Footballers you could never like

harms

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Gerrard, Terry, Suarez, Skrtel — you see the trend.
 

Ikon

Correctly predicted France to win World Cup 2018
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Fellaini - I will never believe that he should be at this club.
 

Zebs

Clare Baldings Daughter plays too much Wordscapes
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Arsenal: Ashley Cole, Lauren, Keown, Parlour, Vieira, Anelka

Chelsea: Terry, Mikel, Ramires

Liverpool: Gerrard, Mascherano, Skrtel, Fowler, Murphy, Kuyt, McManaman

Honourable mentions: Kevin Davies, Kevin Nolan, Joey Barton, Ben Thatcher, Jordi Alba
 

spwd

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Dennis Wise, Shearer, Ronnie Whelan, Dalgliesh, Pepe, Suarez,Joey Barton, Balotelli and Adebayor are the ones i can think of at the moment.

Edit: Robert Pires, Keown, Ray Parlour, Reyes, lehmann.
 
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Lougie86

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Terry, Fowler, Ashley Cole, Gazza, El Haj Diouf, Drogba, Suarez, Sturridge, Sterling, Stones, Alli, Noble, Kante, Skrtel, Costa, Mcmanaman, Barry Ferguson, Lorenzo Amouroso,
 

RedDevil@84

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Do not necessarily hate them all, but I don't like them for various reasons

Terry, Gerrard (especially when he kissed the cameras), Dani Alves, Valdes, Welbeck, Ramires, Cleverley, Wilshere, Hart
 

Paul_Scholes18

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Tevez, Gerrard, Terry, Suarez (half liked his madness though), Adebayor, Neymar (really struggle to like him although I think he is amazing), Aguero, Clichy, Nasri (my dad hate him more than anyone so that is kind of why I half like him), Ramos, Benzema, Ribery, Chiellini, Dani Alves.

Player on the way to that status Ederson (he will end up on that list soon enough), Walker, Otamendi, Jesus, Sterling, Sane, Fernandinho, Henderson (can enjoy him being crap though), Mignolet (can enjoy him being crap), Mane, Firmino, Salah, Wijnaldum, keep adding City and Pool players though. I can half like Kevin de bruyne though and Silva can be a joy to watch at times. Also Coutinho as well for his football abilities.
 

laplacian

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Fellaini - I will never believe that he should be at this club.
Even the people who rate him don't rate him as a midfielder, they want him to "cause disruption in the midfield" instead. I seriously don't know how the biggest club in the world managed to get surrounded with such mediocrity. Absolutely painful.
 

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One who just jumped out in my mind as soon as I read the title was.
1 David batty
2 colin henry
3 graham lesaux
4 Vieira
5 Neil ruddock
6 Julian dicks
7 dennis wise
8 alan shearer (most complete striker)
9 Martin keown
10 Gerrard
Some pretty nasty pieces of work:keano:
 

BigTimeCharlie

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One who just jumped out in my mind as soon as I read the title was.
1 David batty
2 colin henry
3 graham lesaux
4 Vieira
5 Neil ruddock
6 Julian dicks
7 dennis wise
8 alan shearer (most complete striker)
9 Martin keown
10 Gerrard
Some pretty nasty pieces of work:keano:
Great list, I want to add Jason Mcateer to that and Steve Mcmamanananananananan.
 

dichinero

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Dirty players. Cattermole, Fellaini (calmed down a bit), Barton, De Jong, Pepe etc
 

LuisNaniencia

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I personally hate Ronaldo (don't love Messi either). He just seems like such an arrogant cnut and I despise the way he treats his teammates on the pitch. He can do all the good charity work he wants, I highly rate some good community work, but I'll still hate that guy. Another player I hate is Neymar. What an idiot, crying in front of the brazilian tv recently because he had some minor issues in his club...can't stand melodramatic shit like that. Spoiled brat.
Others worth a shout: Gonzalo Castro, Marcel Schmelzer, Marcelo, Jordi Alba.
Oh yeah, Neymar for me to. Hated him from day one.
 

Fridge chutney

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Objectively most hateable players

Messi - pointless annoying midget
Mata - we get it you're nice. Now feck off.
Harry Kane - terrible haircut, terrible human
Ozil - take away the z in his name and you get oil. Proof he's going to city, the shithouse.
Salah - twat, enough said
Kante - see above
De Gea - you make a few saves. Well done for doing your damn job.
 

PhilMcD79

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Messi. Obviously he is an unbelievable player but I've never bought into his faux-modesty. I get the impression he is a right obnoxious prick who throws his toys out of the pram if he doesn't get his way.
 

thisISben

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Neymar, Jordi Alba & Busquets as they’re whinging little kids half the time despite being hugely talented.

Suarez & Terry for being general scumbags on and off the pitch.
 

a_devil_inside

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Rivaldo, McManaman, Delle Alli's face, Joey Barton, Ramos, Vieira, Vardy, Pepe, Darren Peacock, Odemwingie, Brian Clough as manager, Oscar, Pires, Wiltord, Kewell, LeBoeuf, Desailly
Brad Friedel for upping his game everytime he played us,
Neymar is a spoilt brat, whenever you see clips of players playing jokes on him he looks like he's in a right strop. Also picking which games he wants to play in or with.
Cristiano Ronaldo is also a spoilt brat, good player but was never one of my favourites. The whole team he has to be the centre of attention.
 

shamans

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Messi. Obviously he is an unbelievable player but I've never bought into his faux-modesty. I get the impression he is a right obnoxious prick who throws his toys out of the pram if he doesn't get his way.
Same here. He seems like a total prick but man he makes up for it on the pitch.
 

Eleven-Eighteen

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Cristiano Ronaldo for me. Respect him, admire his skill but never *liked* him even when he was at United
 

RooneyLegend

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Fellaini- no club our size should have a player that serves his purpose on football pitch.
Lukaku- Just a terrible footballer.
Blind- screams mediocrity
Mata- As almost an almost footballer can get.

Eriksen- hugely overrated imo
Lamela- Suffers from a serious lack of a football brain.
Delph- To think his mediocrity has been getting praise recently.
Henderson- Crab of a footballer.
Firminho- Something is wrong when a player is a striker and putting the ball in the back of the net isn't the main job description.
Can- A frustrating watch.
Coquelin- Punching well above his weight at Arsenal.
Otamendi- A charlatan of note.
Nacho- see above
Rakitic- see Coquelin
 

Kant-ona

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Neymar

Since I follow football, I liked the idea that Brazil wins the World Cup. This guy changed that for me.
 

onemanarmy

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Messi. Obviously he is an unbelievable player but I've never bought into his faux-modesty. I get the impression he is a right obnoxious prick who throws his toys out of the pram if he doesn't get his way.
He's been found out multiple times. Amazing player, bit of an cnut.