RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 20-18/19 Edition

[Cal?]

To this day, I am convinced he did this on purpose. There is no other explanation.

I'm sure he did

 

[calodo2003]

That "Mancunian Candidate" comment is actually quite smart for RAWK.

They must have seen it somewhere and copied it.

They definitely stole it from somewhere.

 

[OldRed1]

They’d say the same about Pochettino or whoever else we appointed. They say we’re shit when we’re good. There has never been anything positive said about Utd over there. It’s not a discussion forum it’s a Liverpool FC propaganda machine. At RAWK, Liverpool are always the best team with the best players who get done over by the refs. Utd are always shit. Always. Even in 2008 after Moscow we were “shit” despite winning the double. Scholes was overrated. Allison is better than De Gea. Klopp is the best manager in the world despite only winning two titles in a shite German league. Giggs was crap. Evra was a liar. Fergie was an average manager who brainwashed refs and the media into letting us win. All Utd fans come from London despite tonnes of 1980s glory hunting scouse cnuts being from Basildon and Oslo. Look at our very own forums, do we actually have a Liverpool fan that’s from Liverpool?

They’re a cult, they’re insecure mentalists over there. The whole of the footballing side of the internet laughs at rawk, even the Liverpool sites.

Always, always take their ‘opinion’ with a huge pinch of salt. They’re incapable of saying anything positive about Utd because the mods will ban them.

Funnily enough thay were exactly like that in the '60s and there was no such thing as RAWK in those days. Always the victim when they lost.

 

[Fener1907]

To this day, I am convinced he did this on purpose. There is no other explanation.

I'd be convinced too if he didn't have history. Did the same thing against France at Euro 2004, putting Henry through to win a penalty. If that wasn't bad enough, he somehow managed to do it again two years later against the very same player, giving Henry the ball at 1-1. No idea if he did it at any other point.

 

[Stookie]

I'd be convinced too if he didn't have history. Did the same thing against France at Euro 2004, putting Henry through to win a penalty. If that wasn't bad enough, he somehow managed to do it again two years later against the very same player, giving Henry the ball at 1-1. No idea if he did it at any other point.

Didn’t he manage to do it against Uruguay in the World Cup? tried some sort of header back to the keeper o my for Suarez to run on to it and score? Or am I imagining that?

 

[Fener1907]

Didn’t he manage to do it against Uruguay in the World Cup? tried some sort of header back to the keeper o my for Suarez to run on to it and score? Or am I imagining that?

Had a look and saw that England played Uruguay in 2014 (literally had no idea that game happened) and then found a Telegraph article from around the same time about how Gerrard "laid on" both goals, but all I see is Cavani having a hand in both (cross for the first and flicked it on for the second). If that is the same game, lord knows what that Telegraph journalist was smoking.

 

[big rons sovereign]

Had a look and saw that England played Uruguay in 2014 (literally had no idea that game happened) and then found a Telegraph article from around the same time about how Gerrard "laid on" both goals, but all I see is Cavani having a hand in both (cross for the first and flicked it on for the second). If that is the same game, lord knows what that Telegraph journalist was smoking.

It happened. One he played it on for Suarez and the other he basically let them run through midfield without a challenge.

 

[marukomu]

To this day, I am convinced he did this on purpose. There is no other explanation.

My memory is bad these days, but didn't he gift Henry a similar 'goal' to help Arsenal as well?

 

[clarkydaz]

Didn’t he manage to do it against Uruguay in the World Cup? tried some sort of header back to the keeper o my for Suarez to run on to it and score? Or am I imagining that?

Yep, he was our captain trying to play the Pirlo role, and was one of, if not our worst players. Seems to be a trend in recent years

 

[Fener1907]

It happened. One he played it on for Suarez and the other he basically let them run through midfield without a challenge.

But I don't think he "laid on" either goal like he did for Drogba or Henry. We were looking for examples of that, so putting either one of those up there with his shite back passes seems like a bit of a stretch.

 

[matherto]

Yes, hiring the second best manager in the world really suggested he wouldn’t be a success.

When did we do that?

 

[big rons sovereign]

But I don't think he "laid on" either goal like he did for Drogba or Henry. We were looking for examples of that, so putting either one of those up there with his shite back passes seems like a bit of a stretch.

He's a shitbag, and any excuse to put the boot in I'll gleefully accept. The first can be put down to maybe Suarez giving a shout (it happens) but the second was just ridiculous.

 

[Fener1907]

He's a shitbag, and any excuse to put the boot in I'll gleefully accept. The first can be put down to maybe Suarez giving a shout (it happens) but the second was just ridiculous.

Literally think I'm not thinking of the same game. However it happened, England lost that day and all was well in the world.

Besides, don't like the guy myself because he always came across as a bit small-time. I'll be the same and hope his Rangers side get walloped by Celtic tomorrow.

 

[Josep Dowling]

When did we do that?

There are quite a few Mourinho critics on here, but you can’t deny his success. Easily the second most successful manager actively working now.

 

[VeevaVee]

All Utd fans come from London despite tonnes of 1980s glory hunting scouse cnuts being from Basildon and Oslo. Look at our very own forums, do we actually have a Liverpool fan that’s from Liverpool?

This part is hilarious to me. I went to uni in Liverpool. My flatmate was from Watford, supported Liverpool, and tried to give me stick about this
I couldn't believe it.

 

[SteveJ]

On Barca:

We will take this nothing club apart. A load of scrubs propped up by the GOAT.

They're made for us. We're all consumed by winning the league of course, but what a chance we have to reach another CL final.

 

[VeevaVee]

They really think they're the best in the world.

 

[Needham]

To this day, I am convinced he did this on purpose. There is no other explanation.

If so the karma was fierce when he slipped against the same club having the same effect on his own teams title hopes.

 

[Sandikan]

This part is hilarious to me. I went to uni in Liverpool. My flatmate was from Watford, supported Liverpool, and tried to give me stick about this
I couldn't believe it.

A guy i know who is 28 now was trying to argue the other day that him supporting liverpool wasn't glory hunting (lives 200miles away....never been to a game), as they haven't won the league in his lifetime.

Ignoring that they were by far the most successful team when he started supporting them.
Oh. It was following his uncle apparently!

 

[Ban]

Barca a nothing club.

 

[Mrdan1709]

They really think they're the best in the world.

Well they are certainly a lot better than us and capable of beating any team in the world.

 

[montpelier]

Well they are certainly a lot better than us and capable of beating any team in the world.

Go away before you get thread banhammered for several hours. We are merciless in the face of realism and things we don't want to read.

 

[Trizy]

Barca a nothing club.

What the feck

I've read some terribly deluded shite over on Rawk but calling Barcelona a nothing club just takes the piss. I obviously don't have to get into why Barcelona is 10 times the size of Liverpool but this state should just show the difference.

Past 20 years trophy count:

Barcelona - 36 (11 league titles, 4 CL) Treble x2.
Liverpool - 9 (0 league, 1 CL)


I've added another league title and Cup Del Ray (final vs Valencia) to the above numbers because they're clearly gonna win both.

 

[Suedesi]

Klopp is like the antithesis of pep. When pep sees klopp he see's the man he always wanted to be. Before his soul was Blackened by greed and oil. A man with charisma, charm, joy, fun, loyalty, respect and mostly importantly...a full head of beautiful, luscious hair.

beautiful, luscious, transplanted hair.

 

[sugar_kane]

Barca a nothing club.

Menos Que Un Club

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

On Barca:

Are they calling their former player a scrub?

 

[SteveJ]

Liverpool v Porto preview

And so another European semi-final beckons for Liverpool, a third in four years under Jürgen Klopp if it comes to that. Another layer of prestige, another potent dose of relevance waiting to be bestowed upon this football club of the most glittering global repute, and with it the chance to turn heads once again, to make the next Alisson Becker or Virgil Van Dijk think “yeah, I’ll have some of that please.” And I ask you, friends: who could blame them?

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=342572.0

 

[Ban]

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=342572.0

Seriously what is wrong with those people?

 

[big rons sovereign]

Seriously what is wrong with those people?

I've been harassing some scousers on twitter about Salah avoiding a red.
I'm apparently 10 years old and have no right to speak after I referred to the ground as 'scamfield' another guy claims I'm just showing malice towards Saint Salah for pointing out he almost broke a guys leg, and another one reckons that scousers hate the English.
Mental, they're mental.

 

[Ban]

I've been harassing some scousers on twitter about Salah avoiding a red.
I'm apparently 10 years old and have no right to speak after I referred to the ground as 'scamfield' another guy claims I'm just showing malice towards Saint Salah for pointing out he almost broke a guys leg, and another one reckons that scousers hate the English.
Mental, they're mental.

 They're a cult.

 

[clarkydaz]

Scamfield

 

[big rons sovereign]

Scamfield

Yeah, puerile I know, but it got em goin

 

[big rons sovereign]

 They're a cult.

They certainly seem to have drank the koolaid.
Dammit, I'm outta posts.
Suppose I'll do some work then.

 

[SteveJ]

Inevitably, Rafa makes a guest appearance in Brokeback Mountain the Liverpool v Chelsea match preview:

We were managed by a humble and classy Spaniard who became one of us. His wife and kids remaining on Merseyside long after he had been shafted by the two cowboys.

The redmen are coming up the hill

F*cking hell, not a-bloody-gain...

And even more inevitably, the poetry:

T'was the night before Chelsea,
And all round the land,
True reds were stirring,
No mightier band!

The scarves were hung by the front door, with care,
With prayers that Madrid, we would be there.
The Kopites not resting, tossing in bed,
While visions of Glory ran through their heads.

And Ma in her red top, and I in my cap,
Much too restless for a Champions League nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window, I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and ruby red sash.

The spring sun setting with a red delight glow,
Hinted and promised of the 'morrow we'd know.

When what to my wandering eyes should appear,
But a Liver Bird, with disciples at rear!
Whose little old leader so lively, so quick,
I knew in a moment was Shankly, to wit.

And out of his mouth, the legends they came,
And he whistled and shouted as he called them by name.
"Now Paisley, Now Fagan, Now Liddell, Now Scott.
Oh Stubbins and Emlyn, those Kings of the Kop!"

"We are the red men, the Kings of them all!
The Chelsea, The Chelsea, The Chelsea will fall!"
As footsteps that walk while the hurricane flys,
Never alone, under golden skies.

So up to the heavens, the legends they flew,
With arms full of trophies, and Shankly with two!
And then in an instant, I heard on the roof,
The dancing and calling of someone aloof.

As I waved with each hand, my mood of astound,
Then down the chimney Billy Shankly abounds!
Dressed in his bestest, from his head to his foot,
His clothes, all a gleaming, a heavenly cut!

A sack full of medals was flung on his back,
And one blue and empty for what Everton lacked!

His eyes- how they twinkled, his smile so merry,
His cheeks red like roses, off the Merseyside ferry.

He looked happy and gleeful and pleased with himself,
A tear when I saw him, inspite of myself.

A wink of his eye, and a nod of his head,
Soon I was sure I had nothing to dread.

He said not a word, but spoke straight form heaven.
And emptied his stocking : medals, F.A., Eleven!

And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod up the chimney he rose.

He called to the legends, to his team gave a whistle,
And gone this Scot rose, though man made of thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, as he rose out of sight,
"The Chelsea will fall! For all reds- a good night!"

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https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=342602.0

 

[Roosney]

Funnily enough thay were exactly like that in the '60s and there was no such thing as RAWK in those days. Always the victim when they lost.

Oh you're Jonno's cousin and talking about 1860s.

 

[montpelier]

And even more inevitably, the poetry:

''PleaseKillMe'' is certainly ticking all the boxes there.

 

[Raw]

They're so fecking weird.

 

[montpelier]

Can we have one from here - .

...the defender slid into his studs

I'm beginning to seriously wonder about this place, and I'm not great at times.

 

[RedfromIreland]

These people can’t be real.

 

[marukomu]

'Twas the night before the Chelsea
Redman across the land
Scrambled to get a ticket
Fresh giro in their hand

Our greats like Rush and Keegan
and our goalkeeper Clem
And what about our Stevie
Who never won the Prem

With true scouse cheer
and crates of beer
and plenty bins to dip
We're gonna win the league, La
This doesn't fecking slip.