Ben Yedder | Monaco set to activate release clause?

Garethw

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Hopefully we keep well clear. Showing up for pre season in that shape shows a massive lack of professionalism.
 

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Maybe Ben Yedder got ill or it's an allergic reaction. It's kind of ridiculous if it was due to negligence and laziness.
 

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He looks like he ate both Rooney and Shaw's offseason programs. :houllier:
 

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If we must sell Lukaku (mistake in my opinion). Would this guy offer much more than Sanchez as a striker?
 

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This was him three days ago. Couldnt have porked out that much in a few days, surely? Has to be the photo angles.
 

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This was him three days ago. Couldnt have porked out that much in a few days, surely? Has to be the photo angles.
So he needs a mobility scooter to move around. Not sure that helps his case.
 

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This was him three days ago. Couldnt have porked out that much in a few days, surely? Has to be the photo angles.
Taco and Burrito apparently isnt a healthy diet. But the Sombrero and those shoes just takes the cake..
 

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He’s already getting into the mindset of being the Lukaku replacement. That’s the kind of dedication we need.
 

Garethw

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He will be back in shape in a month' time.
He shouldn’t have been that out of shape in the first place though.

Another questionable personality that we could do without.
 

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On a positive note, that's probably the worst he'll ever look so every summer from now on we can say he's never looked in better shape(see Rooney's threads from 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, etc.)
 

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In the video that was posted yesterday, you can see he's not fat. Look at 2.03-2.08. That explains the images.

Nothing to worry about guys. :)
 

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He will be back in shape in a month' time.
Lukaku didn’t get back into shape for an entire season. Rooney often had similar issues. Signing a guy who’s getting on for 30 and allows himself to get completely out of shape probably isn’t the best idea.
 

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Ole wanted hungry players so Ben Yedder spent the summer training with the hungriest player in United's history aka Anderson