His Dad was at Leeds for three years and that was nineteen years ago
And it's Leeds, have you been to Leeds? People don't go out of their way to go to Leeds. If my parents lived there I just wouldn't visit them.
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Erling Haaland / signs for Dortmund
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And it's Leeds, have you been to Leeds? People don't go out of their way to go to Leeds. If my parents lived there I just wouldn't visit them.
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Get in broYou are the Muppet I aim to become man
So probably only the 3 or 4 grandkids?
He's seemingly in Copenhagen.
https://www.aftenbladet.no/sport/i/mRn5G4/solskjr-om-haaland-han-skal-ikke-hit-men-pa-juleferie
https://www.aftenbladet.no/sport/i/mRn5G4/solskjr-om-haaland-han-skal-ikke-hit-men-pa-juleferie
Muppets assemble!
feck Aftonbladet if true.
He is in Copenhagen.
Those Dortmund odds look juicy now.
What brings you to that conclusion?
IMO if he goes to Germany it will probably be Leipzig.
Alright, confess. Who did this?
Signing for FCK? That came out of the blue!!
You’ve just posted this because nobody speaks Copenhagenish.
They're just not the paper they used to be after that thing that happened.
Some sweet shit for Christmas!
If he goes from Copenhagen to Germany it’s over. Could be that he is actually on holidays as they say. The fact Ole seem to know what Haaland is up to suggest he talks a lot with him. I think it’s on.
Scandanavian Chef; turkey, turkey, turk ... wtf?
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Reliable source?
It's happening man, I feel it in my feelingsGet in bro
Present and accounted for! The only question is, which Avenger Muppet are you?? I claim the role of Muppet Captain America
The feck is going on?
Yes, that random Spurs fan is definitely not going to lie to us, right?
You can tell you’re new on here, dude.
Ole knows his friends, family and nothing gets past Ole without Ole knowing. A bit creepy but that itself is already a unmistakable proof that it is a done dealio. They have special relationships, why would you want to go Germany if you were him. Nein.
bit of a stand-off atm between the muppets and the resident grumpy cnuts
Muppets on top, for now
Probably should change the thread title given he wasn't on the plane no? @Damien
I must say he does resemble a baby pig and if that description in anyway used to depict the forthcoming transfer saga then I for one will be glad I described him this way
He must have slept in and missed his original flight. Good lad.
There are a couple flights to Heathrow this afternoon, but only one to Manc, at 5pm. Lots of flights to Deutschland though
He talks about himself in 3rd person to his dad? Or maybe he calls his dad Haaland.
maybe he's on the same flight that Benatia is still on.
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Probably reading a headline on his phone.
Looks like we'll know by tonight. Unless he is going on holiday..with only his dad 
I think it's a done deal for us.
I think it's a done deal for us.
Multiple legit sources claiming Halaand on outbound flights from Norway; Halaand playing the ending to The Thomas Crown Affair (the 1999 one); the caf sleeping in shifts and turning into the control room in one of the Jason Bourne movies.
I actually heard Haaland was reciting Hamlet and that’s why he’s in Copenhagen
Turning into a proper muppet transfer saga, hope we get this done.
This is more muppetry than I’m used to at this time of year! Flight tracking and overheard FaceTime conversations, what a world we live in.
This is hilarious. The next stage of a full on transfer muppet saga has concluded.
Failed flight - check!
All these people claiming to hear what Haaland says on the way passed BS.
This isn't good or bad news TBH, Ole said he knew he was going on holiday, so he's clearly still in contact which can only be a good thing. It wasn't a surprise to him.
This will keep rolling on for a while longer it seems
Failed flight - check!
All these people claiming to hear what Haaland says on the way passed
BS. This isn't good or bad news TBH, Ole said he knew he was going on holiday, so he's clearly still in contact which can only be a good thing. It wasn't a surprise to him.
This will keep rolling on for a while longer it seems
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