Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

[No Idea For Nickname]

Hey this is not thread for chit chat!

Anyway, little bit of fun

I feel much better having just seen that Bayern Munich got similarly thumped on Sunday 4-1 at Hoffenheim.

Why? Its totally irrelevant to the shit show we put ion yesterday. Doesn't console me one bit. It's gonna be a season like last one.

Still think it's Gundogans fault for not being fit enough to play

And if he had played it would still have been his fault.

Is it coincidence since Arteta has gone we defend like school children and Arsenal look tight at the back including the disaster that is David Luiz

Might have something to do with losing kompany as well
Was arteta not around in first half of last season?
If arteta didn’t work WITH pep he would have no reputation
Don’t mAke out he is the key
Pep is the key and he needs to sort it

Mendy should have been shown the door 18 months ago. Who on gods earth finds these awful left backs ?

who does the buying is it pep. because we have spent a fortune on lemons. and we will be lucky to get anything for them

For such a ''small club'' , the entire social media is ablaze for 24 hours about net spend the moment we lose a game. Same tw*ts that pretend they wouldn't care about us when we win.

They can hate us but they cannot ignore us. That's when you know we are one of the biggest clubs in the world.

As soon as we concede or lose, everyone gathers like flies around dogshit yet stays quiet when we score or win. A lot of jealousy going on.

Vardy went down easier than his wife, with zero condemnation from the pundits who would demand Stirling be deported for less.

STERLING

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

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This is what bluemoon thinks of this

I keep looking at the 4th goal from yesterday, maddison's goal. Keep your eyes on rodri during that play. I think it perfectly encapsulates the problem and why he's such a big liability.

He wanted Leicester to play a more expansive game to assist our style of play. Is he for real?

Speaks volumes imo. Rather than taking his medicine and accepting that he played shite, City were shite, he comes out with this entitled drivel. We conceded 5 ffs!! That's not my idea of seeing a problem and looking to improve. Just like Mahrez, not the attitude or desire I want at City. I've seen and heard enough of him tbh. He'll never fill Fernas boots, ever and id be quite happy to see the back of him.

 

[Zen86]

Rodri's quotes are the equivalent of a boxer being knocked down five times in a humiliating KO loss and then claiming they were the better fighter afterwards. Clearly punch drunk.

Throwback to Kompany’s old “moral victory” quotes. They’re just a pathetic club, despite the money.

 

[padr81]

This is what bluemoon thinks of this

In fairness thats pretty rational. Same thing being said here. Stupid thing to say. "Everyone should play like us, so we can trash them."

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

They are watchin Liv-Ars game

They may as well give them the title now. That’s a red for any other team except the rags.

Should have been red. Always said he is the most disgusting player in the world, always looking to hurt other players

He did for Leroy in the charity shield and put him out for a year

Tried to kill Ederson as well, and always goes in with his knobs in every duel he's ever in.

And lets not forget he is one of the biggest divers this league has ever seen

Liverpool are refereed differently to everyone else

Should be a fecking red just for the cnuts hairline

Mane is such a dirty cnut. Get Kolasinac on in the 90th minute and tackle the crap out of him

Choice for a lengthy injury, Mane, Robertson or Salah, take your pick

Terrific player, disgusting sportsmanship

I wouldn't want him any where near City.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

In fairness thats pretty rational. Same thing being said here. Stupid thing to say. "Everyone should play like us, so we can trash them."

This is why I posted it, to show every one we are the same.
Only Klopp can say "they did not play the way we wanted them to play" and get away with it.

 

[The United Irishman]

 

[1966]

In fairness thats pretty rational. Same thing being said here. Stupid thing to say. "Everyone should play like us, so we can trash them."

Agree. As a total club neutral, I saw that as an unusually cogent self-assessment.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Turned it off after that blatant elbow by Mane.

Nobody in the media wants to talk about the corruption surrounding Liverpool

The ‘ooooooooo’ and ‘arrrrr’ noises neville makes when something controversial happens really winds me up

Imagine what his wife/husband/dog thinks

What have I missed? Worth rewinding for?

Nah, just favourably decisions to the media darlings, you will get plenty of opportunities to see them later in the season

They have so much more pace and energy than we do. We may have the better technical players but to compete at a top level again we need more pace and power in midfield

We need to steal their next batch of inhalers.

0-1

Lol couldn’t of happened to a bigger c**t

Haha Tyler crestfallen.

Couldnt happen to a nicer ****. Have that Robertson

Haha Robertson you shithouse cnut.

1-1

Shouldn’t be on the pitch.

Mane who shouldn’t be on the pitch

He shouldnt be on to score , no corruption t hough

Had to go to the non-crowd noise option. Can't even stand virtual Scousers!
Seems louder than usual too.
cnuts.

Their energy is insane.

I think it’s because Klopp is completely insane

2-1

feck off Arsenal, usual crap

Too easy. We’re getting nowhere near them this season.

They should be down to ten then mane cant score, i am so over this fecking game , bent as feck

Dier and Doherty scratching their heads over Robertson's handball

They play like we did for those two years. They look solid, always in control, barely show any weaknesses and always look like scoring. The bastards

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

How are they so fit? They keep running constantly. And there it is.

They’re all asthmatic

Another hoof the ball over the top boring shite.

The ability to play your best players week in week out and their energy levels to never drop cant be under estimated.

Yeah, those PEDs are working a treat. Third season now and their main starting 11 are still running around like Duracell bunnies on speed.

feck knows what Klopp does to get these energy levels, his Dortmund team were the same, we can all joke about blood doping and other dodgy practises but feck me they are relentless.

You’re telling me Walker wouldn’t have been sent off for that Mane elbow???

I don't know about any of use but I'm really struggling lately listening to Neville he is a patronising little rat. I mute the volume now not to listen to him I'd love to rip his face off.

For anyone not aware of the inhalers/caffeine effects aimed at the dippers - read this

Why Liverpool won't win the Premier League this season
Alan Moore discusses the reasons why he believes that Liverpool will not retain their Premier League title this coming season.
backpagefootball.com

 

[The holy trinity 68]

This thread is going to be a lot busier this year.

 

[RedPed]

You mean like this...

Get him fecking gone now. If he spent as much time adressing our issues as he did rimming fecking Bielsa we’d be invincible

 

[AbusementPark]

Leeds played some very good stuff. City looked good at the beginning and then allowed Leeds too much time with the ball. Be a good time to play City

 

[Judge Red]

That’s not a meltdown, that’s an acceptance that Guardiola has lost interest.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Pep "Good game"

Go back to Spain

Peps interview post match. What the feck is he smoking. Total bollocks

Pep very pleased, he almost burst into "ja ja ding dong".

Pep is going either way and the dressing room know it

Certainly looks that way to me

And tylers is an embarassment saying there was nowt in that challenge on bernardo.

Especially when you hear Neville say its a red card all day.
No replays yet again, always a quick check yet utd and the rats get it slowed down, reversed, forward, paused, every angle.

Kompany gone, Arteta gone, Silva gone and Kun injured. Pep is on his own and it's showing.

Pep Guardiola strides out to the middle - and has a laugh and a joke with Mike Dean. Unexpected.

and there is one of the issues, as a club we make it extremely easy for officials to feck us over. They are scared of Klopp, we’re scared of Ferguson, Clattenburg admitted he knowingly gave incorrect calls in Utds favour as Keane scared him, we are timed and weak

Cavani is a free transfer and sitting on his arse whilst we struggle to score typical poachers types of goals , apart from Sterling our goal threat is massively diminished without a proven striker like Jesus or Aguero

feck off Micah.

Foden looks like Miss Iceland took too much out of him. His form is resembling Bernie after his 'incident' last year.

He should have kept it in his pants, he is a prick literally, think more about shagging than his career

 

[The holy trinity 68]

haha some of them comments. Thanks for finding them dude!

 

[AlexUTD]

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

There were loads of times when we had 3, 4 players running at their defence & nobody really had a purpose to it.
Now picture Haaland, running in front of KDB, in the same situation.
.Buy him fir next sesson. Even if we have to treble our record.

Yes And Sancho.

Haaland is an absolute beast - would love to see him at City!

with some justification it has to be said.

remind us how many points pool dropped last season and the season before?

already an uphill battle after game 3.

I couldn't two fecks about the rats. Come back to me after 10 games

fanny wipes ltd be doing a roaring trade tonight then, Leeds played well, they're a good side and full of energy, that was a tough game, stop being so fecking entitled

That attitude and the banner will soon be back up at old trafford

Entitled

People with your attitude piss me off, we are the richest club on the planet, have the best coach, best facilities, our owner demands success.

We are very, very poor and have been for a calendar year

The body language of the team, lack of courage and energy that is making it clear something is really amiss.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Very disappointing.

Looks already like a long season dropping many points.

3 trophies to go

We should not be drawing against a newly promoted team, like we shouldn't have lost to Norwich last season... We're not good enough!

richest club, ah thats ok then we'll just go and buy the best players every window, become the new Real Madrid and be what everyone is forever calling us anyway, sounds good crack on sunshine

United just about to sign Cavani - he would have been a decent buy while we find a longer term replacement for Sergio.

LOLOL 300k week, Sanchez MKII, agent Ed thank you

Will be guttered if he signs for them

 

[Posh Red]

Guttered

 

[The holy trinity 68]

Guttered

I think he is a secret United fan. Guttered = Ed belongs in the gutter.

 

[calodo2003]

Not Bluemoon specifically, but...

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[sebsheep]

Not Bluemoon specifically, but...

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Came here post about that.

 

[calodo2003]

Came here post about that.

A thread’s has recently been made on here. It’s looking a bit of quality already.

 

[ClaytonBlackmoorLeftPeg]

Came here post about that.

That’s good banter! Need to see more of that.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

I imagine it's been hacked

Hacked by Liverpool probably, same as our scouting reports.

Not Liverpool, its those pesky Chelsea fans

The liberals found out that Bernard Manning was a fan so Twitter shut it in case it offends anyone

I wouldn't say Bernard Manning was fat but he did have more Chins than a Chinese phone book

Football twitter really is a cesspit.

Whoever runs the accounts for football clubs must have their work cut out that's for certain.

Back again now:
https://twitter.com/ManCity

 

[RoyH1]

Not Bluemoon specifically, but...

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I love this!

 

[calodo2003]

I have a valid BM user/pass, vowed years ago I would never go back into it. If the follower drop numbers are true, it might be worth a couple of posts before I am banned.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Yes, I am bored, found this thread on Micah Richard and decided to see what they are saying, started on 22. Jun 2020:

He's doing a cracking job of talking up City and speaking out on big issues, exactly the sort of person we need on TV.
He puts a smile on my face just seeing him on TV.
He's been on Sky and BBC a few times now and he's been brilliant every time, keep it up Micah!

He’s a breath of fresh air, much better to watch than all them bitter rag and dipper cünts

Great to finally have one of our own appearing regularly in the media. Seems a genuinely sound guy.

We all know what an infectious character Micah is, he's going to be a regular pundit, banging the City drum for many years to come.

To be fair that was the best overall commentary we’ve witnessed from Sly for a long time. I could even tolerate Jamie and Graham. More from Micah please

I think Micah's best punditry qualities are honesty charisma and that bubbly infectious laugh. He's top quality

Much prefer him to the fella who spits on little girls

Micah is a breath of fresh air , he is an infectious character and he has surprised me with his knowledge of the game , about time we had a blue with a voice

Love him. Comes across so genuine and his love of city stands out a mile, even though he sometimes tries to hide it. He has a great sense of humour, and addresses some very serious issues with insight and intelligence.

About time we had a proper blue on tv, Sinclair was doing well on the bbc until he got in trouble with the law.

He put that Dog bothering scruffy **** Keane in his pace on Sky! He will do for me!

Fast forward to 22. Sep. 2020., and on..

Nice guy but terrible pundit for me.

His statement about black lives matter was rambling and difficult to listen to.

Personally I don't think he offers any insight into the game but each to their own.

I love him but I do wish he’d speak a bit faster. It’s 3 words, then a grimace, another 3 words, pause, grimace, 2 words, grimace. I guess that’ll be ironed out with experience

If you're into false laffs then micah's your man.

Doesn't seem false to me. In fact I know it's not false having met him a few times. Have you met him?

Looks like some here are already tearing one of our own down. Wondering how long it would take before they decide to tear Vinny down!

Bluemoon mate.

This is the same Bluemoon on which a number of "supporter's" said they didn't want Lionel Messi.

I have said many times, the guy seems a very decent human being, but in my opinion, at this time, is not a very good pundit. A pundit should give opinions, and in terms of ex players, tell the audience their view of a game from a players perspective. Souness and Neville do this very well in my opinion. People like Redknapp and Richards and co give little or no insight into anything. Ashley Cole is another, truly awful, illiterate and contributes nothing

I’ve always liked Micah as a player and a man. But. I’ve just turned the radio on to continuous laughter. I mean non-stop. Had to turn it off. Completely doing my head in!

Its even worse with Kris Akabussi's similar laughter. Micah is not seeking attention.
But was too effusive for me in his praise of Cavani and what a great signing he is for United on BBC. He's getting about a bit. BBC is not as easy to avoid as Sky

If he's endorsing the Cavani signing he's one of two things.
A huge wum taking the piss or another paid stooge pandering to his audience.

The latter, he is now in the system, he must be making even more money with all these TV gigs than he was as a player.

Also 'writes' in the Daily Mail

Shit pundit and painful to listen to! On the racism issue, he rambled and didn’t speak particularly well! Love his enthusiasm and his smile is infectious, but he’s a shit pundit!

Last night he completely missed the opportunity to point out that Lingard has brought the Twitter storm down on himself the way he posted shite when he was flavour of the month with his dabbing and gurning.

The thing is, pundits get the big jobs for the big Prem games based on who they played for.
Micah’s not a good pundit, but almost none of them are who work on Prem games.
There’s two excellent pundits at Sky (out of all that they have): Greame Sounness and Liam Rosenior who is the best pundit out there full stop for any channel.
But Rosenior will never get the gig Micah has got because he played for Bristol Fulham Torquay Reading Ipswich Hull and Brighton, despite being better at the job description than anyone else at Sky.
We do not need and should not have an ex-City player on the pundit panel just because we think we should have one because we are a big club and we need someone sticking up for us just be cause there’s loads of them sticking up for United and Liverpool.

Darn, still bored..

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

 

[M Bison]

Looking a very average side all of a sudden...

 

[clarkydaz]

Spanish PE teacher

 

[YAMS49]

Needs more full backs.

 

[DWelbz19]

Pot calling kettle black and all that, but for all the money they’ve spent — their team really is quite average these days.

 

[United58]

Will we finish ahead of them this season?

 

[clarkydaz]

Aguero injured

 

[M Bison]

Aguero injured

what with?

 

[clarkydaz]

what with?

pep wouldnt say, was in sulk mode

 

[Withnail]

what with?

Not sure yet.

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