Mason Mount is a great pornstar pseudonym.
Premier League Gameweek 1 (9th, 10th, 11th August)
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
Agreed. Don't get me wrong, I don't think he's shite. But I don't see him being the saviour of your midfield if you get me. He'll be a good addition but I don't see him fulfilling the promise he had a couple of years back. I don't think he's especially suited to the English game either. He needs the perfect team around him to be that player he threatened to be.
That was a fancy way to get up from the ground. Like Shawn Michaels.
Mount did very well in the Eredivisie during his year at Vitesse. Even rumors about Ajax and PSV wanting him but he went to Derby instead.
Brazzers hype at its finest.
Two very poor starting lineups there, quite depressing to be honest.
I'd agree with that. I reckon he'd need at least 2 or 3 seasons of consistently playing for him to reach the potential he was showing. I don't see him doing much in a one year loan at us.
Newcastle could play this match till the heat death of the universe and still I dont think they would score.
Due to Lampard, right?
Got a feeling Newcastle will finish bottom. Villa looked okay against Spurs and Norwich had at least some sort of threat going forward, even against one of the most solid defences in the league. Newcastle have been shite against the worst defence in the top 8
They look so clueless when they reach the final 3rd
Wang Bissaka
How is Pepe looking?
Leicester haven't done anything of note.
He took one look around the Toyota factory, JCB lakes and Liquid on a Monday night and fecked off Amsterdam.
Almiron looks like Mr Bean. Played like him as well.
Turns out after the initial hype, Almeron is quite shite in the end
PSV and Ajax even more prefer to buy players instead of loaning them. I guess he didnt want to leave Chelsea.
Lampard was a big part of it too. Young English Chelsea midfielder player under Chelsea their best midfielder ever? Ofcourse he went to Derby.
They'll be safe.. comfortably.
Barely been on the ball in fairness. Hasn't really done anything in 10 minutes.
Too soon to say anything. So far a quite outing.
Newcastle are terrible.
Bruce's plan for the season is clearly going to be lump it up to Andy and he'll make summat happen.
Yep, there wasnt a lot in the side to start with, and putting Bruce in charge of it, they have no chance as an attacking force.
You'll know him soon enough
They look lost in the final third. Struggling to break down the Wolves defence.
Thought that was gonna be an own goal from Wolves
Just as I write my last post
it was a good clearance to be fair. Did well to get it out being that off balance.A massively overrated player who on loan at Derby last season.
Such a lack of conviction attacking that free kick.
I've always thought Mason Mount sounds like a great pornstar name.You'll know him soon enough
Edit: and I just saw that someone beat me to that!
Auba is still insanely quick
Arsenal played terribly but the three points is all that matters.
Newcastle were total shit, couldn't create 1 decent attack or display of football.
Tidy road win with a clean sheet, although hard to get excited about that considering how toothless the Geordies are.
Job done
You'll know him soon enough
Jesus that was a shite game. Leicester didn't seem up to much offensively and Wolves need a better striker than Jimenez.
Absolute banter from Ceballos. Kicks the ball away after it goes out then is up to the ref pointing at his wrist for full time
Absolute banter from Ceballos. Kicks the ball away after it goes out then is up to the ref pointing at his wrist for full time
Arsenal were fairly poor but three points on the opening day is always important.
Newcastle might be ok under Bruce.
No idea how there wasn’t a goal in the Leicester Wolves game.
Newcastle might be ok under Bruce.
No idea how there wasn’t a goal in the Leicester Wolves game.