Jim Beam
Gets aroused by men in low socks
My favorite part of his reign was when he said Sanchez doesn't have anyone to play with during preseason because that's not the United team. With Greenwood there. (that and Sevilla debacle)
Alexis of all people. The poor man on astronomical wages you wanted at all costs. Any team with a bit of pride would tell him to feck off. Thanks for two trophies, wasn't worth it."We don't have wingers, we don't have strikers. He is the only one who is here and the poor man is trying his best with the frustration of somebody who wants more. This is not our team, this is not our squad - not even 30 per cent of it.