Portly FC

[horsechoker]

This is in celebration of the rather plump gentlemen to have graced the game

Neville Southall

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Neil Ruddock
Steve McNulty
Luke Shaw

Anderson
Frank Lampard
Wayne Rooney

Paul Gascoigne
Ronaldo Lima
Eden Hazard

Was Maradona even fat when he played? If so you can put him anywhere in the squad.
Subs:
Mark Bosnich
Jan Mølby
Adriano
Andy Reid
Puskas

Struggling for a right back but the team is absolutely stacked with attacking talent.

How would they do against scrawny FC?

 

[limerickcitykid]

Great thread, look at this fat ass . 2/10 shit body bro. Do you even lift?

 

[horsechoker]

Great thread, look at this fat ass . 2/10 shit body bro. Do you even lift?

Photoshop

 

[Red Stone]

Thread needs more Higuaín, as opposed to Higuaín, who could definitely do with a bit less Higuaín.

 

[horsechoker]

Thread needs more Higuaín, as opposed to Higuaín, who could definitely do with a bit less Higuaín.

When you've got Rooney, Ronaldo and Adriano, I'm not quite sure Higuain would cut the mustard.

 

[Rozay]

Jarrod Bowen always looks a bit circular to me tbh.

 

[Red Stone]

When you've got Rooney, Ronaldo and Adriano, I'm not quite sure Higuain would cut the mustard.

"Did someone say mustard?"

 

[WakeAndBeek]

Gary Taylor Fletcher is a shoe in for that striker spot surely

 

[Foxbatt]

I do not think Rooney was actually that fat. Andy Reid certainly was.

 

[paraguayo]

Walter. He was a promising number 9 for Brazil youths but started falling in love with biscuits

 

[Snow]

William Foulke in goal. Former Chelsea captain, England international yet they don't get much bigger than him.

Wasn't Tomas Brolin a bit on the heavier side towards the end of his career?

 

[Himannv]