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Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
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Yeah... I dont know how we can call him a poacher... this may be one of the best moves united has made in a while
Has to be mate. If you read the thread from start to finish, what a complete turnaround of events that has just occurred!Guys, where does today rank in caf muppet history? Might be #1. This fecking club!
So Sancho didn’t get the number 7 off Cavani - will Ronaldo??
Did city troll us into signing him by making it seem they were interested and then united feeling like we needed to show we had a bigger d*ck so instead of us strengthening where we need to we spend too much on a 36 year old?
Time for youtube compilation?
I won’t debate that clown on this joyful day
That's the spirit!
Only if his stats literally break the equipment.
Probably but who cares.
Never in doubt
If that's true then we are truly getting fecked.
It's so funny that people ask that. The only one is may impact negatively is greenwood, and I think he will get more learning from Ronaldo than he would lose in playing up front.
Martial is done. Rashford is out injured. Cavani wants to play for Uruguay. Sancho won't be affected at all, in fact he may benefit a lot. From it.
Will easily make it back from shirt sales
The United marketing machine about to hit overdrive.
Wow we finally spent that Ronaldo money on Ronaldo.
Cheap
Yes.
Those are massive wages if true.
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These days I think it's fitting. The last five or six times I've watched him, he's not bringing what he used to bring to the overall game.
yeah, I was talking in nett, City we're *allegedly* offering £15m a season nett which was around £400k a week I think, I think you'll be offering him something around that which is fair enough, hopefully it's a massive flop
How fecking good are we going to be on FIFA this year
SIUUUU!!!
Well that came out of nowhere. Do United need him? Just signed Sancho, got Rashford and Cavani, Greenwood too. No problem scoring goals.
Still it's Ronaldo. City struggling to get anyone in to score the goals.
Still it's Ronaldo. City struggling to get anyone in to score the goals.
So we bought him at 18 years old for £12 million, then we sold him for £80 million, and then we got him back for £25 million, so it's still a £43 million pound profit. It's a bargain.
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Last post from me, going to the movies to watch Paw Patrol, feck this Ronaldo crap.
Varane Maguire Shaw
Sancho Bruno Pogba Rashford
Greenwood Ronaldo Cavani
Last post from me, going to the movies to watch Paw Patrol, feck this Ronaldo crap.
wtf have i missed? Is he coming back?
Totally expected.. if that is pre tax..
He is on double that right now..
He is on double that right now..
Did you think he was coming for free?
I didn't want this to happen and still am super excited about it. Imagine the first goal he scores at OT, gonna bring down the roof.
I'm not even going to bother going back through the thread to find the "We don't need Ronaldo" or "United buying a has-been" posts because those people must be absolute morons but what a day to be alive!! I certainly did not wake up this morning expecting this.
Present him on Sunday.
So blimmin excited.... Ronaldo two year contract offer... £20m offer...advanced talks. Please still go for Camavinga!!
BuT hE's ToO oLd!
And yet Juventus feel like they're better without him. I have no doubt he'll score lots of goals. But will United score more goals with him than without. I'm not convinced his goals outweigh the deficits anymore.
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