Ashley Young - Captain of Manchester United

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Not that I disagree with the criticism of Young but threads like this rather undermine the point of the performance threads being locked during games.
 

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He's finished.
 

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What a useless football player. Everything he could do wrong he has done so.
 

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What hold does he have on every single fecking manager
 

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Shades of me against decent opponents. Full panic under pressure, awful passing, slow and with zero contribution to the buildup.
 

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He's terrible. His aimless long balls down the channel are sad to watch. He should never start unless there is an injury crisis.
 

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He has to be taken off. Bring Dalot to the right and Martial from the left. When all our players are giving a good account of themselves, he is standing out as far worse than a sore thumb.
 

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He’s been unbelievably useless tonight, making his form over last 10 games look like he’s played well

Get him off at half time Ole...please
 

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When we find any decent right back that is at least championship level our defence will look at least two levels better. What a terrible player he is. I hated his game when he was in tol form as a winger, and there is no words to explain what I feel about if 9 years later when is playing as a semi retired fullback.
 

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Honestly I am sick watching him play for us every single week. Kinda hope he gets a red card in 95th min.
 

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I still think that bird crap incident is haunting him you know. You’d all be terrified to be outside after that. The fear of it happening again is clearly affecting him and has done ever since.
 

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Its quite strange how bad he is at crossing these days. How is it possible?
 

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What hold does he have on every single fecking manager
A infographic showing how he's a better player than Valencia.

I really dislike Young, I really do, but the problem was we signed a teenager who wasn't ready for the first team last season rather than replacing either of the failed wingers when the writing was on the wall.
 

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The annoying thing is, Dalot could be moved to RB and Lingard or Martial could be on the pitch instead of Young.

The management need to take some blame for this as Young doesn’t pick the team.
 

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Let's be honest, we all know he's shite but we'll just have to endure these performances until the end of the season. It doesn't make it any more bearable though as I know he'll be useless in possession or off the ball but its still infuriating.
 

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Small time player in a big match. His 'cross' to Lukaku I wide open space, was something not even an amateur footballer would do.
 

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What hold does he have on every single fecking manager
I think it's because he looks (from a football standpoint) and moves cool. He tricks you into thinking he is better then he is. He's also quite vocal just like a true captain. Oscar nomination incoming?
 

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Great job closing the the player performances threads.
 

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Can’t believe we’re still playing this donkey at right back.
 

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When was he ever good?

He came here as a winger and failed massively partly because his crossing was shit.
I remember him being an absolute cnut whenever we played Villa. And that's when we had Vidic and Ferdinand. I mean, he goes through periods where his crossing is spot on (not recently, granted), but then there's times (like this first half) where it doesnt look like he's ever attempted it in his life.