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Belgium 2 - 0 England

Adisa

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Has no understanding of his position. Twice has been out of position on the counter, including the goal.
 

TwoSheds

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Dreadful positioning today. Still, he must be caught in 2 minds I suppose when he thinks about going out to press in midfield knowing Stones is beside him.
 

Djemba-Djemba

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Ridiculous that it looks like he'll be here for yet another season. Been obvious for years he's not good enough.
 

Bubz27

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Please never play him against Hazard again.
 

Zoo

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It’s an insult to Smalling that they are often paired together in discussions.
 

11101

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It’s an insult to Smalling that they are often paired together in discussions.
Smalling is little better. Neither have a clue whats going on around them half the time. We need upgrades on both.
 

redmanc

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The only thing missing from that disasterous bit of defending from jones was crawling on the floor on his face. fecked the offside trap up and totally messed his positioning up too, needs to be sold this summer.
 

settembrini

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He's an absolute disaster of a centre back.

I honestly think the only reason some people rate him is because he misses half of every season with injury and they forget how bad he is.

Seven years we've persisted with him and he's never even got close to the level that Blind got in his first ever season in the position.
 

Djemba-Djemba

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I cannot put into words how sick and tired I am of seeing Phil Jones play for Utd. It was obvious by about 2014 he wasn't the player we thought he'd be and that he had to go.

He's fecking brainless. He doesn't understand how to defend, he just likes tackling and heading.

This will be his 8th season at the club. 8 fecking years!
 

Morpheus 7

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He's had a rough few weeks, his decision making is so rash at times. Bloody looks drunk, we can't start with the chuckle brothers at the back this season.
 

dr.twinny

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He should've been gone years ago. He is the posterboy of us sliding into and accepting mediocrity over the last few years.

I can't stand the sight of him.
Me neither. But don't worry. He'll have a 'decent' performance soon and then everyone will be banging on about him being the best CB at the club.
 

devilish

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Some people seem to forget that his facial expressions are an asset to the team.
 

AndyJ1985

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He's an abysmal footballer. It's laughable that he's been at United for 7 years.
 

TwoSheds

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Poor. Laughable that he went to the world cup ahead of Snalling.
 

Rajma

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I got a warning years ago for suggesting (not for suggestion itself obviously but rather expression) we need to cut ties with these chuckle brothers and yet we're still here in 2018 both still stealing a living while playing for us.
 

Revan

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Kind of amazing that we have always to have a mascot as our player. It's like some unwritten rule or whatever. We got rid of Anderson only after 8 years, and Jones survived for like 7 years here.

So I guess, by 2022 we will still be questioning why Shaw is still in our book.
 
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