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Bubz27

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Some other guy said AWB's agent is at Carrington and Wan Bissaka himself might be at Carrington.

Then Spoof confirmed it so it went gospel.
 

Rozay

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So the Max Aarons talk could have forced palace hand
Or these guys on the internet who live in, I dunno, Walton-on-Thames could actually know nothing and just be talking rubbish.
 

AltiUn

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Some other guy said AWB's agent is at Carrington and Wan Bissaka himself might be at Carrington.

Then Spoof confirmed it so it went gospel.
I don't think even Sky would miss Wan-Bissaka actually being at Carrington :lol: I wonder what the ITK's will say tomorrow if reports come out that we're still too far apart in our valuations :rolleyes:
 

lysglimt

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Well $53M for AWB is quite specific, so will be a good indicator
So if he had written about £50 million, you wouldnt have believed it ? Too bad for him that he didn't write £53.45 million - then surely you would have had to believe it since it was so specific :)
 

limerickcitykid

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Well $53M for AWB is quite specific, so will be a good indicator
Transfer fees are never disclosed so they'll never be a way to prove it and he'll just shift the goal posts like everything else he has claimed which never happened. He hasn't called a single thing correct and at this point is just following the media.

By his own admission the only things he's called correct are:
  1. Gribbin news which we already knew 5 months previous
  2. Rojo staying and becoming a CDM which he apparently now says might leave
  3. And the academy increasing spend because we've signed a Dutch kid which we've done every summer for god knows how many years.
 

mu4c_20le

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If this one doesnt come off he should do the honourable thing and step down
 

kirk buttercup

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Do people actually believe this or is it a bit of a laugh at what's probably a spotty teen in his bedroom pretending he's ITK between games of Fifa and a Tommy tank ?
 

jesperjaap

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The thing with all these internet in the knows you have to ask yourself is when did any of them ever talk of us in advance of signing the surprise signings we have made such as Bailly, Bebe and similar signings, as I have never seen such claims ever. They are all just playing hunches based on what they see in the press and presenting supposed facts or knowledge in a powerful way like they are some kind of weird nonsexual football dom or something. Can be fun reading some of them, but seriously dont buy into any of the twaddle. Anybody could make ten predictions on who we will sign this summer and probably get a couple right
 

Paxi

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What the feck does unlikely/maybe? Isn’t that like an oxymoron?
 

chb23

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No, more specific details generally mean you know more about something. I'm not saying he is right btw, just saying this will be a good litmus.

Also if it's not $53M but AWB signed still then it's still good litmus. Because yes, figures change in reporting all the time so we will rarely ever know.
 

ayushreddevil9

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I actually went to Reddit looking at fools praising the itks. I feel i have wasted 10 minutes of my birthday
 

Cliche Guevara

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No, more specific details generally mean you know more about something. I'm not saying he is right btw, just saying this will be a good litmus.

Also if it's not $53M but AWB signed still then it's still good litmus. Because yes, figures change in reporting all the time so we will rarely ever know.
Come on mate, wise up. Nothing is a good litmus test same as last four weeks hasn’t been a litmus test. Other than nothing anyone has said has been correct .

Wan Bissaka will probably sign for United soon. Probably for around £50m. Dates can change. Fees can change. Transfers can collapse at any point so it could still fall through:

There you go, ITK.
 

Bubz27

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So De Ligt has gone AWOL, Ed himself (maybe, maybe someone else) has gone straight to Barca and asked them what's going on. Barca said we were going to ask you the same thing.

And now they're speculating that a potential takeover might mean our business is done after James, AWB and Rabiot. And maybe Maguire.

Yep.
 

tenpoless

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A player who has a contract "stays unless he asks to go" during a transfer window.

Holy shit batman. Spoofex you're a fecking genius. 200 IQ.
 

GDaly95

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I think Spoof is a good fake ITK.

He said AWB was done but stressed he didn't know when the announcement was going to be - a few minutes later he said he thinks AWB flies abroad with the U21's today.

So technically, he can hide behind that fact as to why the announcement hasn't been made yet he still has a decent amount of time for the deal to actually get done in the meantime. Clever enough like.