GaryLifo
Liverpool's Secret Weapon.
And the lord declared, let them come forth. But in the end, they did come fifth. (From koppites 34:17)
I miss plech!
I miss plech!
SAY IT, SAY IT RAFANot strictly RAWK, but a kopite wrote this on Reddit/soccer post-match thread after Newcastle beat City 10 days ago:
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I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Rafa Benitez. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him cranking out a paella valenciana, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Rafa. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
All-time classic, that.And the lord declared, let them come forth. But in the end, they did come fifth. (From koppites 34:17)
I miss plech!
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/all-turn-to-kopites-26-1-40-by-plech.407236/All-time classic, that.
Anyone got a link? Need another belly-laugh at it.
Fekir?They must be wishing they signed this guy.
**The thread is 134 pages long.
Same should apply to the linesman who allowed the Origi chance in the final secsThe linesman, and probable RAWK poster, who gifted them the goal against West Ham has been dropped this weekend.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/assistant-who-allowed-offside-liverpool-13968452
Time to print up some t-shirts.
Cheers, pal.
This and @Plechazunga 's Berbatov thread are probably the best pieces of work on the forumCheers, pal.
“[22]But the King of the Devil-Worshippers did not tremble: He was crafty, and in his wisdom he sent a madness upon Raphael. [23] Then Raphael became a man who dreams, speaking in tongues and seeing visions.”
Makes me laugh every time.
There’s something new every time.I know this is a common phrase but the timing and the tone of the way it was said, albeit on an internet forum, makes me 100% certain this the guy with the twin necks from the crystanbul gif.
Yes, no you are right. I'm sorry, that's 3 necks. Until next timeThere’s something new every time.
Genius.[22]"But the King of the Devil-Worshippers did not tremble: He was crafty, and in his wisdom he sent a madness upon Raphael. [23] Then Raphael became a man who dreams, speaking in tongues and seeing visions.”
For me this was worse.Same should apply to the linesman who allowed the Origi chance in the final secs
Tis true. Even begrudgingly there were a few saying good finish by Ronaldo for his equalizer. Guess they’re not all complete loons. Just the majority areYeah it's pretty unbelievable. On the other hand, I'm quite surprised at the amount of posters praising Macheda's goal!
Think it’s KeitaFekir?
I wondered which thread you were referring to. Found it after a quick search. Thank you so much for bringing it to my attention. I always thought I was poor at multitasking, but I was dying of laughter while reading it.This and @Plechazunga 's Berbatov thread are probably the best pieces of work on the forum
No fecking way that's real!Not strictly RAWK, but a kopite wrote this on Reddit/soccer post-match thread after Newcastle beat City 10 days ago:
***
I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Rafa Benitez. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him cranking out a paella valenciana, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Rafa. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
I forgot about the Felir saga until I red this thread thoughThink it’s Keita
I forgot about the Felir saga until I red this thread though
OGS trying to have a bet each way here, hoping to stay in the CL and resting some players, but also hoping to win at Fulham and stay in the hunt for next seasons CL.
Quite the conundrum and may well backfire.
Seeing the teams I fancy Fulham to get something
They were my initial thoughts.
.I expect this'll turn out like most other games Man Utd have played recently, getting battered but scraping a victory
How shit are Fulham
Should be 2-0 to them if they knew how to finish
We'd be 2 up already
0-1The number of teams that just completely forget how to shoot in front of the United goal is staggering.
Brilliant keeping that.
I love the way he waved at the ball as it passed him
There's an air of inevitably around them again that had gone under Mourinho.
I agree.
It's practically inevitable we'll burn their dreams at Old Trafford.
Can’t wait until we plays the Mancs. If we are on top form we should beat them by a couple
Lukaku threw a strop when Pogba scores. Look at the replay
This is the best that we can expect today - Mitrovic roughing up a few players.
Mancs celebrating 4th place
Just let him stroll throughOn the plus side at least we know Fulham are 3 guaranteed points for us anyway
Was expecting to see goal of the season there
Fulham are shite. They are down with Huddersfield.
Some real shite in this league isn’t there
Yeah but to be fair to them, they're winning 2-0.
Each passing week looks worse for Mourinho. Paid off a couple of million for being utter shite. Football is mad.
Means Chelsea drop out of the top 4, maybe will help make hazard and the rest of them up their game a bit
What happened to Lukaku? Is it just the unflattering kit or has he put on about 8 stone?
the camera add 10 pounds
What about the other 50?
The Saving grace here is the utter humiliation of Mourinho gets bigger and bigger
Say what you want but they’re decent now. Play expansive attacking football
It’s also a huge blank mark against these players actually.
would say it’s far worse for Mourinho than the players, and of course there is the relative hilarity of the same people who wanted pogba sold are now up his arse
Interesting to see how they fair next season. How do you not give him the job after the results
Also let’s see how PSG get on with them
Love to know Maureen’s thoughts
Is it just me or does Neville big up every single thing Pogba does?!
"Oh he's made a really good cup of tea there, he really has. That's a world class brew!"
Didn't he want Pogba out on Twitter?
yeah, seem to remember that. Should be on his knees praising him now
Was hoping ole had a nightmare ‘rest of the season’ so de gea, Pogba, martial wanted to move on and no one decent wanted to join them. Hopefully my dream comes true
Still think city, ourselves and Chelsea are a more attractive proposal
Singing murderers again. Classy. Not sure how they get away with that.
United fans classy as always, chanting murderers at Ryan Babel.
Just after the anniversary of the Munich tragedy as well, absolute scumbags.
Hahah refs determined to give Lukaku his goal
That was soft. Salah wouldn't get that.
love for AnderSoft ?
That’s overturned on VAR
Ridiculous decision
If Herreras in a 50/50 it’s in built in his head to pullout last minute and play act
He’s an absolute disgrace
ref chatRemember going mental last year when Bobby pushed him in the chest and he fell over rolling round holding his face like he'd been punched. Total bellend.
Oliver is our only hope of getting any sort of decision v these. Will be a shambles if he's not the ref.
It’ll be taylor/Atkinson and they’ll get a late pen
Can't be Taylor as he's reffing us today
Atkinson would be terrible though
Nailed on it will be him.
He's Brazil's first choice goalkeeper for a reason. Watch more football.Wtf is with this high rating of this new keeper. He's done nothing but look dodgy as hell (beyond mostly run of the mill performances).
I would say this guy is pretty spot on though.would say it’s far worse for Mourinho than the players, and of course there is the relative hilarity of the same people who wanted pogba sold are now up his arse
Heysel.What's that about United fans chanting murderers?
I was hoping you wouldn't say that.Heysel.
They did that in the cup and it back fired.Listening to 606 and a scouse fan wants them to field a weakened side against Bayern and keep fresh for the Prem, as the league is much bigger for them.
I would love to see them do that and get knocked out by Bayern. Kills momentum.
Were the United fans actually chanting it?Heysel.
Don't know tbh.Were the United fans actually chanting it?
I never heard it.Were the United fans actually chanting it?
I know, it's hilarious.They did that in the cup and it back fired.
Liverpool are a club with a losers mentality. Sacrificed the cup against Wolves to have a week off, then draw the league fixture.
Got to keep winning. We don't win very often at Old Trafford, but we need to. Someway somehow, we need to.
We don’t need to
Disagree.
We need to win and will go there to win.
Not playing against Mourinho will help as well.
Mathematically no we don't need to, but in terms of confidence and momentum, we absolutely need to.
No we don’t
It’s February. We’ve 11 games after and the absolute worst position we’ll be in after that game is level on points and significantly behind on goal difference. A draw would be absolutely fine.
Haha. Looks like Solskjaer will get United top 4, which means they’ll have to employ him.
More imporatantly for us, he'll have to go all out to try and beat City at Old Trafford if they're still fighting for 4th.
Got 4~4 written all over it
What the feck was Sarri thinking
The amount of Chelsea fans cheering on City is nuts. On social media and even on their own forums loads of them hoping they take even more of a hammering to help City's goal difference. What a sad twisted bunch they are.
So, it's all down to Spurs then when they visit the Etihad. At least one of them will drop points, or maybe even both. The only other fixture on paper where you can possibly see City dropping points in is United at Old Trafford. Of course they may as well drop points again to some shit side like Palace, but at least on paper it looks as though they only have two more difficult matches out of 11 left.
I’m not saying you should do research every time you post....but I dunno, maybe you should? They dropped points to Leicester, Newcastle and Palace and havent to United, Arsenal or Spurs.
The midtable clubs are going to give City a better run for their money. Imagine pinning our hopes on Roy, Dyche and Puel to get something from City