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el3mel

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Time to test himself in difficult games like away at Wolves or Newcastle if he wants to prove he's GOAT.
 

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Literally more chance of Margot Robbie crawling out of my ass, proclaiming her undying love for me and toddling off down to asda to get me a pizza than this happening.
 

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Can he do it outside Spain though? We obviously aren’t signing him but if you have a chance to sign Messi you do it.
Get MESS on the back of your shirt.

If we sign him, add the I, if we don't you have a good summary of the transfer window.

Lovely.
 

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Hi guys.. I was reading this thread 4 or 5 minutes ago and I've just popped back to see if this is over the line yet?
 

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Hi guys.. I was reading this thread 4 or 5 minutes ago and I've just popped back to see if this is over the line yet?
Just enjoy it for a few more hours, until Messi's inevitable "i stay" story.
 

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Hi guys.. I was reading this thread 4 or 5 minutes ago and I've just popped back to see if this is over the line yet?
A mate of mine lives in Barcelona. Very close to Messi's house. He has seen the same helicopter which got Mata, land at Messi's house.
 

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Surely this guy would take the "it's on" deal if he's just a BS merchant though.
Nope because the rumour is obviously bollocks, so he looks genuinely ITK when it turns out to be obvious bollocks which it will. Gullible clowns on Twitter think wow this guy knows his shit when actually he’s just making an obvious prediction that if somehow came true he’d just delete that Tweet. Same cycle from all these BS merchants.
 

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Do you not think a 33 year old - whoever it is, who has only played in 1 league might be a risk?
33 year old yes. But surely he has shown in his entire career that he is able to perform effectively across opponents and conditions. So if he is good enough to perform in Spain he will surely be in England too. We are talking about a GOAT player here!!
 

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Literally more chance of Margot Robbie crawling out of my ass, proclaiming her undying love for me and toddling off down to asda to get me a pizza than this happening.
Make sure she showers before heading to pick up that pizza, unless ya fancy a pepperoni and ass cheese pizza
 

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We can do things in the transfer market that other clubs can only dream of. Watch this space. Time for Ed to deliver, finally. Messi and Sancho.
 

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When is his statement today even supposed to be?:D
 

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Il not claiming to be ITK or anything but I’m half Spanish on account of the amount of San Miguel I drank when it was on offer in Tesco, and according to my sources Messi has been doing keepie ups while in the shower to acclimatise to the Manchester weather. Take from that what you will.
 

Grylte

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This is going to happen, i can feel it!
 

Sandikan

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Imagine he says he's off.
And it's to Manchester

But not to us.
 

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That bullshit Messi article saying that Becks wants both him and Ronaldo in Miami at the same time at some point. That would be quite something.
 

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Needs to get out of Barca ASAP. His last few years were completely wasted with one dumb signing after another. Koeman is another midtable coach who won't win anything. Even less so if they get rid of Suarez who is twice as prolific as Griezmann despite spending half the season in the hospital.
 
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