly love them. But don't hate them.
Lot of people here seem to have a dislike for PSG just because they have state backing. And call Neymar deal to PSG dodgy when the Barca deal was much more dodgy. I mean the hypocrisy of the whole thing, is something I find really funny.
Wow that is embarrassing. Grown men dressed like kids. The only ones who look normal are Messi and the guy on the right. Even then Messi looks like someone's dad at the kids party. The guy on the far right is dressed normal. Why couldn't the others.In footballing terms, Neymar is obviously incredible. In human terms, he is what can only be described as a little bitch. Dani Alves has always been a cnut. You only need to look at his face, or this outfit, to see that.
That's modern world. People living through social media instead of real life. And media writing articles about who follows who on Instagram. Crazy.
Ibra would just give Neymar a cold stare and he would walk off.Imagine the scenes if this happened to Ibra instead of Cavani. Neymar and Alves would be looking for new clubs by now.
Dani Alves acts like his side kick.
Messi and the lad in the black suit are giving me a horrible suspicion that picture wasn't of a fancy dress party? I know when people get older they tend to think what younger people are wearing looks shit but seriously...
Well, those guys can get whatever they want because they performed. Does Ney have 200 goals in total? I mean that's 4 seasons for Messi or Ronaldo.
Until he can get to that level he can suk it and stop bitchin' like a feking girl.
Last I checked, a very sizeable portion of the Caf really hate/dislike Barca as well.
Hating/disliking/liking/loving one doesn't mean you have the opposite feeling for the other.
It won't work, Cavani is too much appreciated by the hierarchy at PSG. It will all be swept under the carpet.
Did anyone even bother to read the OP?
I like to think he's the agent for a rubbish boy band in that photo.
Perhaps, but there was no need to boot the ball into the stands at the final whistle so that Drogba couldn't take it after scoring a hatrick. The only time I've seen Lampard act cnutish!