Excellent satire
Are (some) Manchester United players out of control?
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Problem is, all 18 year olds are fecking idiots.
No they're not.
The worst of the lot that.Feckin hell, out of control. Why not mention Dave stealing doughnuts while you’re at it!!!
Footballers especially English players are absolute idiots . That's why Rashford stands out so much as a good role model .
Perhaps it is a lack of guidance and education from an early age when they join clubs youth set ups
Perhaps it is a lack of guidance and education from an early age when they join clubs youth set ups
I'm worried this latest episode will make Sancho reconsider coming back to Manchester after being reminded of how the local lads act irresponsibly. I bet his agents wouldn't want him to be associated with Greenwood.
“Maguire getting a criminal record, Greenwood getting into a sex scandal, these things are to be expected by young professional footballers. Did you see Paul Pogba’s haircut though? He has disrespected the club & the fans. This is unforgivable!”
Rashford stands out as a great role model because he's a great role model, and that's relative to a player of any nationality.
Not to mention previous incidents with Rooney, Giggs, Keane, Sir Alex kicking the boot at Beckham..
All of these people had something to do with Ole....
All of these people had something to do with Ole....
They should have locked him up and thrown away the keeyyyyyyFeckin hell, out of control
It look like it could be a disaster start for us. Thank GOD Bruno is still alright and doing the right things so far.
Or perhaps this is just a really poor take.
Wait till Lindelof catches him stealing tomorrow.
Haha. Stealing the ball I guess. Hopefully not too much. I am swedish and want to win!
Maybe appropriate to bring up our history of players during Sir Alex's time here, like Giggs having an 8 year long affair with his brothers wife. I've long since stopped caring about what footballers do in their personal lives, as long as their good and loyal on the pitch. Obviously a couple of these recent incidents influence them on the pitch (Maguire had the threat of being in jail, Greenwood kicked out of England squad and possible quarantine before training), but all in all, can't be real surprised. They'll learn from it and probably do dumb things in the future, they're footballers after all who literally never had to care about any schooling so I always think it's unwise to expect flawless behavior and super intelligent beings.
Feckin hell, out of control
Out of control
Might as well save yourself some time and cry for Poch/Nagelsman/whoever you fancy directly. No need for overtures.
If that's "out of control" then I'm certainly glad I'm not in the public eye
I think the thread should be - Have United had a bad pre-season. With all the issues mentioned, plus players testing positive for Covid - Pogba. The delay in transfers meaning less time for players to gel if we even actually sign them, injuries - Rashford. Forget about blame - its not exactly been ideal
pre-season
pre-season
Yea I'm finally starting to understand how Pogba getting a fresh trim and doing a dance on instagram was enough to get 10+ pages of meltdowns on here in the past
Rashford isn't a "simply a good role mode". Rashford is a goddamn saint for having an actual national impact.
The vast majority of good role models are just that, decent human beings, Marcus is an outlier in the most extreme positive side of the coin.
at all those who fell for this.I imagine when you were 18, no one gave a flying feck who you were shagging. Greenwood has the expectation of an entire deranged fanbase resting on his shoulders who go into meltdown whenever a player doesn't act precisely how they think a soulless asset should behave.
But then again, this is a WUM thread, so I hope you're not being serious.
Sometimes I feel some people are pathetic enough to live and wait for any sort of 'controversy" so they can camp on these boards and pesters them with their over the top, kneejerk and judgmental reactions.
Nothing more pathetic than a bunch of folks rushing and running around on the internet to slag and have input on other people's lives while acting all judgmental.
Nothing more pathetic than a bunch of folks rushing and running around on the internet to slag and have input on other people's lives while acting all judgmental.
There is a point behind it though or it wouldn’t be a joke
Much more drama than the whole "All or Nothing" documentaryThe most ridiculous thing about all this is Rashford has forced the government into feeding starving kids, Lindelöf saved on old woman from a thief and still it’s been an awful summer PR wise for us
It's not a Manchester United issue, it's a British footballers being fecking idiots issue. A big reason why we should buy abroad more often, players from the continent are simply more professional and well behaved on average.
Greenwood, Wan Bissaka and Maguire need to be fined and dropped for a few weeks.
Greenwood, Wan Bissaka and Maguire need to be fined and dropped for a few weeks.
I love how Ole and his coaching staff are in the firing line for this. What the actually feck
#Oleout will not stop
Yes it's only British players that get embroiled in scandals isn't it?
There could also be no other reason for having home-grown players in a squad apart from some weird British spine obsession either, could there?
The Wan-Bissaka one is the most egregious, as there's no 'heat of the moment' excuse.
The Greenwood one by far the most minor.
Been a weird summer. Imagine Sir Fergus dealing with this...he'd be apoplectic with all three. Hairdryer turned up to Max.
The Greenwood one by far the most minor.
Been a weird summer. Imagine Sir Fergus dealing with this...he'd be apoplectic with all three. Hairdryer turned up to Max.
We need proper management to teach our players to behave. Right now it is a circus in our squad.
Too much freedom I guess. Could be good, but also results in these things.
Too much freedom I guess. Could be good, but also results in these things.
I pray that some of our more innocent members never read up on some of the great French and Brazilian teams of a decade - 2 decades ago,it might damage their sensibilities permanently
If not a majority a very very sizeable minority are.
Kyle Walker and Phil Foden - is it time we asked questions about Pep and his staff?
Callum Hudson Odoi gets arrested, 8 chelsea players in quarantine and two staff breaking lockdown to sign a youth player - is it time we asked questions about Lampard and his staff?
David Luiz, Alexandre Lacazette, Nicolas Pepe and Granit Xhaka broke quarantine - is it time we asked questions about Arteta and his staff?
I agree, I was just being pedantic. That doesn't make his actions excusable or less stupid.
I would expect that even Mason Greenwood, at the tender age of 18, has seen a programme called the news in the past 6 months.
Greenwood the new Morrison?
Amount of Karen’s in this thread