What’s with James Garner’s hair and how should he style it to make him more believable as a football

Tomuś

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I love how messy it gets everytime there's some wind on. Proper teenager.;)
 

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Maybe if Garner spent less time on his football and more time on his hair he wouldn’t be such an embarrassment.
 

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I think it's pretty clear he'll never make it as a pro-footballer unless he gets a perm. It's the haircut of choice for the extremely determined and classy individual.
 

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Will have to wait until his first £80k/pw contract, then he can afford a haircut in central Manchester.
 

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looks like he uses the same barber as Gary Nev. I just hope that he doesn't go all big time next season if he breaks into the 1st team and goes man bun.
 

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We could always do with another afro and see defenders get confused between him and Chong.
 

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Was afflicted with the same sort of hair - fairly high hairline, and sweeping fringe. Ok in day to day wandering around, but totally impossible to manage in sporting action, so you always look an unkempt animal in shots.

Only thing for it is trimming it pretty short.
 

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His hairdresser should be sacked and deported from Manchester now.
 

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He would be more believeable as a football if his hair was shaved in little five sided segments