Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City

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Ixion

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I'm just happy for Fergie to be honest. I can picture him doing his little jig and showing Cathy his phone every 5 minutes with some new update.
 

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If Ronaldo comes to United I will name my yet to be conceived second child after him, the wife isn't keen on us re-naming our first born.
 

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I'll still never forgive him for slagging us off for Madrid, but man, the way this has gone down with him trolling City, I can almost forgive him.

Also, will absolutely electrify Old Trafford.

Who would have thought that Fergie time is still a thing? Legend.
 

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Not really clear to me whether Ronaldo turned down City or City said no thanks. Surely the latter would be a bit of a dent in the excitement.
So city says no thanks as soon as we show interest? I got a bridge to sell you..
 

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No.

If he signs his debut would be at home v Newcastle next weekend.

In a non-televised 3pm Saturday game. Sky must be losing their minds.
Thanks for putting a dampener on that. I hope Zouma scores against you lot and wears a t shirt underneath saying "I didn't like duffer anyway"
 

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Funny how both Real Madrid and Manchester United are having the last word against oil clubs.faith in football restored.
 

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He’s coming back to be a slave for us again :drool:
 

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Could we possibly send Cavani the other way? He’s very much surplus to requirements if Ronaldo joins.
 

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My Mrs showed me this before, a local artist she follows on IG took a selfie apparently today with Bruno at Manchester Airport.

 

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Sorry, but I think we are second choice after he couldn’t extort the money out of City. Hope I’m wrong and perhaps SAF called him and bollocked him. Still, we may get a season out of him in one half cameo’s. Also still believe the salary will cause unrest in the dressing room. Just hope he doesn’t make a fool of himself.
 
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