Caption Contest: Arse n' Wenger

Eyepopper

Lowering the tone since 2006
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Don't worry Alexis, I'll show you the way to the Etihad.
 

marukomu

The Gatekeeper
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He may be a whinging cnut for wanting to leave, but his heart's in the wrong place.
 

Needham

Full Member
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You know, Alexis, no matter how bad things get between us or how bad things are at Arsenal, at least we are not so lost or sad or lonely that we are posting messages on a football forum on Christmas day.
 

marukomu

The Gatekeeper
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Arsene in tit touching scandal!
Wenger: "I was an accident. I did not see it."
 

Rafateria

New Member
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Mar 22, 2009
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Location
Shanghai
Sanchez : I can see it, the exit gate is right there !
Wenger : now if I bring my right arm up behind his head I can easily snap his bloody neck, le traître !
 

jymufc20

Last Man Standing finalist 2019/20
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You know, Alexis, no matter how bad things get between us or how bad things are at Arsenal, at least we are not so lost or sad or lonely that we are posting messages on a football forum on Christmas day.
:lol:
 

Vashu

Predicted Sanchez's signing announcement
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Paedo-jokes are inappropriate no matter what.
 

Oaencha

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“Yes, yes... your wages will be doubled, you’ll probably win trophies and play for a much better team... but Alexis, but... that pretentious bald headed twat will never touch you like this. See you in training sweetie.”
 

SteveJ

all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian
Scout
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"I wish Rafa was my dad..."
 

Roeindo

New Member
Newbie
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Seeing wenger red nose and his hand on alexis chest, i bet he said "God, i feel young again"