RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 20-18/19 Edition

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Inevitably, Rafa makes a guest appearance in Brokeback Mountain the Liverpool v Chelsea match preview:


F*cking hell, not a-bloody-gain...

And even more inevitably, the poetry:
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https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=342602.0

that poetry......now imagine the summer if Liverpool actually win the league

 

[SteveJ]

that poetry......now imagine the summer if Liverpool actually win the league

Hopefully, Klopp will end up like the Ancient Mariner; he's halfway there already.

 

[Random Task]

Inevitably, Rafa makes a guest appearance in Brokeback Mountain the Liverpool v Chelsea match preview:


F*cking hell, not a-bloody-gain...

And even more inevitably, the poetry:
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https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=342602.0

Santa is a Liverpool fan?

Yeah, that hurts.

 

[Rob67]

City should just give up. It's over. The title is theirs.
Check this beauty out...

When we beat Chelsea , we’ll have won the war . City will drop points we won’t .

This game on Sunday is for Tommy Smith , Sean Cox , Righting Gerrards slip , Getting one over OGS’s master in hiding , Fergie is crap at hiding we all see the red nose .

This month is for our 96 . Their April looking down on their reds .

 

[horsechoker]

'Twas the night before the Chelsea
Redman across the land
Scrambled to get a ticket
Fresh giro in their hand

Our greats like Rush and Keegan
and our goalkeeper Clem
And what about our Stevie
Who never won the Prem

With true scouse cheer
and crates of beer
and plenty bins to dip
We're gonna win the league, La
This doesn't fecking slip.

 

[golden_blunder]

'Twas the night before the Chelsea
Redman across the land
Scrambled to get a ticket
Fresh giro in their hand

Our greats like Rush and Keegan
and our goalkeeper Clem
And what about our Stevie
Who never won the Prem

With true scouse cheer
and crates of beer
and plenty bins to dip
We're gonna win the league, La
This doesn't fecking slip.

 

[montpelier]

'Twas the night before the Chelsea
Redman across the land
Scrambled to get a ticket
Fresh giro in their hand

Our greats like Rush and Keegan
and our goalkeeper Clem
And what about our Stevie
Who never won the Prem

With true scouse cheer
and crates of beer
and plenty bins to dip
We're gonna win the league, La
This doesn't fecking slip.

Harsh, but beautiful.

 

[Vadim]

'Twas the night before the Chelsea
Redman across the land
Scrambled to get a ticket
Fresh giro in their hand

Our greats like Rush and Keegan
and our goalkeeper Clem
And what about our Stevie
Who never won the Prem

With true scouse cheer
and crates of beer
and plenty bins to dip
We're gonna win the league, La
This doesn't fecking slip.

 

[Grylte]

Really hope this thread explodes in a months time, and wins thread of the year award.

 

[MrMarcello]

What is the 'la' bit I see frequently following stuff like "five times, la" and whatnot?

 

[Paolo Di Canio]

What is the 'la' bit I see frequently following stuff like "five times, la" and whatnot?

Scouse i presume, disgusting accent on blokes. Quite hot on women

 

[SteveJ]

Tiger Feat:

It's great to see him come back and achieve such a feet.

 

[The Nani]

Tiger Feat:

That scouse pension for eloquence.

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[Sassy Colin]

Nearly got me

 

[Josh 76]

Just been reading some of their threads on how Utd will play against City. It's fecking hilarious.
One of many that stands out.
Players will lose 25% of their salaries if they don't make to 4 , so will want to beat City.

They are all so relying on us to help them win the league.

 

[GaryLifo]

A snide backpass to Aguero from Pogba would be the best kind of justice in this game.

We still remember it Stevie G. We know you did it on purpose and we know why you did it. There can be no complaints if one of ours was to go down the same dark path. It would be Karma.

 

[horsechoker]

A snide backpass to Aguero from Pogba would be the best kind of justice in this game.

We still remember it Stevie G. We know you did it on purpose and we know why you did it. There can be no complaints if one of ours was to go down the same dark path. It would be Karma.

Pogba slips and City score a winner. Although it would make us look stupid if we miss top 4 because of it.

 

[2cents]

A snide backpass to Aguero from Pogba would be the best kind of justice in this game.

We still remember it Stevie G. We know you did it on purpose and we know why you did it. There can be no complaints if one of ours was to go down the same dark path. It would be Karma.

On the other hand Liverpool beat Blackburn for us on the last day in 1995. Unfortunately we couldn't take full advantage.

 

[GaryLifo]

On the other hand Liverpool beat Blackburn for us on the last day in 1995. Unfortunately we couldn't take full advantage.

I suspect had we been leading at half time that game would have ended very differently. We'll never know.

 

[GaryLifo]

Pogba slips and City score a winner. Although it would make us look stupid if we miss top 4 because of it.

I could live with no top 4 as long as they don't win the league.

Not as if we are going to win the CL next season anyway is it?

 

[horsechoker]

I could live with no top 4 as long as they don't win the league.

Not as if we are going to win the CL next season anyway is it?

Next year is our year

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Damn. That was the game they were most likely to drop points in.

Gary neville literally has man city cock and balls in his mouth. All the way in his mouth.

Honestly hope Chelsea and Arsenal grab the two other top 4 spots.

feck Spurs. Absolute bottlers.

Chill people, they will drop points somewhere. Today showed their desperation, the multiple dives when they couldn't add to their score, their screaming at the ref's for every little decision. If I was Guardiola I'd be wondering about some of their players.

So they wasted 3min of dealing with sterlings crap and then didn’t add any more extra time?

Wtf?!?

Relying on Utd. Argh.

No chance. They’re shite. City will hammer them.

keep the faith lads.

Ole's at the wheel remember.

If they make it past United it’s done

Such a soulless club. Why any neutral would want them to win the league is beyond me.

Now have to win and watch Ole at the wheel on Wednesday.

City must win at Old Trafford.

Which they will. With a goal within the first 5 minutes that will go unanswered.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Can't book Sterling now he's become Britain's answer to Martin Luther King in the last couple of months.

He's had some unfair shit from the tabloids in the past but it doesn't change that he's an absolute rat. Bernardo Silva also fits the rat description nicely. Had about 5 attempts at kicking Rose as hard as he could, bounced off him each time and tried claiming a foul.

 

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[No Idea For Nickname]

everybody hates them

Teams aren't even trying to beat them i think it's over. Iv'e never seen the the likes of the lack of effort from teams playing them over the last few weeks in my life, it's almost like they just don't want us winning the league.

I'm getting that vibe as well, can't remember the last side that really tried against them in the League.

Depressing.

It was Newcastle, managed by a man who most definitely would prefer us to win it.

Maybe Rodgers can get his players worked up for their game.

Spurs played today like those fellas you see staggering around with a silver sheet on their shoulders after running a marathon. Including the subs who only played 20 odd minutes. Absolutely feeble effort.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

this is so funny, and yet very depressing

Good God we’re counting on Smalling, Jones, Young and co to do us a favour.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

how may they have?

That’s 10 wins on trot from city

14 has been done how many times?

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

this is so funny, and yet very depressing

funny enough, Man Utd fans have been saying the same thing for months

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

As i say, Foden, fecking Phil Foden. Thats their Macheda moment.

 

[Mike Smalling]

everybody hates them

Bizarre comments given that Spurs have it all to play for to ensure their top four spot. Even a single point would have been massive for them in this game. But of course it's all a plot against Liverpool

 

[paulscholes18]

funny enough, Man Utd fans have been saying the same thing for months

Years more like

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Got to beat Cardiff then see how it pans out at Old Trafford. They win there and it's unlikely we'll win the title, but still not over. It's all about having as much of a chance as we can now. Which is why (other than tomorrow) I want Cardiff to win games. Make Brighton go into that last game needing something.

I want Cardiff to win game too! Tomorrow.

I'm starting to get that 2009 feeling about this.

Today was their United 5 Spurs 2 moment.

Today was their United/Spurs moment, Macheda moment, Michael Thomas moment, Gordon Banks vs Pele moment and Sylvain Wilford moment all rolled into one.

Our players must have given it up

They looked fit, slick and happy.

huh

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

God if Fred gets a goal to take some points off them I'll get a picture of Fred the Red tattooed on my cock.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Game should have been a draw.

United are shit but it’s a derby.

I've said it before but our beloved Brendan will play a huge role in this title run-in.

beloved...

Jesus Spurs have lost their last 8 domestic away games going back to Jan

We expected something today

Mind you Kane was playing in 7 of those. Better without him

Hope they keep it like that.

United 14/3 at home to city

If that isn’t the Highest price they’ve ever been domestically I dont know what would be

 

[Jazz]

I love that! Hope we beat City and he has to do it

 

[icehole]

I love that! Hope we beat City and he has to do it

Meh. He's a 'pool fan. Probably speaking of his pet chicken.

 

[Jazz]

Meh. He's a 'pool fan. Probably speaking of his pet chicken.

 

[SteveJ]

it's almost like they just don't want us winning the league.

"Are we the baddies?"

 

[Red For Ever]

Scouse i presume, disgusting accent on blokes. Quite hot on women

Nobody sounds hot when finishing a sentence with, La

I think it comes from HERE
Its a reference to the origins of Liverpool fans

A soft Scouse accent sounds good on women, a strong one sounds rough.

Best of all accents for women has to be a soft Irish accent

 

[Nick7]

Nobody sounds hot when finishing a sentence with, La

A soft Scouse accent sounds good on women, a strong one sounds rough.

Best of all accents for women has to be a soft Irish accent

There's a lot of different Irish accents.