"..and her tits were like This big!"
Cristiano Ronaldo - Man Utd Player
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
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"So... let me introduce you to Fred"
Looks like our academy will have both Rooney's and Ronaldo's sons at the same time? Isn't that sort of cheating? 
Is Rooney’s son good? At least CR Junior scored boatload of goals at Juve.Looks like our academy will have both Rooney's and Ronaldo's sons at the same time? Isn't that sort of cheating?
Can't lie I'm as giddy as kid on Christmas eve can't wait for the game
never thought this would happen after 2013 Doesn't feel like reality to be honest
never thought this would happen after 2013 Doesn't feel like reality to be honest
Yeah he's good or at least his numbers give that impression
I'm kinda guessing these aren't, generally, the sort of goals he'll be scoring this time round?
Looks like you have to watch it on YouTube.
Looks like you have to watch it on YouTube.
Same here. I can’t wait to see him at Old Trafford Saturday, I haven’t been able to attend a game for a while but managed to get a ticket for the main mans homecoming
Mental to think how much he’s done in the game since he last played here (that’s after winning everything here as well.)
Damn Covid is preventing me and millions of other Reds from making that pilgrimage to Old Trafford, once this blows over I will be able to realise a lifelong dream.
Count yourself lucky manSame here. I can’t wait to see him at Old Trafford Saturday, I haven’t been able to attend a game for a while but managed to get a ticket for the main mans homecoming
Mental to think how much he’s done in the game since he last played here (that’s after winning everything here as well.)
Occasions like this don't happen to often
Good luck and enjoy the show
They're all aboard the hype train.The feck with the music
Man Utd's social media team are in full muppet mode and fair play to them.
Training video. Finally!
I'm guessing that Fulham goal is there because of its impact and timing. Wasn't his best, but I remember vividly how that moment was when I started believing we'd get our title back.
That Roma header should be rated higher. It's one of best headed goal I've seen from anyone. Ronaldo wasn't even in the picture when Scholes dinked that cross in. It's my favourite United Ronaldo goal.
It should start on Saturday CR7?
This shows how much Neil Curtis knows. Why people still read The Sun is beyond me.
Fat man.
Looks like the Mejbri show
Cheers bud, for sure. I’m buzzing for this one, never thought I’d see him in red again
Even the training dummy is jizzing over Ronaldo @ 1:40!
I feel like in 2008
He must be enjoying his training, probably thinks he's still in Italy/Spain with the weather we've been having. "Hmmm, I don't remember the weather being this good"
Going to get a bit of a shock on Saturday when it's pissing down with rain
Going to get a bit of a shock on Saturday when it's pissing down with rain
I'm salivating.
On that note: I see no El Matador int his video. He should have been at training today, no?
He was training yesterday , no clue why he wasn't around today.
What an amazing life footballers have.
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“No, Ronnie. You cannot give little Jesse piggyback rides during training.”
It always seems to be Mata who walks out with a new player for their first training session. He's a one man welcoming committee.Mata really just at United for vibes
AC Milan did such a video for fecking Balotelli eight years ago, I wish we were better at dealing with such things in 2021.
Not sure if serious. The only thing I got from that video was vertigo cause both camera work and music were awful. And bless those fans getting so excited for Balotelli of all people. Our marketing/presentation of players is actually top notch.
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The legendary Versace sweater
Mike Phelan has lost some amount of weight!
I find Ronaldo's sinister smile here hilariously disturbing, his face looks so fecking sharp, damn!
Must have been eating 5000 calories of nuts and almonds.
Banging tune, don’t diss Lil Nas X!The feck with the music
Check out the video for that track - “Industry Baby”.
Ronaldo: "Down with this sort of thing!"
Ole: "careful now"
It’s been well over a week now but it still seems so surreal that he’s back. Never thought the day would come.
Without trying to put a damper on this glorious thread, i hope all the rape shennanigans doesnt drive him out of the club.
What i mean is all rival fans seem to be referring him as 'rapist' now (on rival forums). He's going to get rapist shit thrown at him at every away ground. And its only a matter of time before the media start doing it too.
I know he's super strong mentally, but its bound to grate on him after a time.
What i mean is all rival fans seem to be referring him as 'rapist' now (on rival forums). He's going to get rapist shit thrown at him at every away ground. And its only a matter of time before the media start doing it too.
I know he's super strong mentally, but its bound to grate on him after a time.
No different to the first time.
But yeah rival fans already did that.
But yeah rival fans already did that.
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