Girlfriend chops off her boyfriend's penis with garden shears

sglowrider

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Girlfriend, 26, chops off her 40-year-old boyfriend's penis with garden shears while he's asleep.

A 26-year-old Argentine woman has been arrested after cutting off her lover's penis with a pair of gardening shears.
Brenda Barattini, an architect, attacked the 40-year-old on Sunday morning in the town of Cordoba while he was asleep, according to local media.
The man was rushed to hospital after losing a large amount of blood but is now in a stable condition.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...old-lovers-penis-Argentina.html#ixzz4zh00f8tq
 

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Can I have this thread blocked from my viewing? Every time I read the title, my little man cringes in pain.
 

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On the bright side, she used a garden shear so the initial shock wouldn't be that bad. Imagine if she was fumbling with a dull kitchen knife.
 

AkaAkuma

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I think the old folks had it right -- separate bedrooms! Cock cuttings were probably all the rage a hundred years ago. They knew better.
My shears are getting bit rusty, so its a timely reminder to keep them clean.
 

Grylte

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40 year old with a 26 year old girl, well done!
In some ways atleast...
 

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Anyone else cross their legs when they read this story.
 

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I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I'm guessing "ex-girlfriend" is probably more apt?
 

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40 year old with a 26 year old girl, well done!
In some ways atleast...
Was thinking the same. She's quite good looking too, although doing what she's done I wouldn't risk it even if I was 80.
 

Grylte

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Was thinking the same. She's quite good looking too, although doing what she's done I wouldn't risk it even if I was 80.
You'd probably not need it at that age anyway.