Neymar on the move?

Eddy_JukeZ

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If Neymar (Crymar) is available, lets get him for any amount. He will have a similar impact to our team as Suarez in Liverpool some years back. Despicable behaviour but among the top 3/4 players in the world today and even better than Hazard.
There is no way he'd come here.

We're playing in the Europa League with an unproven manager.
 

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If there is even a chance that he'd come here then just do it.

I want some excitement back, even if it's fleeting and he's a massive twat.
 

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This poem is called "Neymar"

Hello cause of my libido

As I clasp my hands and mourn
don't weep for me
the shadows are my only companion
I am but a lost soul
your feelings washed away by the years
for the hopelessness eats away

For I may never make it through
because of my libido
very good!, I am also preparing one for Mbappé
 

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Neymar to Barca for 80M+Umitti+Rakatic+Dembele, If we add all together it is almost 250 millions.

Looks like PSG are getting a good deal here?
 

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Neymar to Barca for 80M+Umitti+Rakatic+Dembele, If we add all together it is almost 250 millions.

Looks like PSG are getting a good deal here?
That's the rumour then? Those kinds of deals only happen on computer games.

And if Umtiti's going then De Ligt's a must for Barcelona.
 
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This poem is called "Neymar"

Hello cause of my libido

As I clasp my hands and mourn
don't weep for me
the shadows are my only companion
I am but a lost soul
your feelings washed away by the years
for the hopelessness eats away

For I may never make it through
because of my libido
Nice. He can read it out at his unveiling video; Neymar on a club stage with a lone, weak light focussed on him, one hand on the mic, his head lowered, semi-veiled by darkness before he looks up at the camera, face now in view, and starts the poem.
 

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Wasn't Barcelona's problem the lack quality behind the original front 3 of Neymar-Messi-Suarez? That the team and the overall system was very unbalanced?

So if they spend all their money on a high profile front 3 with the likes of an ageing Busquets and Rakatic behind them, wouldn't they just have the same problems they've had before?
 

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Wasn't Barcelona's problem the lack quality behind the original front 3 of Neymar-Messi-Suarez? That the team and the overall system was very unbalanced?

So if they spend all their money on a high profile front 3 with the likes of an ageing Busquets and Rakatic behind them, wouldn't they just have the same problems they've had before?
They have De Jong and Arthur in the side now
 

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Coutinho, Griezmann, Neymar... all acted up prior to reported moves to Barcelona. I thought if they were signing Griezmann, they wouldn't be signing Neymar too but guess this indicates otherwise. Neymar, Griezmann, Messi would be an insane front three.
 

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Probably still crying that Brazil won Copa yesterday without his stupid face and shit showboating. Or perhaps they've won it due to lack of all that.
 

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Coutinho, Griezmann, Neymar... all acted up prior to reported moves to Barcelona. I thought if they were signing Griezmann, they wouldn't be signing Neymar too but guess this indicates otherwise. Neymar, Griezmann, Messi would be an insane front three.
Dembele too and I think he was the worst.
 

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At least our players who want to move aren't behaving like this. And hopefully they don't resort to this sort of tactic.
 

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Coutinho, Griezmann, Neymar... all acted up prior to reported moves to Barcelona. I thought if they were signing Griezmann, they wouldn't be signing Neymar too but guess this indicates otherwise. Neymar, Griezmann, Messi would be an insane front three.
Like a lesser version of Messi, Neymar, Suarez.

But yeah, still insane.
 

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This is why I've never wanted him near this club. He's a diva who turns into a nightmare when he doesn't get what he wants, but he doesn't have the trophy cabinet or ability to single-handedly elevate a team to contender status to justify putting up with his antics.
 

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Wouldn't want Neymar or Griezmann anywhere near my club.
 

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I'm not sure if it means anything special, South Americans have often been late with PSG, Cavani and Lavezzi being examples.
 

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Absolute clown of a guy, would rather see Lingard get a lifetime contract here.
Funny thing is that he isn’t even that good, certainly not as good as he thinks he is.

Not a patch on other Brazilian “stars” I’ve seen over the years (Rivaldo, Romario, let alone Ronaldinho or R9).

What about Icardi?
Oh hell no.
 

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"Action will be taken" says PSG. Won't get his annual holiday for his sisters B'day approved?
It's a breach of contract, if he keeps it up PSG could sue him for it and that could well be the end of his career considering his contract runs out in 2022, when he'll be 30 coming off 3 seasons of inactivity

This is all so stupid honestly. PSG made it clear they aren't going to keep players against their will anymore. This isn't going to make them more willing to negotiate a sale :lol:

Honestly, if i were Floren i'd take him off their hands if they promise to sell us Mbappé next year or the year after(whenever he wants the move anyways) for a "reasonable" sum :D
 

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At least our players who want to move aren't behaving like this. And hopefully they don't resort to this sort of tactic.
The simple answer is we aren't barcelona :D
 

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Pretty predictable there would be a fall out between Neymar and PSG. I'm loving it. A bit of entertainment to take one's mind off the negativity around United.

Getting my popcorn out for this:drool:
 

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What a diva, couldn't happen to a nicer club. But this is extremely unprofessional on his part. Hope PSG sue him or let him rot on the bench.

If he really is off to Barca, then surely they'll win the league? Messi, Neymar, Griezmann and Suarez as backup. What a frontline that is!
 

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We don’t have to worry about that. I’m sure the feeling is mutual.
Oh no doubt. Even when he first moved to Barca I never got the sense he would give us a second thought - and that was before our club turned into a dumpster fire.
 

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And now Neymar's camp saying PSG was informed of it

Ooooh boy, this is gonna be good :lol::lol::lol:

Until he ends up at Barcelona, then it's going to be a nightmare :(
 

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What a diva, couldn't happen to a nicer club. But this is extremely unprofessional on his part. Hope PSG sue him or let him rot on the bench.

If he really is off to Barca, then surely they'll win the league? Messi, Neymar, Griezmann and Suarez as backup. What a frontline that is!
I think Neymar has messed with the wrong club.... can't wait for more drama!