Well that sorts that then!
Thank you for joining the Manchester United recruitment team. Please adhere to the following rules -
1. Under no circumstances are you to scout, start pre negotiations or even browse football manager for potential players until the transfer window has opened.
2. You may only buy a player that we really should have signed last year.
3. You must not buy any player until you have squeezed every social media drip out of any links that we have. (If that means we don't sign anyone then that's ok)
4. We the Glazers don't actually want you to sign any players, so please do your best to look like you are working while not really working. (I need to pay for the orange leather in my supercar)