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opopop

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So just to get this right.

He's too shit to start a game for us.

Useless to bring on when looking for a goal.

So his brilliant running is only any good when he is a sub and United are winning?

Excellent stuff


Another thing:
When he took that shot trying to curl it and then immediately started doing a hand signal to show he wanted to curl it more, isn't that the thing you do when you know you did something crap but want to look like you know what you're doing? So he could look like he was thinking "Oh my technique there wasn't quite right" and not just because he's rubbish.
 
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Alemar

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Can we sell Lingard or loan him out? Just in order for OGS to avoid temptation to play him anymore
 

Van Piorsing

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Dead horse of a thread. Next summer this lad should start packing his bags and that's pretty much it.

He's making people who accused him of championship level talking with sense, while Dan James who came from championship looks miles ahead in development without trying.
 

MikeKing

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What an egotistical piece of douchebag of a player. He didn't get to start one game and he had to come on and feel like he'd be the hero. Taking shots outside the box instead of passing to free players in great positions. Such a wasteful player. He doesn't add anything and has regressed beyond acceptance.
 

Winrar

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Why is he still in this club?

And before anyone gives me some smart ass answer, yes, this is a rhetorical question.
 

Sylar

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His touch is as bad as Lukakus. At least Lukaku got goals though.

The most infuriating thing today was his shot when Greenwood was in acres of space. That was just a piss take.

Hes our number 10, but he cant dribble, create, pass, control or score.
So his talent is basically off the ball stuff in running and chasing and pressing.
 

ovoxo

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I honestly think he’ll be gone in a couple of seasons, surely it’s obvious to most that he’s not what we need if we want to get back to challenging.

He did well under Mourinho but he’s never really kicked on which is disappointing.
 

Andersonson

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United fans bashing a player who got a 25mim cameo and did OK. He was the reason we didnt win today?

This thread is so rawkish its unreal. Even our fans have become Liverpool-esque
 

Sylar

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United fans bashing a player who got a 25mim cameo and did OK. He was the reason we didnt win today?

This thread is so rawkish its unreal. Even our fans have become Liverpool-esque
Honest question, what did he do ok?
 

clarkydaz

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I honestly think he’ll be gone in a couple of seasons, surely it’s obvious to most that he’s not what we need if we want to get back to challenging.

He did well under Mourinho but he’s never really kicked on which is disappointing.
supposedly a new deal is in the pipeline
 

Sparky_Hughes

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United fans bashing a player who got a 25mim cameo and did OK. He was the reason we didnt win today?

This thread is so rawkish its unreal. Even our fans have become Liverpool-esque
He didn't do ok, the useless gobshite wasted multiple opportunities to play in teammates in better positions in a an arrogant attempt to grab some glory, he is a useless player, and an irritating twat.he is a shit version of Gerrard, an arrogant deluded weapon who thinks more about himself and his ridiculous brand than doing the damn job properly.
 

Alabaster Codify7

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Bang average player with the attitude of a superstar. I don't really hold it against him, we have rewarded him for being average at best. A top class manager would probably edge him out of the club. He'd struggle to do a job at Brighton.
 

edgecutter

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Look at the adverts for United on by sport, lingard is in them and he emphasises everything that is wrong with us. Average and overpaid.
 

Godfather

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United fans bashing a player who got a 25mim cameo and did OK. He was the reason we didnt win today?

This thread is so rawkish its unreal. Even our fans have become Liverpool-esque
Apart from missing players in way better positions during the crucial time of the game and not being able to control passes to him... The only RAWKISH thing on here is the blind faith some have in our youth products that simply aren't good enough.
 

Joe Cool

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This guy makes the likes of Willian, Iwobi, Lallana, Mkhitaryan (and other millions of bang average players) look like Messi in his prime. Add to this his childlish attitude, social media activity and pretty much everything else about him. Literally every football fan I know hates him with a passion. If somebody would come up with something that could read minds, I can only imagine what is inside Lingard's head...

I think he is that type of guy that makes his girlfriend/wife so ashamed when going out with a group friends. Think we all have that type of dumb friend that makes everybody cringe as soon as he opens his mouth. Truly believe Lingard is that type of guy.
 

Strats

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Went for a run for a hour after the game to calm down. Didn't help. I still despise him.
 

horsechoker

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Didn't he sign a new contract for bug wages not so long ago? It could be another Sanchez like situation if we want to get rid.
 

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United fans bashing a player who got a 25mim cameo and did OK. He was the reason we didnt win today?

This thread is so rawkish its unreal. Even our fans have become Liverpool-esque
He deserves criticism but that doesn’t mean he is the sole reason for our loss today. Don’t create a straw man argument to shield him.

As someone rightly pointed out - the lad is obsessed with himself. Instead of trying to make things happen and contribute, he takes random shots at goal so that he can then point fingers at his critics if his gambit pays off. Lacks maturity and composure, still thinks he is the cool kid in the class while actually his batchmates has passed out of school, completed college, and went off to have successful careers themselves.
 

Djemba-Djemba

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Still waiting for the usual clowns and trolls to come in here after he scores or gets an assist with their usual "Take that haterzzzzz" "class is permanent" bollocks.

If he ever does score and get an assist ever again.
 

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Pogba was also coming into an excellent position. If that was Mata he would have 100% played the ball either to Greenwood or Pogba.
Understandable why he did that. It was nearing the end of the game and someone needed to try something different. Nothing was coming in from the flanks the whole game! If anything I thought the pass to Pogba was the better option but Pogba was coming in from behind him so he wouldn't have been aware enough of the run.
 

Manny

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utterly selfish and self absorbed, if only he had half the talent that he thinks he does.

Bet he spent all week thinking of some moronic celebration if he scored.
Definately. And his social media enablers would have been creaming themselves if he did score
 

ash_86

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It's scandalous that he makes the squad. He will be Ole's downfall if this persists.
 

Santoryo

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So just to get this right.

He's too shit to start a game for us.

Useless to bring on when looking for a goal.

So his brilliant running is only any good when he is a sub and United are winning?

Excellent stuff


Another thing:
When he took that shot trying to curl it and then immediately started doing a hand signal to show he wanted to curl it more, isn't that the thing you do when you know you did something crap but want to look like you know what you're doing? So he could look like he was thinking "Oh my technique there wasn't quite right" and not just because he's rubbish.
:lol:
 
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